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Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)
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Stick a fork in the cream, hold it under until the bubbles stop.

Xariphon,

This is me too.

medgremlin,

Other people have given me a hard time for using that as the metric for when they’re done. It’s not my fault they interpret it as me drowning the cookie.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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I’m surprised Oreo hasn’t done a Halloween ad campaign about how people eat their cookies: Hold it under until the bubbles stop, twist its head off, eat it in tiny nibbles.

medgremlin,

Pro tip: if there’s an Aldi near you, get the Benton’s sandwich creme cookies. They’re so much better than Oreos and way cheaper.

dmention7,

Dude, the Benton’s maple creme sandwich cookies… Omg

Aldi has quite a few house brands that are fantastic and (relatively) cheap.

CM400,

Reeces did that many years ago.

Edit: youtu.be/PdtaThCpyPM?si=-HY2jUdWoBmROuO5

surewhynotlem,

Keep going. I’m getting there.

Lev_Astov,
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I like to bite off just a little of the top and bottom of the sandwich cookie to aid in airflow/flooding, since the baked finish is sometimes nearly air tight.

_dev_null,
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Just like your hookers.

TheLonelyWonderer, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

Just 3 seconds. The Oreos manufactured in my part of the world are very porous and absorb liquid way too fast, and I don’t like having my cookie crumble and break into my beverage just mere milliseconds away from touching my lip.

Extrasvhx9he, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

I’m one of those monsters that eats the oreo and then washes down with milk. No dipping

favrion,
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I’m one of those monsters that eats it raw.

lvxferre,
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I’m one of those monsters that don’t usually eat oreos.

Never saw the appeal - I prefer sweeter, chocolate or strawberry-flavoured sandwich cookies instead. (Kind of weird given that I tend to gravitate towards bitter food.)

ericisshort,

Raw, microwaved, fried, frozen or drowned - there’s no wrong way to eat an Oreo.

s3rvant,
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Opposite here: crush some in a cup, fill with milk and eat with a spoon

Shardikprime,

You forgot to cut it with the blockbuster card before sniffing

baduhai, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

I rarely dip, I mostly put the dry oreo in my mouth and take a sip.

favrion,
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I like dry Oreos, especially when they are on the verge of being stale and they soften.

SinningStromgald, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

Till the cookie is mushy but not so mushy it falls apart.

otter, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

Chocolate chip cookies for me, and as long as I can before it starts to fall apart.

I like playing chicken with them

QuarterSwede, in Dear Lemmings, what is your personal approach to human diet?
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I just cut my intake in half at lunch and dinner. I find my body needs a decent breakfast with protein. Lunch can be whatever just cut in half and dinner needs to be a decent balance of protein, carbs/starch, and veggie. Oh and lots of water. I cut out the sugary drinks, took a month to wean me off but now I prefer no or low sugar drinks and feel a lot better.

RBWells, in Dear Lemmings, what is your personal approach to human diet?

Well, in terms of weight control I gamed the system by staying underweight when young (often very unhealthily and anxiously so) so that middle age weight gain got me to a healthy weight.

I can’t diet because of the early eating disorder, and can’t quite get to intuitive eating either. So as someone else mentioned, I do limit the hours I eat not what or how much.

Lots of beans and rice. Love cheese too. Meat & fruit every week but not every day. Grow some vegetables every season but not enough to rely on; but in fall & spring have fresh greens from the yard, and whatever else I can manage. Make sourdough bread each week. Junk food of choice is chips (both crisps and fries).

Would say a typical day is coffee around 10, a lunch of sandwich or leftovers around noon, a coffee at 1600, a supper around 20:00 because I cook after work and it’s hard to have it earlier. Supper of beans and rice and greens, or meat and rice and greens, or pasta or stir fry, but something creative at least a couple times a week (tonight was poblanos stuffed with black beans, greens, and cheese on a tomato/chipotle sauce). Supper the main meal, not my ideal but most important meal with family. On weekends a late brunch or lunch and meal at teatime only.

If I could have only one sort of meal forever? Beans, rice, and greens.

