*Automated voice:* Social battery at... 3... percent (slrpnk.net)
Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama (lemmy.ca)
Self-inflicted (sopuli.xyz)
Poverty never smelled so good (slrpnk.net)
Tough choice (i.imgur.com)
30's wheel of pain (lemmy.world)
It's for our own good though! (startrek.website)
diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes (lemmy.world)
Perfect gift (lemmy.world)
Huzzah! (slrpnk.net)
Birth of a truck driver (files.catbox.moe)
Threw out my back... While walking? (lemmy.world)
Something unsettling! (sopuli.xyz)
That's not a wand, Harry... (slrpnk.net)
Fun game: read HP, and sub the word ‘wand’ our for penis euphemisms
This kills the Mr. Krabs (slrpnk.net)
Happy Anniversary of the Harper's Ferry Raid (hexbear.net)
You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits... (slrpnk.net)
I want to see that in colour. (sopuli.xyz)
Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence (slrpnk.net)
More top tier acting...
Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶 (sopuli.xyz)
But cat domesticated us (i.postimg.cc)
When you also send a carrier group to make sure no other outside forces interfere with that process. (lemmygrad.ml)
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time (sh.itjust.works)
Existential Crisis (lemmy.world)
