GET https://kbin.spritesserver.nl/m/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world/newest?p=3

Response
200 OK
IP
3.22.117.210
Profiled on
Token
ce2384

Security

Token

There is no security token.

Firewall

main Name
Security enabled
Stateless

Configuration

Key Value
provider security.user.provider.concrete.app_user_provider
context main
entry_point App\Security\KbinAuthenticator
user_checker App\Security\UserChecker
access_denied_handler (none)
access_denied_url (none)
authenticators 
[
  "two_factor"
  "remember_me"
  "App\Security\KbinAuthenticator"
  "App\Security\FacebookAuthenticator"
  "App\Security\GoogleAuthenticator"
  "App\Security\GithubAuthenticator"
  "App\Security\KeycloakAuthenticator"
]

Listeners

Listener Duration Response 
Symfony\Component\Security\Http\Firewall\ChannelListener {#723
  -map: Symfony\Component\Security\Http\AccessMap {#722 …}
  -logger: Monolog\Logger {#783 …}
  -httpPort: 80
  -httpsPort: 443
}
 0.00 ms (none) 
Symfony\Component\Security\Http\Firewall\ContextListener {#706
  -tokenStorage: Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authentication\Token\Storage\TokenStorage {#1017 …}
  -sessionKey: "_security_main"
  -logger: Monolog\Logger {#783 …}
  -userProviders: Symfony\Component\DependencyInjection\Argument\RewindableGenerator {#705 …}
  -dispatcher: Symfony\Component\EventDispatcher\Debug\TraceableEventDispatcher {#747 …}
  -registered: false
  -trustResolver: Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authentication\AuthenticationTrustResolver {#780 …}
  -sessionTrackerEnabler: Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authentication\Token\Storage\UsageTrackingTokenStorage::enableUsageTracking(): void {#703 …}
}
 3.65 ms (none) 
Symfony\Component\Security\Http\Firewall\AuthenticatorManagerListener {#584
  -authenticatorManager: Symfony\Component\Security\Http\Authentication\AuthenticatorManager {#595 …}
}
 0.00 ms (none) 
Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Http\Firewall\TwoFactorAccessListener {#582
  -twoFactorFirewallConfig: Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\TwoFactor\TwoFactorFirewallConfig {#842 …}
  -tokenStorage: Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authentication\Token\Storage\UsageTrackingTokenStorage {#1018 …}
  -twoFactorAccessDecider: Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\TwoFactorAccessDecider {#581 …}
}
 0.05 ms (none) 
Symfony\Component\Security\Http\Firewall\AccessListener {#579
  -tokenStorage: Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authentication\Token\Storage\UsageTrackingTokenStorage {#1018 …}
  -accessDecisionManager: Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\TraceableAccessDecisionManager {#937 …}
  -map: Symfony\Component\Security\Http\AccessMap {#722 …}
}
 0.00 ms (none) 
Symfony\Component\Security\Http\Firewall\LogoutListener {#786
  -tokenStorage: Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authentication\Token\Storage\UsageTrackingTokenStorage {#1018 …}
  -options: [
    "csrf_parameter" => "_csrf_token"
    "csrf_token_id" => "logout"
    "logout_path" => "app_logout"
  ]
  -httpUtils: Symfony\Component\Security\Http\HttpUtils {#841 …}
  -csrfTokenManager: Symfony\Component\Security\Csrf\CsrfTokenManager {#1015 …}
  -eventDispatcher: Symfony\Component\EventDispatcher\Debug\TraceableEventDispatcher {#747 …}
}
 0.00 ms (none)

Authenticators

No authenticators have been recorded. Check previous profiles on your authentication endpoint.

Access Decision

affirmative Strategy
# Voter class
1 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\AuthenticatedVoter"
2 
"Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\Voter\TwoFactorInProgressVoter"
3 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\RoleHierarchyVoter"
4 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\ExpressionVoter"
5 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
6 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
7 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
8 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
9 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
10 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
11 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
12 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
13 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
14 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"

