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scytale, in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

Work to get myself relocated a couple of years earlier. I eventually did, but I think I could’ve done it at least 2 years earlier.

CleoTheWizard, in What are the facts you remember for no specific reason
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-All of the planets in the solar system can fit between the earth and the moon -Stoplights detect your presence with an electromagnetic field using wires and not pressure -There is a receiver above stoplights that EMS vehicles can trigger to change the light red for everyone -We left astronaut poop on the moon -The numbers on a toaster are not always in minutes -Most common mold is not dangerous when ingested or inhaled unless you are allergic -Celeste Tea was founded and made by a cult, maybe still is -Christian Science had laws passed in the majority of states in the 80s that prevented prosecution of child abuse due to religious practices -The statistical value of a human life in the US is 10 million at dollars -Jellyfish reproduce and are birthed as polyps on the ocean floor -The chiral version of the sugar molecule would taste identical to sugar but is indigestible, we have no practical ways to produce it though afaik -Only one president has failed to release his tax documents -There are multiple US presidents who were likely gay

I’ll stop there, and yes these facts do rotate through my head for no real reason, they’re just fun!

MaxVoltage, in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?
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more anal shoots

OceanSoap, in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

I wouldn’t have caved and joined that Foosball tournament.

OceanSoap, in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?

I’d probably be dead from infection, and at the very least horribly disfigured. Was in a boating accident when I was 6 and had 3rd degree burns across my entire body.

raynethackery, in What prevents you from going to bed early?

I resent every moment I am not awake. It takes away time from me not being at work.

Toes, in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

Quit

Lightrider, in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

Overthrow capitalism

Pheonixdeath, in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?

In the last year alone I pulled a siatic nerve… Burned my stomach (small scar) and broke the left most bone in my left foot in 3 places and barely dodged surgery as it is… So not great?

Gonzako, in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

I got put in a project that people overpromised and I’m getting shafted by the fact that the client wants way more than I think they’re paying for, so it’s certainly running late. I’d ask a couple months in for a bit more help.

kent_eh, (edited ) in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

I wouldn’t start with this company if I was starting today.

This is a very different place than it was when I started.

TheHowTM, in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?
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HVAC tech. My hands would be banana peels.

IronKrill, in If you had to restart your job at your current employer, what would you do differently?

Get a different job.

Neato, in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?
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Would’ve bleed out at 9 from arm laceration.

southsamurai, in If the human body didn't heal itself, how'd you be doing rn?
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Dead.

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