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            "content": "<p>Don\u2019t tell me you\u2019re going to \u201cum ackshually\u201d this because \u201cmuh voluntary waiting period*\u201d. A cow pregnancy lasts <a href=\"https:\/\/pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/articles\/PMC4092919\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">approximately 40 weeks.<\/a> A traditional target for a \u201ccalving cycle\u201d (from insemination to insemination) is 52 weeks, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/pii\/S0022030222001254\" rel=\"nofollow\">new research shows that a VWP of 50 days<\/a> is more profitable, bringing this VWP to about 7 weeks rather than 12. That\u2019s either pregnant or attempting artificial insemination for 40 out of 47 weeks, and you know what? I\u2019d say <a href=\"https:\/\/lemmy.world\/u\/okwhateverdude\" rel=\"nofollow\">@okwhateverdude@lemmy.world<\/a>\u2019s comment holds.<\/p>\n<p>Commie, I know you\u2019re chronically <a href=\"https:\/\/lemmy.world\/comment\/13610064\" rel=\"nofollow\">a shameless, lying fuck<\/a> about a specific study because it\u2019s devastating to your case, but can you at least stick to lies that people might believe if you say it with enough absolute, unearned confidence? Imagine how fucking slimy you\u2019d have to be to say being or becoming pregnant ~85% of the time (with the recovery period calculated to be as ruthlessly minimal as possible, optimized solely for profit) isn\u2019t \u201cconstantly pregnant\u201d. \u201cWhat do you mean I\u2019m \u2018constantly working\u2019? I only put in 145 hours a week, and there are 168 hours in a week.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>* the VWP is the time after birth but before attempting rebreeding<\/p>\n",
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                "content": "Don't tell me you're going to \"um ackshually\" this because \"muh voluntary waiting period*\". A cow pregnancy lasts [approximately 40 weeks.](https:\/\/pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/articles\/PMC4092919\/) A traditional target for a \"calving cycle\" (from insemination to insemination) is 52 weeks, and [new research shows that a VWP of 50 days](https:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/pii\/S0022030222001254) is more profitable, bringing this VWP to about 7 weeks rather than 12. That's either pregnant or attempting artificial insemination for 40 out of 47 weeks, and you know what? I'd say [@okwhateverdude@lemmy.world](https:\/\/lemmy.world\/u\/okwhateverdude)'s comment holds.\n\nCommie, I know you're chronically [a shameless, lying fuck](https:\/\/lemmy.world\/comment\/13610064) about a specific study because it's devastating to your case, but can you at least stick to lies that people might believe if you say it with enough absolute, unearned confidence? Imagine how fucking slimy you'd have to be to say being or becoming pregnant ~85% of the time (with the recovery period calculated to be as ruthlessly minimal as possible, optimized solely for profit) isn't \"constantly pregnant\". \"What do you mean I'm 'constantly working'? I only put in 145 hours a week, and there are 168 hours in a week.\"\n\n\\* the VWP is the time after birth but before attempting rebreeding",
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