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johannesvanderwhales, (edited ) to memes in Janitors provide a valuable service

What with the display order on these screenshots anyway? Can we pick one chronological sort order and stick with it?

emptiestplace,

This one isn’t confusing, though. Top to bottom.

johannesvanderwhales,

I don’t think that’s correct. It goes bottom > top > middle.

emptiestplace,

The bottom one is the person who is sharing a meme, I think? I don’t understand the idea of reading their commentary before looking at the image. I know what you are talking about, but I think that’s more when it is replies, isn’t it?

Filthmontane, to memes in Janitors provide a valuable service

I’ll be far too full after eating the rich to also eat the janitor.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Share the platter w/ the janitor. Then you can eat twice the rich

Filthmontane,

That’s solidarity right there

Jerb322, to memes in Janitors provide a valuable service
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. By the way, that clock is twenty minutes fast. "

DoctorWhookah,

I didn’t know your dad worked here.

misterundercoat, to lemmyshitpost in No matter how tough things get, you always got a bro in your corner

Thumbnail definitely looks like minecraft porn

Viking_Hippie,

Everything can be Minecraft porn if you’re dedicated and deranged enough.

Gork, to lemmyshitpost in No matter how tough things get, you always got a bro in your corner

As they say in the arachnid world, “bitches love orthogonality.”

Viking_Hippie,

The arachnid world has a much more extensive vocabulary than I imagined.

ademir, to lemmyshitpost in When nobody shows up but you don't let that "party" sized bag of chips go to waste
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

please ignore this comment

ChaosAD,

no

ZeroCool,

Oh shit, fight fight fight!

ChaosAD,

lol

SandmanXC,

Hmm… Must be rats…

SatansMaggotyCumFart, to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

I’d love to have him singing the soundtrack to my life.

numberfour002,

♫♫ If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe ♫♫

♫♫ I’d been married long time ago. ♫♫

♫♫ Where did you come from, where did you go? ♫♫

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

ElanoidesWahl,
@ElanoidesWahl@slrpnk.net avatar

HOLD ME NOOOOWWW!

arymandias, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Microchips

Gates is just as evil as Musk, he is just better at it. Gates played a pivotal role in making sure the vaccine’s stayed under patent. Even when American farma didn’t have the capacity to produce enough and Indian factories had over capacity. The irony is that he did this using his position in the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, that tells you all you need to know about billionaire philanthropy.

[edit] source: wired.com/…/opinion-the-world-loses-under-bill-ga…

gens,

Gates at least does something. Yea all rich people charities are tax evasion schemes, but at least he does something. Musk kills turtles and strokes his rocket to it.

Jumuta, (edited )

I’m sorry but Musk’s rockets are probably the most environmentally friendly. There was the dust cloud in orbital flight test 1 but it’s definitely not as bad as some other launches from other organisations. Rockets fail and that’s not a problem if you fail intentionally.

netchami,

The only thing Gates does is use his foundation to avoid taxes. He’s not any better than other billionaires. The entirety of billionaire philanthropy is a massive lie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH4uh8cHuto

gens,

No, he does do stuff. I already said about their charities, and you tell me of like i know nothing. I also know about his boat and planes.

I said that he, unlike all the other rich cunts, does something. Do you see the nuance in my words ? Do i need to both italize and bold it for you ?

netchami, (edited )

Inside any important philanthropy meeting, you witness heads of state meeting with investment managers and corporate leaders. All are searching for answers with their right hand to problems that others in the room have created with their left.

― Peter Buffett, the son of Warren Buffett

DeceasedPassenger, (edited )

So Mr gates is special because… he’s your special favorite guy? Because last time I checked almost all billionaires give to charities and foundations. Something is not anything just because you declare it, no matter how hard you emphasize it. There is absolutely nothing unique or special about his giving versus anyone else’s. You’re really acting like he’s the only rich pedo to ever start a 501c3. Gates shills sure out hard today.

gens,

Again, all rich ppl charities are money laundering. It has to do with how economics (epecially usa taxes) work. And those charities are useless, even more then carbon offsets.

I never said Gates is the greatest angle to ever grace us, all i said is that he is not a completely heartless cunt of a person like Jeff or Elon.

