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Pat_Riot, to memes in Yoga Flamed
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

I’m not certain who either of these people are.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp’s ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she’s upset with you like an angry dachshund.

On the right, Will Smith’s wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn’t trust her alone with your kids friends.

BobbyNevada,

I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying “Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy’s pillow!”

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

We don't need to know your kinks, thanks.

HenriVolney, to memes in Yoga Flamed

I thought things were a bit more complicated than Heard being a sadistic hore. She was only convicted after Depp staged an open trial in order to avenge his initial conviction.

Kusimulkku,

Staged an open trial huh

MonkderZweite, to memes in Yoga Flamed

Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.

mojo, to memes in Yoga Flamed

Heard is hot so duh

Phen, to lemmyshitpost in An oldie but a goodie

The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn’t remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.

Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.

r00ty, to programmer_humor in They used coding and algorithms
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar
function goingToCrashIntoEachother()
{
    // NYI
    return false;
}

Gork, to lemmyshitpost in Would work on me

Bonus points if it does that creepy thing where it passes behind a distant tree and appears in front of a closer tree.

EmoDuck, to lemmyshitpost in Would work on me

“Yeah so after dropping the acid I went on a walk and met the god of nature, in the form of a deerclops. Was pretty good, gonna do that again soon”

Destraight, to memes in Explains why I can’t get out of platinum rank

The initial rocket League logo is not even up there. Probably because this meme is so fucking old that part of the joke has been cropped out

doctorcrimson, to comicstrips in Coal

Coal is actually split into four types

  • Lignite
  • Subbituminous
  • Bituminous
  • Anthracite

And there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.

Rodeo,

There is also diamond which is technically different than coal.

jarfil,

Fullerenes, nanotubes, graphene… they’re also different.

For illustration purposes, C60 fullerite:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/C60-Fulleren-kristallin.JPG

HunterBidensLapDog, to comicstrips in Coal
@HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub avatar

This is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.

RampantParanoia2365, to comicstrips in Coal

*Mineral Collection

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to comicstrips in Coal
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.

Rodeo,

They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn’t even here yet.

Gork,

But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?

jaybone,

I just write angry letters to my local mall.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too

Blaster_M,

Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion

PurpleTentacle,

Due to climate change, she’s thawing earlier every year.

LetterboxPancake,

All I want for Christmas is coal

1847953620,

oh god.

Swedneck, to lemmyshitpost in Circle of life
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

am i the only one who had pretty good parents?

Yeah they’re not perfect but like the biggest mistake they made was not getting me diagnosed for autism as a kid, and that’s not really something i blame them for since it’s really a societal problem and you can’t feasibly handle something you’ve heard about in passing twice in your entire life…

Like it’s not rocket science, treat your kids like actual human beings and you’re a good way toward being a good parent.

EvilTed, to lemmyshitpost in Circle of life

This Be The Verse

BY PHILIP LARKIN

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn

By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.

It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

And don’t have any kids yourself.

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