GET https://kbin.spritesserver.nl/m/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world/t/921/Unless-the-house-is-on-fire-or-you-are-hurt/oldest

Response
200 OK
IP
3.15.4.5
Profiled on
Token
6fc3d3

Security

Token

There is no security token.

Firewall

main Name
Security enabled
Stateless

Configuration

Key Value
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context main
entry_point App\Security\KbinAuthenticator
user_checker App\Security\UserChecker
access_denied_handler (none)
access_denied_url (none)
authenticators 
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Authenticators

No authenticators have been recorded. Check previous profiles on your authentication endpoint.

Access Decision

affirmative Strategy
# Voter class
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2 
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12 
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14 
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
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Show voter details
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      - We DO NOT ALLOW fiction, or posts that break site-wide rules.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      Also check out the following communities:\n
      \n
      [!fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world](/c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world)[!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world](/c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world)
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    Hi everyone, this is a small but hopefully enjoyable bit of MC from my childhood. Way back when, my Dad worked in IT and worked from home. This is back in the early days of telecommuting and so most of his day was spent on calls in between actual technical stuff. The internet was in its infancy, so if he was working he really was working and not browsing the internet/just goofing off.\n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
    **Dad**: “Bob, I’m sorry, hold on one sec?” *presses mute*\n
    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
    **Me**: “Okay as I was saying!” *babbles about story once more*\n
    \n
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    \n
    That’s it! Like I said, tiny bit of MC for ya. I’ve got a kid on the way so can’t imagine the antics she’ll get up to :)
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
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 ACCESS DENIED 
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
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 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
3 DENIED edit 
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      \n
      ======\n
      \n
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      - We DO NOT ALLOW fiction, or posts that break site-wide rules.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      Also check out the following communities:\n
      \n
      [!fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world](/c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world)[!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world](/c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world)
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    Hi everyone, this is a small but hopefully enjoyable bit of MC from my childhood. Way back when, my Dad worked in IT and worked from home. This is back in the early days of telecommuting and so most of his day was spent on calls in between actual technical stuff. The internet was in its infancy, so if he was working he really was working and not browsing the internet/just goofing off.\n
    \n
    So, MC time. One day, 5yo me is walking around the house and wants to tell my Dad a story. I can’t remember what it was and it’s not important. But to me at the time, oh boy you can believe it was the best fucking thing since sliced bread - I HAD to tell him about it. Except he was on the phone with work with something important. So I did the only logical thing and told him anyway.\n
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    \n
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    \n
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    \n
    **Dad**: “Bob, I’m sorry, hold on one sec?” *presses mute*\n
    \n
    **Dad**: “Hey little guy, Dad really can’t talk right now. I’m on the phone with work. Please tell me in a little bit ok?” *presses unmute, apologizes, back to work*\n
    \n
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    \n
    **Me**: the babbling commences once more\n
    \n
    **Dad**: *mute* “Nick unless the house is on fire or you are hurt, don’t interrupt me on the phone!” *unmute*\n
    \n
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    \n
    **Me**: *smacks hand on forehead* “Ow!”\n
    \n
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    \n
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    \n
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      **Me**: “Okay as I was saying!” *babbles about story once more*\n
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        Also check out the following communities:\n
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