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Sibbo, to lemmyshitpost in No matter how tough things get, you always got a bro in your corner

Cozy corner with shady inner yard. 2400€/month, minimum contract length one year.

Gork, to lemmyshitpost in No matter how tough things get, you always got a bro in your corner

As they say in the arachnid world, “bitches love orthogonality.”

Viking_Hippie,

The arachnid world has a much more extensive vocabulary than I imagined.

pimento64, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

First base
Second base
Third base
Fourth base
Fifth base
Sixth base
Seventh base
Eighth base
Why are there soah meneah baaases

Raiderkev, to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

Do I have to listen to him rant about how the CIA is trying to kill him or whatever? If so, pass. Ya know what? Even if not.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

I’d love to have him singing the soundtrack to my life.

numberfour002,

♫♫ If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe ♫♫

♫♫ I’d been married long time ago. ♫♫

♫♫ Where did you come from, where did you go? ♫♫

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
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This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

ElanoidesWahl,
@ElanoidesWahl@slrpnk.net avatar

HOLD ME NOOOOWWW!

Usernameblankface, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Companies that make sealed concrete vaults would like a word with you

niktemadur, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

An ideal last prank for all you Andy Kaufman-types out there.

Anticorp, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Or pay the graveyard to spray Roundup around your grave. That’s probably the easier of the two.

samus12345, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

But what if they cremate you? Better be safe and also swallow some mercury zinc batteries so your corpse will explode during cremation if they go that route.

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

I just wanted to say thanks … I’m having a bit of a bad day and that genuinely made me laugh out loud

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Glad to hear it. Hope things get better!

aeronmelon, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

SasquatchBanana,

They’re saying if you are lying in a hospital bed with a terminal diagnosis at the end of your days you should swallow the balloon.

Anticorp,

Where do I procure said balloon if I’m lying in a hospital bed at the end of my days?

meliaesc,

Keep one in your pocket at all times.

LesserAbe,

You’re right. Also from what little I understand about radiation seems like you might want to take some more definitive action too rather than give the polonium time to finish the job. It would probably be more unpleasant than however else you were going to die

Setarkus,

Either way, it’ll be shortly before the end. You can’t lose this one :D

synapse1278, to comicstrips in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

What about the “weird black mold” ? Is this something real ? Like some radiation resistant mold that has been observed ?

cynar, (edited )

It might not be related, but they’ve found mold inside the reactor room of Chernobyl. Apparently it’s evolved a chlorophyll like molecule that captures gamma radiation. It’s literally living of the energy that makes the environment lethal to almost anything else (organic or electronic).

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus#:~:te….

Edit. Just checked and it’s not confirmed how it’s growing. They do know it grows significantly faster in a high radiation environment. They haven’t pinned down the exact biological mechanism.

Oh, and yes, it’s black in colour.

Anticorp,

So theoretically, there could be organisms living on the surface of the sun?

cynar,

Unlikely. Biochemistry, as we know it, relies on a carbon-carbon backbone. That breaks down long before the temperatures on the sun’s main outer layers. The electrons get stripped off, and chemistry, as we know it, stops working.

BluesF,

Eating radiation is one thing, surviving those temperatures is another. I don’t even think tardigrades can survive that hot.

FlihpFlorp,

I don’t think I had this one on my apocalypse bingo sheet

misterundercoat,

I, for one, welcome our new gamma mold overlords.

Bdtrngl,

Couldn’t be any worse than the overlords we have now.

Zipitydew,

Badass. Was reading that thinking what about space applications. Sure enough there is a whole section on that in the wiki.

Appreciate you sharing this. Was super interesting to read.

bionicjoey,

Oh cool so we have protomolecule now?

ademir, to lemmyshitpost in When nobody shows up but you don't let that "party" sized bag of chips go to waste
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please ignore this comment

ChaosAD,

no

ZeroCool,

Oh shit, fight fight fight!

ChaosAD,

lol

SandmanXC,

Hmm… Must be rats…

VelvetStorm, to risa in Average DS9 Episode

I loved the b plots more than the a plots a lot of the time.

LesserAbe, to risa in Average DS9 Episode

I just watched the episode where Jake being nearly killed by a psychic vampire who also transformed her victims into timeless artists was the B plot. I don’t even remember the A plot. When confronted by Benjamin with a phaser she just turned into a ball of light and phased through the bulkhead away into space

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