Access decision log

# Result Attributes Object
1 DENIED ROLE_USER 
null
 
"Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\Voter\TwoFactorInProgressVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\RoleHierarchyVoter"
 ACCESS DENIED 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
2 DENIED moderate 
App\Entity\Entry {#2409
  +user: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\User {#1622 …}
  +magazine: App\Entity\Magazine {#399
    +icon: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Image {#301 …}
    +name: "maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world"
    +title: "maliciouscompliance"
    +description: """
      People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      - We ENCOURAGE posts about events that happened to you, or someone you know.\n
      - We ACCEPT (for now) reposts of good malicious compliance stories (from other platforms) which did not happen to you or someone you knew. **Please use a [REPOST] tag in such situations.**\n
      - We DO NOT ALLOW fiction, or posts that break site-wide rules.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      Also check out the following communities:\n
      \n
      [!fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world](/c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world)[!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world](/c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world)
      """
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    +subscriptionsCount: 1
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    +entryCommentCount: 2202
    +postCount: 0
    +postCommentCount: 0
    +isAdult: false
    +customCss: null
    +lastActive: DateTime @1729480958 {#328
      date: 2024-10-21 05:22:38.0 +02:00
    }
    +markedForDeletionAt: null
    +tags: null
    +moderators: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#282 …}
    +ownershipRequests: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#275 …}
    +moderatorRequests: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#264 …}
    +entries: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#222 …}
    +posts: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#180 …}
    +subscriptions: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#242 …}
    +bans: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#159 …}
    +reports: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#145 …}
    +badges: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#123 …}
    +logs: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#113 …}
    +awards: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#102 …}
    +categories: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#89 …}
    -id: 8
    +apId: "maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world"
    +apProfileId: "https://lemmy.world/c/maliciouscompliance"
    +apPublicUrl: "https://lemmy.world/c/maliciouscompliance"
    +apFollowersUrl: "https://lemmy.world/c/maliciouscompliance/followers"
    +apInboxUrl: "https://lemmy.world/inbox"
    +apDomain: "lemmy.world"
    +apPreferredUsername: "maliciouscompliance"
    +apDiscoverable: true
    +apManuallyApprovesFollowers: null
    +privateKey: null
    +publicKey: null
    +apFetchedAt: DateTime @1729545202 {#325
      date: 2024-10-21 23:13:22.0 +02:00
    }
    +apDeletedAt: null
    +apTimeoutAt: null
    +visibility: "visible             "
    +createdAt: DateTimeImmutable @1686889594 {#327
      date: 2023-06-16 06:26:34.0 +02:00
    }
  }
  +image: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Image {#1627 …}
  +domain: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Domain {#1969 …}
  +slug: "Assume-the-role-of-a-Chinese-immigrant-mei-wen-ti"
  +title: ""Assume the role of a Chinese immigrant"? 没问题."
  +url: "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e68998fb-275a-41eb-9288-1cf96bcc9f3e.jpeg"
  +body: null
  +type: "image"
  +lang: "en"
  +isOc: false
  +hasEmbed: true
  +commentCount: 32
  +favouriteCount: 355
  +score: 0
  +isAdult: false
  +sticky: false
  +lastActive: DateTime @1687358355 {#1369
    date: 2023-06-21 16:39:15.0 +02:00
  }
  +ip: null
  +adaAmount: 0
  +tags: null
  +mentions: null
  +comments: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1371 …}
  +votes: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1466 …}
  +reports: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#2166 …}
  +favourites: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1415 …}
  +notifications: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1437 …}
  +badges: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1428 …}
  +children: []
  -id: 111
  -titleTs: "'assum':1 'chines':6 'immigr':7 'role':3 '没问题':8"
  -bodyTs: null
  +cross: false
  +upVotes: 0
  +downVotes: 0
  +ranking: 1687104360
  +visibility: "visible             "
  +apId: "https://lemmy.world/post/227448"
  +editedAt: null
  +createdAt: DateTimeImmutable @1687017960 {#1392
    date: 2023-06-17 18:06:00.0 +02:00
  }
}
 
"Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\Voter\TwoFactorInProgressVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
 ACCESS DENIED 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
3 DENIED edit 
App\Entity\Entry {#2409
  +user: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\User {#1622 …}
  +magazine: App\Entity\Magazine {#399
    +icon: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Image {#301 …}
    +name: "maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world"
    +title: "maliciouscompliance"
    +description: """
      People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      - We ENCOURAGE posts about events that happened to you, or someone you know.\n
      - We ACCEPT (for now) reposts of good malicious compliance stories (from other platforms) which did not happen to you or someone you knew. **Please use a [REPOST] tag in such situations.**\n
      - We DO NOT ALLOW fiction, or posts that break site-wide rules.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      Also check out the following communities:\n
      \n
      [!fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world](/c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world)[!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world](/c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world)
      """
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    +entryCommentCount: 2202
    +postCount: 0
    +postCommentCount: 0
    +isAdult: false
    +customCss: null
    +lastActive: DateTime @1729480958 {#328
      date: 2024-10-21 05:22:38.0 +02:00
    }
    +markedForDeletionAt: null
    +tags: null
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    +ownershipRequests: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#275 …}
    +moderatorRequests: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#264 …}
    +entries: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#222 …}
    +posts: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#180 …}
    +subscriptions: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#242 …}
    +bans: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#159 …}
    +reports: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#145 …}
    +badges: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#123 …}
    +logs: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#113 …}
    +awards: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#102 …}
    +categories: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#89 …}
    -id: 8
    +apId: "maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world"
    +apProfileId: "https://lemmy.world/c/maliciouscompliance"
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    +apFollowersUrl: "https://lemmy.world/c/maliciouscompliance/followers"
    +apInboxUrl: "https://lemmy.world/inbox"
    +apDomain: "lemmy.world"
    +apPreferredUsername: "maliciouscompliance"
    +apDiscoverable: true
    +apManuallyApprovesFollowers: null
    +privateKey: null
    +publicKey: null
    +apFetchedAt: DateTime @1729545202 {#325
      date: 2024-10-21 23:13:22.0 +02:00
    }
    +apDeletedAt: null
    +apTimeoutAt: null
    +visibility: "visible             "
    +createdAt: DateTimeImmutable @1686889594 {#327
      date: 2023-06-16 06:26:34.0 +02:00
    }
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  +image: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Image {#1627 …}
  +domain: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Domain {#1969 …}
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  +body: null
  +type: "image"
  +lang: "en"
  +isOc: false
  +hasEmbed: true
  +commentCount: 32
  +favouriteCount: 355
  +score: 0
  +isAdult: false
  +sticky: false
  +lastActive: DateTime @1687358355 {#1369
    date: 2023-06-21 16:39:15.0 +02:00
  }
  +ip: null
  +adaAmount: 0
  +tags: null
  +mentions: null
  +comments: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1371 …}
  +votes: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1466 …}
  +reports: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#2166 …}
  +favourites: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1415 …}
  +notifications: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1437 …}
  +badges: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#1428 …}
  +children: []
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  -titleTs: "'assum':1 'chines':6 'immigr':7 'role':3 '没问题':8"
  -bodyTs: null
  +cross: false
  +upVotes: 0
  +downVotes: 0
  +ranking: 1687104360
  +visibility: "visible             "
  +apId: "https://lemmy.world/post/227448"
  +editedAt: null
  +createdAt: DateTimeImmutable @1687017960 {#1392
    date: 2023-06-17 18:06:00.0 +02:00
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}
 
"Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\Voter\TwoFactorInProgressVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
 ACCESS DENIED 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
4 DENIED moderate 
App\Entity\Entry {#2409
  +user: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\User {#1622 …}
  +magazine: App\Entity\Magazine {#399
    +icon: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Image {#301 …}
    +name: "maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world"
    +title: "maliciouscompliance"
    +description: """
      People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      - We ENCOURAGE posts about events that happened to you, or someone you know.\n
      - We ACCEPT (for now) reposts of good malicious compliance stories (from other platforms) which did not happen to you or someone you knew. **Please use a [REPOST] tag in such situations.**\n
      - We DO NOT ALLOW fiction, or posts that break site-wide rules.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      Also check out the following communities:\n
      \n
      [!fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world](/c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world)[!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world](/c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world)
      """
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    +customCss: null
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      date: 2024-10-21 05:22:38.0 +02:00
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    +tags: null
    +moderators: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#282 …}
    +ownershipRequests: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#275 …}
    +moderatorRequests: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#264 …}
    +entries: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#222 …}
    +posts: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#180 …}
    +subscriptions: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#242 …}
    +bans: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#159 …}
    +reports: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#145 …}
    +badges: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#123 …}
    +logs: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#113 …}
    +awards: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#102 …}
    +categories: Doctrine\ORM\PersistentCollection {#89 …}
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    +apInboxUrl: "https://lemmy.world/inbox"
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    +publicKey: null
    +apFetchedAt: DateTime @1729545202 {#325
      date: 2024-10-21 23:13:22.0 +02:00
    }
    +apDeletedAt: null
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      date: 2023-06-16 06:26:34.0 +02:00
    }
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  +image: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Image {#1627 …}
  +domain: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Domain {#1969 …}
  +slug: "Assume-the-role-of-a-Chinese-immigrant-mei-wen-ti"
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  +editedAt: null
  +createdAt: DateTimeImmutable @1687017960 {#1392
    date: 2023-06-17 18:06:00.0 +02:00
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}
 
"Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\Voter\TwoFactorInProgressVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
 ACCESS DENIED 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
5 DENIED ROLE_USER 
null
 