AstridWipenaugh, in Dear Lemmings, what is your personal approach to human diet?

Eat a variety of foods and eat what makes your body feel good. Eat an amount that maintains your healthy weight. But the most important part is finding the motivation to control your intake.

intensely_human,

Also meditate to cultivate awareness of how your body feels. Especially if you’re a man because culturally (and possibly biologically) men tend to be cut off from their feelings.

AstridWipenaugh,

💯 I’m closing in on 40m and I’d be in a world of pain if I hadn’t started listening to my body. I had a “bad back” and got sucked into going to a chiropractor for years. One day I realized they weren’t going to fix anything and it was up to me to figure out why I hurt and make it better. I’m largely pain free now, because I started taking the time to listen instead of “just power through it”.

I also lost 70lbs and have maintained a healthy weight for a decade without a “diet”, aside from what I said in my original post. Shit food made me feel like shit, but I didn’t want to listen…

metaStatic, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

Tim Tam SLAM

Shardikprime, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)
  • 3 seconds: normal human bean
  • 5 seconds: borderline philistine, yet understandable
  • 10 seconds: I will gawk in incredulity at your shenanigans
  • 15 seconds: you are an absolute Madlad
  • 30 seconds: you revolting against what? And what for? Do you even have principles?
  • longer: who hurt you?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Did the pope vote in Argentina's election?
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This is an interesting question as the Pope is technically the head of state of another country

Granixo,
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I know The Vatican constitutes a state, but i don’t think it constitutes a country.

plistig,
jeffw,
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What do you think the difference is?

intensely_human,

One has people who live “in the country”, whereas a city-state is a state in which all the people live in a city and nobody lives “in the country”.

intensely_human,

In other words there’s no country music in a city state

jeffw,
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Wow. This is either A+ trolling or just sad

intensely_human,

I’m serious. Just think about it. You already intuitively know what the difference is based on the way these words are used throughout our language.

jeffw,
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Before the states in the USA United… the were just states… separate ones… they had no rural land?

intensely_human,

Good point.

jeffw,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

You could also have just looked at the defile the words

LegionEris,

On a global scale they are synonyms xd

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Which is made even more confusing by British “countries” (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇯🇪).

Zagorath,
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Eh, the British “countries” are countries in name only. They don’t really fit any of the usual things people would think of as constituting a country.

In reality, they’re constituted like less than the state of a federation like the US, Germany, or Australia. A state has a constitutional right to its governance, and cedes some power to the federal government. The devolved governments of Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are rights granted by Westminster, and could be taken away at will. Nothing Biden, or Trump, or Mike Johnson wanted could ever take away Maine’s right to its own governance like that.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I know. Hence quotation marks.

intensely_human,

Oh right, the “quotation marks”

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

The technical term for quotation marks used that way is “scare quotes”.

oldGregg,

Vatican City, officially the Vatican City State, is a landlocked independent country, city-state, microstate, and enclave within Rome, Italy.

They were given a tax-free country from Mussolini for being chill about the whole Holocaust thing

GeneralEmergency,

I know we hate religion here. But Jesus Christ. There’s enough Dodgy aspects of the Catholic church without making shit up.

oldGregg, (edited )

??? That’s literally what happened. History is stranger than fiction. And speak for yourself mate, I have no problems with religion.

GeneralEmergency,

Considering the Lateran treaties came before Hitlers rise to power. I doubt that.

DasRundeEtwas,

It is a indipendant state/country, with a ruling king, enforced borders, its own passports and even a standing army.

RogueBanana,

If religious victory gets hard, domination is always an option

jmcs,

What the international law cares about is “sovereign states” or “sovereign subjects of international law” not countries which is a much more informal term. Sovereign states technically don’t even need a territory - 122 states have official diplomatic relations with the Sovereign Military Order of Malta (not to be confused with the Republic of Malta) which has had no territory since 1799.

intensely_human,

Sovereign states don’t need territory? This changes everything!

jmcs,

Nope, you just need to convince a hundred something control freaks on a power trip that you are one of them and that they should give you a bunch of privileges, including legal immunity. Easy.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) in Did the pope vote in Argentina's election?

