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bcgm3, to lemmyshitpost in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...
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Of course he doesn’t smell, his mask completely covers up his nose.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...

This is what Joker wants to keep everyone distracted with because

Joker got away

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Coming home from work like:
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By that point in the day, my dog is way more excited than me. I’m just glad to be out of that fucking office.

reflex, to lemmyshitpost in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...
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Justice smells like sweat fermenting in a rubber suit.

Pons_Aelius, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...

Olfactory fatigue:

Olfactory fatigue, also known as odor fatigue, olfactory adaptation, and noseblindness, is the temporary, normal inability to distinguish a particular odor after a prolonged exposure to that airborne compound.

dauerstaender, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Coming home from work like:

But first, let me boop the snoot!

Afghaniscran, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition
TWeaK,

Was gonna say, hold my pint (but only after I’ve drunk it).

Also US pints are pussies, they should just switch to metric. Meanwhile UK pints are king.

Moderationslog,

Amateure

Todesschnitzel,

Wie bitte?

don,

Чего вы говорите?

LemmyIsFantastic,

It’s still a 4% pale ale that tastes like piss though.

lars,

they should just switch to metric

Can you imagine a place that uses imperial units next to metric units, in some unholy alliance that’s clearly worse than imperial units alone? Welcome to the UK, bruv.

enki, (edited )

I mean we use US customary and metric too, but US customary measurements aren’t always the same as Imperial.

1 US pint = 16 US fluid ounces

1 British pint = 20 British fluid ounces

But wait!

1 British pint = 19.2 US fluid ounces

Would you like to know more? Probably not, but anyways: …wikipedia.org/…/Comparison_of_the_imperial_and_U…

TWeaK,

In real money:

1 US pint = 473ml

1 UK pint = 568ml

Meanwhile the standard metric measure is 500ml. So US would benefit from dropping the pint in favour of metric, while UK drinkers would be understandably reluctant. Unfortunately, most UK bottles are now 500ml, thanks to shrinkflation. Newcastle Brown held out for a while, so did ciders, but these days pint bottles are quite rare.

PsychedSy,

Even better, we refer to bottles of liquor as a pint, a fifth and a handle. A pint is 375ml, a fifth is 750ml and a handle is 1.75l. Not even mixed - metric volumes with US customary names.

Zink, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition

Nah I don’t really drink. Let me go hit my vape pen or pop an edible real quick. It brings me physical comfort and mental happiness.

Drunks after they finish their fist fight: “Eww get out of here, druggie!”

Afghaniscran,

You’re very judgemental for someone with mental happiness.

don,

lol that’s facts

Zink,

It was supposed to be a commentary on the social acceptance of some drugs but not others.

I can see it must read in a much more bitchy way than intended.

TimewornTraveler,

yikes lemmy fuckin hated this comment

I’ll say it with my chest, FUCK ALCOHOL, shit is poison that ruins lives

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition
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Nonsense. Weed is legal in so many states now.

FordBeeblebrox,

¿Porque no los dos?

Makeitstop, to comicstrips in WFH

Whenever this happens in a call at work I drop this in the chat:

https://i.imgur.com/IhJ1Pgu.jpeg

Scrath,

Is anyone else having problems with imgur on mobile? The page won’t load for me unless I enable desktop mode

registrert, to comicstrips in WFH
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eating3645,

This always makes me laugh, thank you

ohlaph, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition

Wait, just Americans?

MargotRobbie, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition
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Everyday is a holiday when you are on Lemmy!

… I really should drink less.

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition

You have to justify the obsession with alcohol in this society in some way

Cipher22, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Tradition

The US is generally a lightweight on this front.

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