"Scheb\TwoFactorBundle\Security\Authorization\Voter\TwoFactorInProgressVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"Symfony\Component\Security\Core\Authorization\Voter\RoleHierarchyVoter"
 ACCESS DENIED 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\EntryVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MagazineVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageThreadVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\MessageVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\NotificationVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\OAuth2UserConsentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostCommentVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\PostVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN 
"App\Security\Voter\UserVoter"
 ACCESS ABSTAIN
Show voter details
6 DENIED moderate 
App\Entity\Entry {#1438
  +user: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\User {#1699 …}
  +magazine: App\Entity\Magazine {#399
    +icon: Proxies\__CG__\App\Entity\Image {#301 …}
    +name: "maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world"
    +title: "maliciouscompliance"
    +description: """
      People conforming to the letter, but not the spirit, of a request. For now, this includes text posts, images, videos and links. Please ensure that the “malicious compliance” aspect is apparent - if you’re making a text post, be sure to explain this part; if it’s an image/video/link, use the “Body” field to elaborate.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      - We ENCOURAGE posts about events that happened to you, or someone you know.\n
      - We ACCEPT (for now) reposts of good malicious compliance stories (from other platforms) which did not happen to you or someone you knew. **Please use a [REPOST] tag in such situations.**\n
      - We DO NOT ALLOW fiction, or posts that break site-wide rules.\n
      \n
      ======\n
      \n
      Also check out the following communities:\n
      \n
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    We've been handling the 1st level servicedesk for all sites around the globe, mainly Europe, North America and Singapore for the better part of a decade now. As you can probably imagine, working in a contractor-based helpdesk (meaning we're not part of the actual company but instead are employees of the call center) will involve a lot of sucking up. New tools are introduced for the users to utilise but they're complete shit, borderline useless and lack features the old software had? Suck it up. Process is unclear, nonsensical or just plain dumb? Suck it up, you can give feedback, but we're sure as hell gonna ignore the heck out of it.\n
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    We've been handling the 1st level servicedesk for all sites around the globe, mainly Europe, North America and Singapore for the better part of a decade now. As you can probably imagine, working in a contractor-based helpdesk (meaning we're not part of the actual company but instead are employees of the call center) will involve a lot of sucking up. New tools are introduced for the users to utilise but they're complete shit, borderline useless and lack features the old software had? Suck it up. Process is unclear, nonsensical or just plain dumb? Suck it up, you can give feedback, but we're sure as hell gonna ignore the heck out of it.\n
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    You can imagine the jaws dropping when the architect for the whole IT restructuring got an award for her work in saving the company money (which they probably lost again due to every OTHER department having significantly more IT related issues that are just not being solved). It was no fancy, well-known award, but it involved red carpet and a gala. For basically ruining IT service.\n
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    She refrained from threats, but when customers ask for your name with clenched teeth, it's usually not because they're smiling so hard. In a frantic tone, she declared all of this process to be nonsense (nonsense we had to work with over the last 7 months, so yeah, no shit) and all but ordered me to send her the password manually to her private phone number. To which I calmly replied, miss, as head of IT and processes, of course you know I'm not allowed to do that. In addition to not having the technical means." The rest of the call was fairly straightforward. She'd promise to send me a mail with an exception authorisation so I could reset the password for her in particular. to which I told her if that's what she intends for us to do: set passwords for anyone claiming to be head of IT and almost threatening me. I mean, I know it was her since I knew her voice as our head of IT's and the phone number matched, but still. After a bit more skirmishing she brought up the "YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME" argument to which I countered the only possible thing left for me to do is open a ticket for the 2nd level and have them figure out a way to get her a simple password. She ended the call angrily soon after.\n
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    The ticket about getting her a password is still not resolved by the way. Guess we're not the only department with a grudge against her.
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    Boy, what a whacky time we've all had lately, huh? Reddit decided to kill off third-party applications, a protest got planned (and possibly exploited by bad actors), the site showed up in the news, various communities started opening back up, others decided to stay inaccessible, and then the CEO of Reddit implied that a bunch of moderators would be removed from their positions!\n
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    - Wheatley has a doctorate. Some of you working under douchebags probably know where this is going already. Wheatley wanted everyone to know that he had this doctorate, as evidenced by his insistence in correcting any employee who did not address him as "Dr. Wheatley". He will be henceforth referred to in this post as Mr. Wheatley. Mr. Wheatley is an abusive narcissist who is convinced that he is a comedian and knows technology better than the people reporting up to him. His standard joke is to scrutinize the opinions of employees multiple rungs beneath him and joke about firing them. These "jokes" are always given a halfway serious delivery that communicates to the target that he is in fact halfway serious and could have them defenestrated if the mood suited him. He has an unhappy marriage and occasionally unleashes his scowling daughter on the mostly empty cube farm where IT resides, whereupon she crayons on those cube walls in a desperate bid for attention from the father who is too busy palling around with the executives upstairs or making a nuisance of himself in front of the worker bees who would rather be spending time on their actual jobs.\n
