GET https://kbin.spritesserver.nl/m/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world/t/19533/Future-You/comment/190069/votes/up

Response
200 OK
IP
3.146.176.19
Profiled on
Token
23df15

Security

Token

There is no security token.

Firewall

main Name
Security enabled
Stateless

Configuration

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context main
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user_checker App\Security\UserChecker
access_denied_handler (none)
access_denied_url (none)
authenticators 
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Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Http\Firewall\TwoFactorAccessListener {#582
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Authenticators

No authenticators have been recorded. Check previous profiles on your authentication endpoint.

Access Decision

affirmative Strategy
# Voter class
1 
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2 
"Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\Voter\TwoFactorInProgressVoter"
3 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\RoleHierarchyVoter"
4 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\ExpressionVoter"
5 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
6 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
7 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
8 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
9 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
10 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
11 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
12 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
13 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
14 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"

Access decision log

# Result Attributes Object
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\RoleHierarchyVoter"
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"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
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"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
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      \n
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      1.[Memes](/c/memes@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      2.[Lemmy Review](/c/lemmyreview@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      3.[Mildly Infuriating](/c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world)\n
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      4.[Lemmy Be Wholesome](/c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
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      \n
      6.[You Should Know](/c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      7.[Comedy Heaven](/c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      8.[Credible Defense](/c/credibledefense@sh.itjust.works)\n
      \n
      9.[Ten Forward](/c/tenforward@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      10.[LinuxMemes](/c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world) (Linux themed memes)\n
      \n
      ---\n
      \n
      Reach out to\n
      \n
      *All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules.* [Striker](https://lemmy.world/u/STRIKINGdebate2)
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
 ACCESS DENIED 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
3 DENIED edit 
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      \n
      Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!\n
      \n
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      \n
      **Rules:**\n
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      **Also check out:**\n
      \n
      **Partnered Communities:**\n
      \n
      1.[Memes](/c/memes@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      2.[Lemmy Review](/c/lemmyreview@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      3.[Mildly Infuriating](/c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      4.[Lemmy Be Wholesome](/c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      5.[No Stupid Questions](/c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      6.[You Should Know](/c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      7.[Comedy Heaven](/c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      8.[Credible Defense](/c/credibledefense@sh.itjust.works)\n
      \n
      9.[Ten Forward](/c/tenforward@lemmy.world)\n
      \n
      10.[LinuxMemes](/c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world) (Linux themed memes)\n
      \n
      ---\n
      \n
      Reach out to\n
      \n
      *All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules.* [Striker](https://lemmy.world/u/STRIKINGdebate2)
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