And it’s not about giving charities, it’s about the initiatives.

Also go fuck yourself. I can talk shit about Gates for hours. I’m just not an extremist to see only black or white. Cunt.

Valmond,

Here, take some boot juice.

Kalkaline, (edited )
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Charity just means your special interest gets what would otherwise be tax dollars. There’s nothing democratic about charity. It’s just churched up oligarchy.

gens,

It’s worse then that for the very rich. Their “charities” are made up of their friends and family, and the money eventually circles back to them. It’s literally tax evasion.

SchizoDenji,

Yeah, like being on Epstein’s island.

uzay,

Yes, he’s working hard on prioritzing profits over people even harder in the medical industry.

tahiti_gradur,
@tahiti_gradur@mastodon.social avatar
netchami,
WorkIsSlow,

No clue why you’re being down voted. Youre right.

Gates chose to patent life saving medicine during a global pandemic.

The consequences of that decision are essentially withholding lifesaving medicine because it makes him more money.

schema, (edited )

I haven’t heard of that. Which vaccine did he patent?

The only thing I remember was him speaking out for not lifting ongoing patents on the vaccines, and then reversed course as criticism grew bigger.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

then reversed course as criticism grew bigger

That’s always been his MO. He literally used to be a eugenicist (likely still is privately) until the backlash from that started threatening his career, and all of a sudden he flip flopped and started pretending that eugenics doesn’t even exist let alone him being a vocal part of it.

ultranaut,

I’ve never heard of Gates being a eugenics believer, can you point to some credible evidence for this claim?

uzay,

Even before any of the vaccines were finished, there were plans to not grant them any patent protection so they can be produced and distributed as widely as possible. Gates and his foundation lobbied hard against that and instead came up with the bullshit plan to have rich countries buy vaccines for poor countries, which helped no one but the insane profits of the pharma companies. In the case of the vaccine developed with public funding by the Oxford University, Gates actively talked them out of releasing it with an open license, so they sold it to AstraZeneca instead.

wired.com/…/opinion-the-world-loses-under-bill-ga…

skullgiver, (edited )
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  • RocketBoots, (edited )

    Don’t waste your breath. I’m done with this platform. I hoped it would deliver what reddit couldn’t, but I was wrong.

    I don’t think I’ll ever find another platform that encouraged such measured responses. Every thing is either team red or team blue. I just hate how much people are willing ignore so their side can win. Maybe that’s just all of the internet now. That’s fine, it’s just that it’s no longer for me.

    ^(Edit: I agree with this person for what it’s worth.)

    Jaigoda,

    I find it strange that you’ve said this to one of the only comments that actually provided quotes of multiple articles that weren’t just opinion pieces. It’s also a bit odd that you’re “done with this platform” due to a relatively centrist position that mostly amounts to “it doesn’t seem like Bill Gates is James Bond Supervillain level evil.”

    In fact, generally both the blue and red “teams” (of the US) kinda hate Gates, just for different reasons. Someone coming out, reading the article linked by the comment that they’re responding to, and then providing reasonable counter-evidence is actually a bit of a breath of fresh air compared to typical Reddit or Lemmy, or the internet in general for that matter.

    And to be clear, I really don’t have a stake in the game here. I’m mildly interested to see whether Gates is as bad as others in this thread are saying, but coming into it I didn’t really have much of an opinion one way or the about the guy. Now, I’m just curious what has made you feel that the commenter you responded to couldn’t deliver what Reddit somehow did or does.

    RocketBoots, (edited )

    Sorry, it’s been a tough couple of weeks and I was just frustrated. Layoffs finally got to me in the aftermath of the actors strike (leaderships reasoning, not mine because I actually saw what was going on internally).

    I can’t tell sometimes if I’m trading one echo chamber for another. Reality is just bizarre sometimes. I had someone arguing with me about code in a video game. I wrote the code almost 10 years ago. I know reddit was just as bad, if not worse for that “loudest persons right” way of commenting. Usually it gets mixed in with a dash of hive mentality.

    I know those points are all loosely related, I’m exhausted after working insane hours through the year with no vacation just to be dumped before the holidays. I need to unplug for a week or two I think.