    - Lamprey is the lead developer and began palling around with Mr. Wheatley during a transition between buildings. When we arrived for our first day at the new location, we learned that 1) Bottom had been demoted into "Manager of Systems" (a role created specifically for his demotion) and 2) Lamprey had been given the Director title in his place. Questionable, but okay.\n
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    Chad is stunned into silence with disbelief for a moment. Did he hear that correctly? He *knows* that Mr. Wheatley is aware of the extenuating circumstances, so is it actually possible that he just said that out loud? It takes a moment to process, but Chad was given his name for a reason in this story, and he has balls of steel.\n
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    ["OK"](https://i.imgur.com/7nPIzZg.jpeg)\n
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    Chad turns right back around, walks back to his car, and drives home. Message received, motherfucker.\n
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    When Chad doesn't show up to work the next day, it probably begins to sink in with Mr. Wheatley the extent to which he just fucked up. Particularly since the only person who is good at wrangling the phone system has ditched -- arguably the most important person in callcenter ops. To his credit (unless it was because something broke), he waits two weeks before he finally gives Chad a call on his cell. Wheatley plays it cool with Chad and starts with making small talk, completely ignoring the elephant in the room. Everyone is cordial. Once Mr. Wheatley has a good sense for the temperature and determines that hands are not going to emerge from his phone and repeatedly slam his face into a wall, he finally broaches his main reason for calling.\n
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    Chad *could* get justifiably quite angry here, but he's already thought this through ahead of time.\n
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    A few months later, I'm hanging out with Chad and Chadette at their house and this story is relayed to me over showing him BlazBlue multiplayer on PS3. They were awesome people who deserved each other, and I couldn't be more proud of how he chose her over one of the biggest workplace douchebags I've ever had the displeasure of encountering.\n
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    Bottom finally quit sometime after this if I have my timeline straight. Poor Bottom. :( Eventually there was a near full turnover of everyone who had been in the IT department since before Mr. Wheatley joined the company, and he got grilled for it. Lamprey was still there because, well, he's a goddamn lamprey.\n
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    Edits: Neglected to mention that there had been a full turnover of IT under Mr. Wheatley's watch, minus Lamprey. Age of Blazblue on PS3 used to better approximate when this happened. Importance of MC wielder's job function.
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    - *Lamprey*: Lead Developer Career Backstabber Director of IT at time of MC, and sycophant attached to Mr. Wheatley\n
    - *Bottom*: Director of IT Manager of Systems Guy who gets demoted every time Lamprey or Wheatley's knives need sharpening. He stubbornly refuses to quit despite the messages being sent, which is why he earns this moniker despite my like for the guy.\n
    - *Chad*: Originally our phone guy. Dispenser of MC who enters late into the story.\n
    - *Chadette*: A floor manager. Single mom with cancer and two sons that she struggles to provide for.\n
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    I once worked IT for a callcenter selling a morally questionable study product. The scam isn't obvious when you're interviewing for the position, but once you start walking the halls long enough people start talking and you learn what's really going on. The company has changed its name and product several times for legal reasons since I left, a fact well-known to us worker bees helping our later employers verify that the shithole company listed in our work history actually existed at some point.\n
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    - Wheatley has a doctorate. Some of you working under douchebags probably know where this is going already. Wheatley wanted everyone to know that he had this doctorate, as evidenced by his insistence in correcting any employee who did not address him as "Dr. Wheatley". He will be henceforth referred to in this post as Mr. Wheatley. Mr. Wheatley is an abusive narcissist who is convinced that he is a comedian and knows technology better than the people reporting up to him. His standard joke is to scrutinize the opinions of employees multiple rungs beneath him and joke about firing them. These "jokes" are always given a halfway serious delivery that communicates to the target that he is in fact halfway serious and could have them defenestrated if the mood suited him. He has an unhappy marriage and occasionally unleashes his scowling daughter on the mostly empty cube farm where IT resides, whereupon she crayons on those cube walls in a desperate bid for attention from the father who is too busy palling around with the executives upstairs or making a nuisance of himself in front of the worker bees who would rather be spending time on their actual jobs.\n
    - Lamprey is the lead developer and began palling around with Mr. Wheatley during a transition between buildings. When we arrived for our first day at the new location, we learned that 1) Bottom had been demoted into "Manager of Systems" (a role created specifically for his demotion) and 2) Lamprey had been given the Director title in his place. Questionable, but okay.\n
