lars

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lars,

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

lars,

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

lars,

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

lars,

Tangentially, CNN does have a text-mostly version: lite.cnn.com

lars,

That’s beautiful who said that

lars,

I’m not gonna lie. I want any job, no matter how fake, that uses a reddened North Korean “Hotel of Doom” in its literature.

lars,

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/4168737d-6ed3-4c44-98a8-5ab3ded7314d.png

lars,

I don’t care if it’s the Queen of Sheba back there doing cameos. I haaaaaaaaaaate being watched from places like a grocery store ferneries where I can reasonably expect the number of hobgoblin trolls on site is less than one.

lars,

I know!

Considering my ridiculously high-magnification contact lenses, my ancestors have no idea what I’m up to. They couldn’t even see across the room.

lars,

Fuck yes. Thank you for doing your part to not make this place worse for your woulda-been kids and for me.

lars,

Seeing enough

  • broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
  • Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
  • seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

lars,

Absolutely disagree. I didn’t know who Linus Tech Tips were till ’23 and then I was like 🎥🍿

lars,

proud that my tax dollars fund this

It feels like a gov-website feature you’d find in a country full of wise, unafraid, healthy, and peace-loving grownups. I’m a fan, too.

lars,

On the advice of counsel, and pursuant to my rights granted by the Fifth Amendment, I respectfully decline to answer your question.

lars,

Herds of young cows? Sure sounded like it.

Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

Similar to the recent question about artists where you can successfully separate them from their art. Are there any artists who did something so horrible, so despicable, that it has instantly invalidated all art that they have had any part in?

lars,

Loved Michael Jackson music so fucking much. Can’t stomach it anymore.

But the first few moments of Billy Jean…

lars,

And the… non-WASPs knew their place. They loved it too in fact!

(I’m paraphrasing some actual things that actual people have actually said about the good old days (but I can’t remember their actual euphemisms (dysphemisms) for non-WASPs))

lars,

But now I sound like I’m wearing the same rose-tinted glasses as the folks I was making fun of

lars,

…and could afford houses and food

lars,

Ol’ Genocide Joe doesn’t need to worry about presidential immunity in places like Palestine

lars,

Yes, please! 🍿

lars,

they should just switch to metric

Can you imagine a place that uses imperial units next to metric units, in some unholy alliance that’s clearly worse than imperial units alone? Welcome to the UK, bruv.

lars,

Based on the Gay Porn Index™, yes, they are.

So while it’s apparently an American fetish, is “chav” an insult if used by a Brit?

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