Snap crackle pop (lemmy.world)

Inspired by a post that popped on lemmy world today about Weird Al it got me thinking. I listed out a bunch of names but the one that I think fits the most would probably be Surfan Stevens. Who do you all think?
(shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
If have not assigned a “Display name” to my @davel@lemmy.ml account, and as expected—at least on lemmy.ml—it displays as “@davel”. However, on every other instance it displays as “davel [he/him] (@davel@lemmy.ml)” (on Hexbear.net it looks slightly different: “davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml”)....
Guys/Gals it’s posted in the meme community, clearly this did not happen. The joke is funnier in the first person.
SUBMIT ENTRIES FOR DAY 12 HERE!...
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