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    - Disciplinary slips continue to fly on a whim, including to an employee who worked a night of unbilled overtime at his own discretion to try and make a solution work after Lamprey decided that he didn't want any more time being spent on it. (incidentally missing a call from a friend who committed suicide that night)\n
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    Chadette is still fighting against cancer, and some days are much worse than others. Chad had started living with her recently, and occasionally comes into work late because he is helping to get her sons to school.\n
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    When Chad doesn't show up to work the next day, it probably begins to sink in with Mr. Wheatley the extent to which he just fucked up. Particularly since the only person who is good at wrangling the phone system has ditched -- arguably the most important person in callcenter ops. To his credit (unless it was because something broke), he waits two weeks before he finally gives Chad a call on his cell. Wheatley plays it cool with Chad and starts with making small talk, completely ignoring the elephant in the room. Everyone is cordial. Once Mr. Wheatley has a good sense for the temperature and determines that hands are not going to emerge from his phone and repeatedly slam his face into a wall, he finally broaches his main reason for calling.\n
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    Chad *could* get justifiably quite angry here, but he's already thought this through ahead of time.\n
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    A few months later, I'm hanging out with Chad and Chadette at their house and this story is relayed to me over showing him BlazBlue multiplayer on PS3. They were awesome people who deserved each other, and I couldn't be more proud of how he chose her over one of the biggest workplace douchebags I've ever had the displeasure of encountering.\n
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    Bottom finally quit sometime after this if I have my timeline straight. Poor Bottom. :( Eventually there was a near full turnover of everyone who had been in the IT department since before Mr. Wheatley joined the company, and he got grilled for it. Lamprey was still there because, well, he's a goddamn lamprey.\n
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    IT "enthusiast" with partial ownership in company has a VP position created for himself over IT department, erects a hegemony of asskissing around himself, demotes a director twice until he is no longer a manager at all, lays off an employee expecting a baby with no notice. Douche canoe finally gets his comeuppance when the most vital ops employee quits without notice after being told to choose between work and his girlfriend with two sons and cancer. Eventually there is a full turnover of IT, minus the sycophant who got promoted for his asskissing. Get fucked, Mr. Wheatley.\n
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    Edits: Neglected to mention that there had been a full turnover of IT under Mr. Wheatley's watch, minus Lamprey. Age of Blazblue on PS3 used to better approximate when this happened. Importance of MC wielder's job function.
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    - *Chad*: Originally our phone guy. Dispenser of MC who enters late into the story.\n
    - *Chadette*: A floor manager. Single mom with cancer and two sons that she struggles to provide for.\n
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    I once worked IT for a callcenter selling a morally questionable study product. The scam isn't obvious when you're interviewing for the position, but once you start walking the halls long enough people start talking and you learn what's really going on. The company has changed its name and product several times for legal reasons since I left, a fact well-known to us worker bees helping our later employers verify that the shithole company listed in our work history actually existed at some point.\n
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    - Wheatley has a doctorate. Some of you working under douchebags probably know where this is going already. Wheatley wanted everyone to know that he had this doctorate, as evidenced by his insistence in correcting any employee who did not address him as "Dr. Wheatley". He will be henceforth referred to in this post as Mr. Wheatley. Mr. Wheatley is an abusive narcissist who is convinced that he is a comedian and knows technology better than the people reporting up to him. His standard joke is to scrutinize the opinions of employees multiple rungs beneath him and joke about firing them. These "jokes" are always given a halfway serious delivery that communicates to the target that he is in fact halfway serious and could have them defenestrated if the mood suited him. He has an unhappy marriage and occasionally unleashes his scowling daughter on the mostly empty cube farm where IT resides, whereupon she crayons on those cube walls in a desperate bid for attention from the father who is too busy palling around with the executives upstairs or making a nuisance of himself in front of the worker bees who would rather be spending time on their actual jobs.\n
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    Chadette is still fighting against cancer, and some days are much worse than others. Chad had started living with her recently, and occasionally comes into work late because he is helping to get her sons to school.\n
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    For this next part, it's important to understand that most IT employees enter the building through a side entrance that is closest to the server room. It is immediately adjacent to a stairwell, and only leadership and IT have access to badge through the door. For this reason it is generally a low traffic area.\n
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    Chad is stunned into silence with disbelief for a moment. Did he hear that correctly? He *knows* that Mr. Wheatley is aware of the extenuating circumstances, so is it actually possible that he just said that out loud? It takes a moment to process, but Chad was given his name for a reason in this story, and he has balls of steel.\n
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    ["OK"](https://i.imgur.com/7nPIzZg.jpeg)\n
