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Markimus, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“I’ll see you on the other side.” Works both ways.

morrowind, in why do & ampersands never display properly in titles?
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They’re also broken in code blocks

WeLoveCastingSpellz, in What nicknames have you been given?

Mine would be terrorist If I wasn’t privacy concious >:3 (this is a joke please don’t add me in a list xoxo)

Meho_Nohome,
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I’ll just need you to verify your address, please.

Pons_Aelius,

1060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL

PetDinosaurs,

That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time.

LegionEris, in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?

You ever watch The Sopranos? Carm loves that violent manchild with all her heart for a series of concerning reasons. It’s not exactly what you were asking, but I’ve been rewatching the show, and your question made me think of Carm crying about the portrait of the baby Jesus.

Tischkante, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Everything only needed because it only helps to meet a security standard and to lower insurance. So much useless outdated stuff.

Tom_bishop, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“Hey, who’s that tall, hairy woman in white dress behind you?”

BrianTheeBiscuiteer, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

You can do what my 4yo did before his last surgery: shout out “WAIT WAIT WAIT!” right before they put on your mask or give you the drip, then hold out your fist and say, “FIST BUMP!”

Merwyn, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

They forbid us to add our ssh keys in some server machines, and force us to log in these servers with the non-personal admin account, with a password that is super easy to guess and haven’t been changed in 5 years.

PoolloverNathan,

VPN to another country and pretend to crack it. Repeat this until IT changes their mind.

Rolive,

Chaotic good.

Skyrmir, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Now I lay me down to sleep, the chaos take my soul to keep. If I should die, before I wake, the Lords of Chaos my vengeance to take.

Or Joe Pesci, he gets shit done.

NakariLexfortaine, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

“The code is burned onto the back of my left kidney. If I die, be a hero.”

Rolive, in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Some corporate BS screen lock application that replaces the built in Windows feature. It would take several minutes to log in because of that.

Fortunately you can kill the process with taskmanager and prevent the screen from locking entirely. Lol.

balderdash9, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Good luck on the surgery OP

DogMuffins,

I can’t decide whether it’s appropriate to say good luck & God speed.

Zellith,

I admit. I just pictured them lying on the operating table about to be knocked out for surgery with them saying "Good luck on the surgery" to the surgeons.

But seriously! Best of luck op!

crawancon, in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

My docs had a bit of fun with me, after gassing me up a bit they turned on Tina turners ‘what’s love got to do with it’ turned around to give a look and a grin.

fade to black…

" hey you… glad you’re awake…"

haha …couldn’t resist sorry.

McSudds_, in What is the name of your cleaning robot?

We named ours after our blind cat, Musetta. She would walk in straight lines until she met a wall, at which point she would turn and continue in another straight line. She had recently died when we got our first Roomba, so it was like reincarnation to us lol.

Polar, in Go through your saved posts on Lemmy, what's something cool that you saved?

Mines just porn lol

AtmaJnana,

(asking for a friend…who is also me. I’m the friend.)

Where is the porn on Lemmy?

Polar,

My instance doesn’t block it, so it’s everywhere.

Most of the posts come from lemmynsfw.com

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