Argentina is the country whose citizenship you cannot legally lose (though dual citizenship is permitted), and they have mandatory* voting. So the Pope is still a citizen of Argentina and did vote or faced charges. I don’t think they allow exceptions.

  • Edit: Not quite true. See replies.
bayta,

It is possible to vote while outside the country by going to designated embassies but if you live outside of the country or are further away than 500km from your legal residence the day of the vote you are not obligated to vote. Also, a lot of people (above 20% on the last election) that should vote don’t despite it being mandatory since that law is pretty much never enforced in practice. Source: I’m Argentinean.

Nibodhika,

Correction, voting is mandatory only for people who live in Argentina, if you live on another country voting is optional. Source: I’m an Argentinian who lives in another country.

WarmSoda,

But are you the Pope?

Oh shit. Are you?

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I do know for a fact that the Pope has someone working at the Vatican who is precisely the kind of nerd that might be on this site. The Pope himself…probably not.

BigDanishGuy,

I’ve got this.

OP, how do you feel about defecating in an arboreal setting?

intensely_human,

I’m for it

BigDanishGuy,

Welcome to the big ARE YOU ACTUALLY THE POPE quiz!

  1. Are you an Argentinian living abroad?
  2. Do you regularly wear weird head gear?
  3. When visiting a new city. Does your Uber have a large glass cage instead of a rear compartment?
  4. Do strangers keep asking you to hold their children?
  5. Do you have a strange urge to poop when you are near forests?

If you can answer yes to all of the above, you should find the nearest cardinal and observe how you are addressed.

intensely_human,

He’s just tweeting at me. What does it mean??

cashews_best_nut,

Falklands.

LegionEris,

This is fascinating. Assuming he follows the law of the land per the Bible (per my minimal understanding of the Bible…) he would be sinning to note vote. So the pope most likely voted by absentee ballot in Argentina, but also likely has diplomatic immunity in Argentina, and therefore could not be prosecuted for failure to vote.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I don’t think you are eligible for diplomatic immunity if you are a citizen. He might choose not to extradite himself but he plans a visit in 2024.

I think he either voted for Sérgio Massa, whom he supported publicly, or symbolically cast a blank ballot. The other options are to declare that he was ill or 500 km from the nearest polling place, or pay a 50-500 peso fine. None of these are off-limits for somebody with a good diplomatic position and a large amount of staff.

Nibodhika,

He can also just not vote, he’s an Argentinian living in another country (just like me) so voting is optional for him.

DasRundeEtwas,

Iven if he can’t get true diplomatic immunity, I don’t think Argentina would trouble a foreign monarch over a 500 peso fine, even if he came back into the country.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Yes. I just listed the legal options I found. The law and its enforcement are different things: most domestic non-voters are not punished either, and they are likely going to let him pass even without a formal excuse; it would harm their reputation to be that petty.

probablyaCat,

Not even just a foreign monarch. The pope. In a country with a lot of Catholics. Imagine them trying to arrest the pope. Likely even the police and military would revolt. But you did give me a great idea for an ai image prompt!

cashews_best_nut,

Have you ever been caught by Czech Hunter?

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

No, I’m too ugly. AI says I look like this and I’m not much prettier IRL. But the number of fake (hidden fee) taxis, Fake Taxis and fake Fake Taxis is larger than the number of honest taxis.

BigDanishGuy,

500 peso fine? How will he ever be able to pay that? /s

According to google 500 argentine peso is 1.43USD

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

The law is apparently old and not enforced. The other consequence is that offenders cannot run for office for 3 years but I doubt they check every municipal candidate. I imagune it could turn up as a minor affair, though.

intensely_human,

That’s amazing

flicker, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

Dip a chocolate digestive in tea for maybe two full seconds and it is absolute glory.

morphballganon, in What is your ideal Oreo dippage time? (Or your biscuit or cookie of choice.)

I’m perfectly happy with 5 seconds, or not dipping at all. Eat cookie, drink milk. Still enjoyable one after the other.

My wife’s a 5-second dipper, though, so I have adopted her practice when she’s around.

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