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    Chad turns right back around, walks back to his car, and drives home. Message received, motherfucker.\n
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    When Chad doesn't show up to work the next day, it probably begins to sink in with Mr. Wheatley the extent to which he just fucked up. Particularly since the only person who is good at wrangling the phone system has ditched -- arguably the most important person in callcenter ops. To his credit (unless it was because something broke), he waits two weeks before he finally gives Chad a call on his cell. Wheatley plays it cool with Chad and starts with making small talk, completely ignoring the elephant in the room. Everyone is cordial. Once Mr. Wheatley has a good sense for the temperature and determines that hands are not going to emerge from his phone and repeatedly slam his face into a wall, he finally broaches his main reason for calling.\n
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    A few months later, I'm hanging out with Chad and Chadette at their house and this story is relayed to me over showing him BlazBlue multiplayer on PS3. They were awesome people who deserved each other, and I couldn't be more proud of how he chose her over one of the biggest workplace douchebags I've ever had the displeasure of encountering.\n
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    Bottom finally quit sometime after this if I have my timeline straight. Poor Bottom. :( Eventually there was a near full turnover of everyone who had been in the IT department since before Mr. Wheatley joined the company, and he got grilled for it. Lamprey was still there because, well, he's a goddamn lamprey.\n
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    tl;dr\n
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    IT "enthusiast" with partial ownership in company has a VP position created for himself over IT department, erects a hegemony of asskissing around himself, demotes a director twice until he is no longer a manager at all, lays off an employee expecting a baby with no notice. Douche canoe finally gets his comeuppance when the most vital ops employee quits without notice after being told to choose between work and his girlfriend with two sons and cancer. Eventually there is a full turnover of IT, minus the sycophant who got promoted for his asskissing. Get fucked, Mr. Wheatley.\n
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    Edits: Neglected to mention that there had been a full turnover of IT under Mr. Wheatley's watch, minus Lamprey. Age of Blazblue on PS3 used to better approximate when this happened. Importance of MC wielder's job function.
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      ======\n
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      - We ACCEPT (for now) reposts of good malicious compliance stories (from other platforms) which did not happen to you or someone you knew. **Please use a [REPOST] tag in such situations.**\n
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      \n
      Also check out the following communities:\n
      \n
      [!fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world](/c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world)[!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world](/c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world)
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    A few years ago I was working as an international buyer for a manufacturing company.\n
    \n
    My boss was a difficult woman to work with as she would jump to insults and would make you feel small and insignificant, but the pay and the benefits were good compared to the rest of the market.\n
    \n
    It was a large company that could forecast their orders with at least 3 months in advance. When the orders got processed, they were being sent out to the Production Planning Team and to the Buying Team. My job was to make sure the Production Dept was constantly supplied with the necessary materials so they could continue their work. My orders were stable with very few fluctuations in them so it was mostly the same order repeated to the supplier each month.\n
    \n
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    Called all carriers and told them to hold the goods they had in their warehouse due to be delivered for as many weeks as they can (and to invoice my company for warehousing), since with 8 months overstock they couldn’t possibly fit anything else in their warehouse, right?\n
    \n
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    Got my replacement trained in everything. My stuffy manual had 250 pages. She was “trained” in most of it that one day and had the manual for the rest. My replacement got also warned by my colleagues regarding my manager’s tendencies to yell and insult. She was expected to start the next day and do everything on her own from start. She resigned at the end of the day.\n
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    \n
    I got a phone call a few months later from a higher up manager to discuss with me the possibility to return to work for them. I asked them what happened and I found out my boss got sacked.\n
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    After I left, the following Monday Production flagged the lack of materials with my boss. She tried contacting the suppliers but she was told that the orders had been cancelled due to us having an overstock. She tried contacting the suppliers, and they told her they had no empty truck to deliver since all of our orders have been put on hold, so they got re-assigned. The factory was shut for a month due to weather events and lack of goods, they lost customers so the upper management decided to call in an investigation. My report, my colleague’s, the testimonials from colleagues and suppliers, together with my (erased by boss but recovered by sys admin) email proved there was a leadership issue within the team.
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    To all the people commenting that I'm a shitty employee and obviously trying to insult me over it: I wish I could make you feel just how little I care. To all the people implying a work day isn't valid if you aren't at 100% capacity from 8 - 5, keep it up, you truly are an ideal employee...to them. Enjoy the taste of leather, bootlickers\n
