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r00ty, to programmer_humor in They used coding and algorithms
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function goingToCrashIntoEachother()
{
    // NYI
    return false;
}
Phen, to lemmyshitpost in An oldie but a goodie

The best thing about lemmy is that it brings back things like this that I often thought about and really wanted to find again to be able to fill the gaps in my memory, but couldn’t remember enough about it to be able to find on Google.

Its not the first time it happens to me. Anyway, thanks op. I had given up hope on finding this one again.

Stamets, to memes in Yoga Flamed
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I would happily die alone, thank you very much.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

So you’re going to commit a murder.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

How the fuck do you know that

WarmSoda,

We know, Stams. We’ve been watching you.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/657a4a84-38f2-4423-9e81-5b848079eafa.jpeg

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

This is exactly the kind of stuff that has us concerned.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Let me fuck my squidboy in peace

WarmSoda,

Cthulhu: what are you doing step insignificant human?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Uwu tentacle daddy

Pat_Riot, to memes in Yoga Flamed
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

I’m not certain who either of these people are.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp’s ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she’s upset with you like an angry dachshund.

On the right, Will Smith’s wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn’t trust her alone with your kids friends.

BobbyNevada,

I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying “Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy’s pillow!”

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

We don't need to know your kinks, thanks.

HenriVolney, to memes in Yoga Flamed

I thought things were a bit more complicated than Heard being a sadistic hore. She was only convicted after Depp staged an open trial in order to avenge his initial conviction.

Kusimulkku,

Staged an open trial huh

mojo, to memes in Yoga Flamed

Heard is hot so duh

MonkderZweite, to memes in Yoga Flamed

Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.

PissinSelfNdriveway, to memes in Yoga Flamed

Double murder suicide ftw

Gabu, to memes in Yoga Flamed

She’s not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn’t give her a 7/10.

criitz,

Elbows too pointy

4am, to lemmyshitpost in I feel this

I can’t tell if this has “nerd who’s been around since Netscape Navigator and IRC” or “vaccines cause autism I did my own research” energy

neuracnu, to lemmyshitpost in I feel this
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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/77aabcbf-3d7a-451c-8374-e024342ce515.webm

zyratoxx, to memes in 🎵 Started from the bottom now we're here 🎵
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

“It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars…” - Donald J. Trump

ZeroCool, (edited )

Ignoring the fact that it’s not even true… My favorite part of the fallout from that quote were all the Trump supporters, most of whom will never see $1mil in total earnings across their lives, scrambling to defend it as if it were a perfectly reasonable thing to say.

Like, “It’s just because he’s so rich that a million dollars really does seem like a small loan!”

Sure, okay Jim-Bob, and you’re dumb enough to believe a guy whose concept of money is that warped gives a damn about you? lol

Lowpast,

I don’t disagree but 1m is 25k a year for 40 years. So yes, most of his supporters WILL earn 1m in their lives.

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

I can just underline that

Dasnap, (edited )
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/UxVivkXUfdU

Wofls, to memes in 🎵 Started from the bottom now we're here 🎵

The ones pulling him up were the workers exploited by his ancestors tho

pigup, to lemmybewholesome in Do your best

loombasan

pigup,

When I go to Asia, I tell people my name is Larry parallelogram 🖕

Bread, to lemmybewholesome in Do your best

The amount of people that get personally attached to their roombas is quite considerable. Assigning them names and personalities is common. Generally the helpless little goofball that gets stuck on things periodically personality is endearing.

moonpiedumplings,

spectrum.ieee.org/south-pole-roombas

TheOakTree,

TIL there is an Antarctic Film Festival, and there appears to be some in-joke about mickey mouse/steamboat willy… I hope I find out some day.

Kolanaki,
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Generally the helpless little goofball that gets stuck on things periodically personality is endearing.

I have the same personality as a vacuum cleaner… 😟

Bread,

You are looking at it the wrong way. The vacuum cleaners have the same personality as you. You are original and they just want to imitate.

Besides, your manufacture date is long before theirs. Any patents on your personality are probably expired by this point. Welcome to the public domain, friend!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Check the incept date.

eestileib, (edited )

iRobot had to change their repair workflow because their original plan was to minimize turnaround by having a pool of refurbished roombas, so they could send working ones out of the pool while repairing incoming ones.

Customers were like “wtf I want MY roomba” and were willing to eat long delays.

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