    Edit: Wait, about the comment I replied to? Yeah my bad. I’ve been avoiding disagreeing with people directly after I got harassed several months ago. I was really happy with that person’s comment, I was just a miserable prick at the time. I had to leave some communities and almost nuked my account when another lemmy instance unleashed their bots: every post I would walk into would be targeted and voted down into oblivion. You’d lose all visibility within a short period of time.

    I’m not sure if there’s been work done since to address this, but I totally understand if they’re still not ready to tackle it. They are a volunteer crew after all. I should follow the repo on Github. Maybe there’s some small stuff I could help out with while I’m looking for work.

    Lev_Astov, (edited )
    @Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s just social media in general. It was definitely a mistake.

    RocketBoots, (edited )

    I think I’m going through some dumb “the internet was better when I was young” phase. Looking back on some of those proto-memes though… oooff.

    little_hermit,

    You should stick to this platform over Reddit solely because you don’t get silenced here for your opinion when it conflicts with fragile, self-important moderators. Blue team / Red team is the natural tendency of all contentious issues, not the fault of the platform.

    RocketBoots,

    Sorry, it’s been a tough couple of weeks and I was just frustrated. Layoffs finally got to me in the aftermath of the actors strike (leaderships reasoning, not mine because I actually saw what was going on internally).

    I can’t tell sometimes if I’m trading one echo chamber for another. Reality is just bizarre sometimes. I had someone arguing with me about code in a video game. I wrote the code almost 10 years ago. I know reddit was just as bad, if not worse for that “loudest persons right” way of commenting. Usually it gets mixed in with a dash of hive mentality.

    I know those points are all loosely related, I’m exhausted after working insane hours through the year with no vacation just to be dumped before the holidays. I need to unplug for a week or two I think.

    little_hermit,

    Welcome to the club. Also got dumped after years of service, just before the holidays. Software devs, we do all the work, but have the least job security.

    LemmysMum, (edited )

    Don’t waste your breath.

    I just hate how much people are willing ignore so their side can win.

    Sad that your side lacks representation? Or is it a lack of conviction with your own opinions?

    Nobody wins a discussion because it’s not a competition, and your words aren’t going convince anyone who doesn’t want to be convinced. There’s never been a time when one could seek divine cognition from the mouth breathing troglodytes that make up the bulk of the bell curve.

    The problem isn’t the people, it’s your expectations.

    little_hermit,

    My five year mission: To seek cognition from the mouth-breathing Troglodytes that make up the bulk of the bell curve.

    RocketBoots, (edited )

    I don’t have a side. My personal politics is a shit mix that trends left. I feel like a leper wherever I go when I’m not ready to commit 100% to what either group is saying. I was just frustrated when I wrote that, I apologize.

    Excrubulent, (edited )
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Idk who downvoted you, I guess people who think the problem with Musk is that he’s cringy or like a cartoon supervillain. No, all billionaires are evil. If you think Gates is a good guy that’s because you don’t understand what it takes to be a billionaire, what he does with his “charity”, or the history of how he’s run his business or destroyed antitrust purely because he was embarrassed at how bad he looked under cross examination. He has the charity specifically to launder his image, and as a result he’s found ways to be evil using it as cover that he wouldn’t have found back in his embrace, extend and extinguish days.

    EDIT: Also behind the bastards did episodes on both these absolute jackoffs:

    iheart.com/…/part-one-the-ballad-of-bill-83715310…

    iheart.com/…/part-one-i-do-not-like-63419860/

    You don’t get featured on that show unless you properly suck.

    aeronmelon, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

    Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

    SasquatchBanana,

    They’re saying if you are lying in a hospital bed with a terminal diagnosis at the end of your days you should swallow the balloon.

    Anticorp,

    Where do I procure said balloon if I’m lying in a hospital bed at the end of my days?

    meliaesc,

    Keep one in your pocket at all times.

    LesserAbe,

    You’re right. Also from what little I understand about radiation seems like you might want to take some more definitive action too rather than give the polonium time to finish the job. It would probably be more unpleasant than however else you were going to die

    Setarkus,

    Either way, it’ll be shortly before the end. You can’t lose this one :D

    intensely_human, to lemmyshitpost in Microchips

    Non-consensual sex vs consensual sex

    tias,

    So you’re saying that if we officially claimed the vaccines contained microchips, then everybody would accept them?