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    Edit 3: Some of y’all would be pissed as fuck if I explained the concept of firefighters to you
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    EDIT: I do not need to be told to buy a mouse jiggler for the 30th time. I'm aware of what they are. This cost me no money and achieves the same thing. Why would I pay to achieve an effect I've already achieved for free?\n
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    To all the people commenting that I'm a shitty employee and obviously trying to insult me over it: I wish I could make you feel just how little I care. To all the people implying a work day isn't valid if you aren't at 100% capacity from 8 - 5, keep it up, you truly are an ideal employee...to them. Enjoy the taste of leather, bootlickers\n
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    Edit 3: Some of y’all would be pissed as fuck if I explained the concept of firefighters to you
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    EDIT: I do not need to be told to buy a mouse jiggler for the 30th time. I'm aware of what they are. This cost me no money and achieves the same thing. Why would I pay to achieve an effect I've already achieved for free?\n
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    Edit 3: Some of y’all would be pissed as fuck if I explained the concept of firefighters to you
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    "Excuse me? Could you remove your hat please?" The teacher had her own sense of propriety. My hat didn't fit with proper classroom attire.\n
    \n
    "I was in a car accident," I replied.\n
    \n
    Did she hear my words or was one of her rude students muttering another in a career-long list of excuses? Likely the latter was the case.\n
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    "Take the hat off. You cannot wear that in my class," indicated she was not happy with my hat. Not at all.\n
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    Well, okay then.\n
    \n
    Off comes my hat. Roughly a third of my hair had been shaved off. The wound was pink and puckered. The seam had a line of dried blood in it. The wound began an inch beyond my missing hairline and continued back, branching into a 'Y' shape. The surgeon's instructions were to keep the wound clean, dry, and unbandaged. Lucky for all in attendance, my mother had washed my scalp the previous day. She used the word "gore" at some point to describe what was washing off.\n
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    "Ahhh, you can put your hat back on," said the teacher.\n
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    Not before a little malicious compliance, I won't.\n
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    "But I can't wear hats in class," I replied. "I mean, I can do it, but not if I'm breaking the rules."\n
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    "Please put your hat on."\n
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    "Okay. If you insist," and the hat went back on my head.\n
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    My advice is not to engage in malicious compliance on the first day of class. Not in a course where the teacher gives essay questions. That was the only 'C' I received that semester, but that's a separate tragedy.
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    \n
    I open by myself again one morning. I older gentleman approaches me and starts screaming at me about being a "heartless bastard" and asking "how the hell can you do this to people?!". I look at him puzzled. "Sir, I have no idea who you are, so you can't possibly be mad at me specifically. Lets go sit over there and have a quick chat". As soon as we sit down I look at him and he starts crying and shaking. "I don't know what to do. I'm gonna lose my house". He goes on to tell me his son had gotten 10 "free" phones from my store and the monthly bill was roughly $800 plus tax. "sir, if your son started an account with us, there is nothing I can do without him coming to the store." The dad shows me a photo in his wallet and explains that his son lives in a home because he's too old to take care of him. He's visibly disabled. He was already barely getting by paying for his house plus his son to be taken care of. My heart dropped as I figured out what had happened. My co-worker had sold the phones to his son while they were on a "mall outing" with his group home.\n
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    So in the end, I was pushed to start the career of my dreams. They have a record.\n
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    Thanks for sticking with me, sorry it was so long.
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      - We DO NOT ALLOW fiction, or posts that break site-wide rules.\n
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    One morning, I opened by myself and a guy approached me asking for a specific phone and kept balking at the price, asking if I could "cut him a deal though". I was confident we were BY FAR the cheapest in the area, so I told him "If you bring me a better deal, I'll be it!". The guy does another lap, talks to other stores, and comes back. "Come on, there is nothing you can do? Can I just get a case?". I smile and say, "Sorry that's the best I can do today, but can I get your number in case we get a sale that brings the price down? (This sometimes actually did work). His entire demeanor changed and he handed me paperwork out of his bag and showed me his Id. He was from corporate LP (loss preventions). Apparently my store ranked top in the state for "excessive discounts" and "excessive waste". He then hands me a document showing all of my "friends and family" discounts. So I flip open my phone (YES IT STILL FLIPPED) and showed him all the names on the list are in my phone, thus ARE friends and family. He thanks me and says he'll stick around to talk to my boss and one other team member.\n
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    Also check out the following communities:\n
    \n
    [!fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world](/c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world)[!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world](/c/unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world)
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