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Mothra, to memes in Take my strong hand!
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Savage, it can qualify for the murdered by words community

Player2, to lemmyshitpost in Every time
KpntAutismus, to lemmybewholesome in Do your best

this is me with every piece of tech. my stuff usually doesn’t make noises, so the machine must be very upset to beep at me.

FlyingSquid, to lemmybewholesome in Do your best
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Some British people are also very attached to their vacuum cleaners.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/127afb5d-ea0d-4799-82c7-fb2ceea34374.png

Nihilistra,

Well, the “hoovah” is a marvel of human evolution. I’m just disappointed that they don’t make them like they used to.

We had a middleclass Miele vacuum cleaner that worked like a beast for 10 years. Finally had to admit that retirement was overdue for the dusty fellow.

I have tried new models by Miele, sebo and another brand, all are considerably weaker and fail to get rid of cat hair in short carpets. If someone could help me find a solid one, open for ideas!

lunaticneko, to lemmybewholesome in Do your best

I’m fucking infuriated. This kind of attitude is why suicide rate in Japan is so high.

Everything is all about trying hard and achieving results. In their eyes there are no excusable setbacks. It’s always because you don’t try hard enough.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Sir, this is Wendy’s

lunaticneko,

I almost killed myself over this dumb shit, right in Japan. At least I feel I deserve the right to make sure people don’t make light of this shit.

Downvote me more.

Pregnenolone, (edited )

Ganbatte, downvote-san… ganbatte

moosetwin, to lemmyshitpost in A shitpost for artists
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

is it for black paper?

Bread, to lemmybewholesome in Do your best

The amount of people that get personally attached to their roombas is quite considerable. Assigning them names and personalities is common. Generally the helpless little goofball that gets stuck on things periodically personality is endearing.

moonpiedumplings,
TheOakTree,

TIL there is an Antarctic Film Festival, and there appears to be some in-joke about mickey mouse/steamboat willy… I hope I find out some day.

Kolanaki,
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Generally the helpless little goofball that gets stuck on things periodically personality is endearing.

I have the same personality as a vacuum cleaner… 😟

Bread,

You are looking at it the wrong way. The vacuum cleaners have the same personality as you. You are original and they just want to imitate.

Besides, your manufacture date is long before theirs. Any patents on your personality are probably expired by this point. Welcome to the public domain, friend!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Check the incept date.

eestileib, (edited )

iRobot had to change their repair workflow because their original plan was to minimize turnaround by having a pool of refurbished roombas, so they could send working ones out of the pool while repairing incoming ones.

Customers were like “wtf I want MY roomba” and were willing to eat long delays.

pigup, to lemmybewholesome in Do your best

loombasan

pigup,

When I go to Asia, I tell people my name is Larry parallelogram 🖕

Wofls, to memes in 🎵 Started from the bottom now we're here 🎵

The ones pulling him up were the workers exploited by his ancestors tho

zyratoxx, to memes in 🎵 Started from the bottom now we're here 🎵
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

“It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars…” - Donald J. Trump

ZeroCool, (edited )

Ignoring the fact that it’s not even true… My favorite part of the fallout from that quote were all the Trump supporters, most of whom will never see $1mil in total earnings across their lives, scrambling to defend it as if it were a perfectly reasonable thing to say.

Like, “It’s just because he’s so rich that a million dollars really does seem like a small loan!

Sure, okay Jim-Bob, and you’re dumb enough to believe a guy whose concept of money is that warped gives a damn about you? lol

Lowpast,

I don’t disagree but 1m is 25k a year for 40 years. So yes, most of his supporters WILL earn 1m in their lives.

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

I can just underline that

Dasnap, (edited )
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar
neuracnu, to lemmyshitpost in I feel this
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4am, to lemmyshitpost in I feel this

I can’t tell if this has “nerd who’s been around since Netscape Navigator and IRC” or “vaccines cause autism I did my own research” energy

Gabu, to memes in Yoga Flamed

She’s not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn’t give her a 7/10.

criitz,

Elbows too pointy

PissinSelfNdriveway, to memes in Yoga Flamed

Double murder suicide ftw

MonkderZweite, to memes in Yoga Flamed

Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.

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