    Blue_Morpho,

    Make the microchips shaped like tiny guns. Sell it as a premium. Do you want a communism vaccine or a $100 vaccine that comes with a premium microchip gun so you can tell your friends you are always packing.

    intensely_human,

    “So you’re saying if I openly announced I was gonna have sex with people, everyone would have sex with me?”

    (no)

    ZeroCool,

    It’s more like “being a plague rat or being a muskrat.

    HopeOfTheGunblade,
    @HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

    They're the same picture.

    LegionEris,

    Plague, the infestation afflicting the whole muskrat nation.

    synapse1278, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
    @synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

    What about the “weird black mold” ? Is this something real ? Like some radiation resistant mold that has been observed ?

    cynar, (edited )

    It might not be related, but they’ve found mold inside the reactor room of Chernobyl. Apparently it’s evolved a chlorophyll like molecule that captures gamma radiation. It’s literally living of the energy that makes the environment lethal to almost anything else (organic or electronic).

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus#:~:te….

    Edit. Just checked and it’s not confirmed how it’s growing. They do know it grows significantly faster in a high radiation environment. They haven’t pinned down the exact biological mechanism.

    Oh, and yes, it’s black in colour.

    Anticorp,

    So theoretically, there could be organisms living on the surface of the sun?

    cynar,

    Unlikely. Biochemistry, as we know it, relies on a carbon-carbon backbone. That breaks down long before the temperatures on the sun’s main outer layers. The electrons get stripped off, and chemistry, as we know it, stops working.

    BluesF,

    Eating radiation is one thing, surviving those temperatures is another. I don’t even think tardigrades can survive that hot.

    FlihpFlorp,

    I don’t think I had this one on my apocalypse bingo sheet

    misterundercoat,

    I, for one, welcome our new gamma mold overlords.

    Bdtrngl,

    Couldn’t be any worse than the overlords we have now.

    Zipitydew,

    Badass. Was reading that thinking what about space applications. Sure enough there is a whole section on that in the wiki.

    Appreciate you sharing this. Was super interesting to read.

    bionicjoey,

    Oh cool so we have protomolecule now?

    samus12345, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    But what if they cremate you? Better be safe and also swallow some mercury zinc batteries so your corpse will explode during cremation if they go that route.

    Dark_Arc,
    @Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

    I just wanted to say thanks … I’m having a bit of a bad day and that genuinely made me laugh out loud

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Glad to hear it. Hope things get better!

    numberfour002, to lemmyshitpost in Nicolas Cage through the years

    For the longest time, I refused to watch anything he was acting in. I think it was sometime between maybe 1997 and 2002 when I realized how much his movies had started to suck.

    More recently though, I caved and decided to watch Renfield, and I’m glad I gave it a chance. It’s not like the greatest movie ever, but I thought it was cute. And I actually really enjoyed Nic in this movie for the first time in decades.

    oatscoop,

    I’d argue his best performance was in Vampire’s Kiss, and a toss up between this scene or this one.

    portifornia,

    I totally get that, but for what it’s worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!

    numberfour002,

    I’d be willing to give it a try. I haven’t watched much of his more recent filmography, and what I’ve seen was not in chronological order.

    After seeing him in Renfield, I did end up watching Color Out of Space and Willy’s Wonderland. Neither of those movies was something magnificent the way I view his performance in Renfield, but I enjoyed them. Well, Willy’s Wonderland was meh, but I really liked Color Out of Space for what it is worth.

    madcaesar,

    Yea that was a fun movie.

    Cyclist,

    Pig is supposed to be quite good. In fact I think I’ll go watch it.

    rahmad,

    Pig is a really unique and fun movie. John Wick meets Top Chef, or something like that…

    Infynis, to risa in Average DS9 Episode
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    Kira struggles with the ethics of terrorism, her connections to her past, and the future of her people. Nog visits all the members of the senior staff, trying to get them to do his homework for him.

    Nomecks,

    What are we going to.do with 50 gross of self sealing stem bolts?

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