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SirSamuel, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

Blinded By the Light

Roll up like a douche Rev up like a deuce

bcgm3,
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🎵 Another boner in the night 🎵

KingJalopy, in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?
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I use a q-tip with a little bit of alcohol on it. Rub very carefully over the speaker part. I remove the flexible earpiece part and just rinse that out in the sink. I usually do it once a week because my ears get kind of waxy.

WhiteOakBayou, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

Winterize the camper. Maybe drip my pipes

j4k3, (edited ) in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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Back nearly 20 years ago Disney California Adventure (Anaheim, Cali) had this interactive exhibit where you did various things in line with the Disney animated kids movies. One was playing the Seven Dwarfs “Heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s off to work we go…”

In a little alcove in front of a group of friends was another group of cute mid-teen little Latino girls. They were dressed somewhat provocatively for the average Disney guest and all were wearing bold makeup, (not judging, but they stood out). The typical Spanish accent was prevalent with the silent “h”. Their innocent rendition as they sang along was hilarious. Happy as they could be they were singing, “I hoe, I hoe, it’s off to work we go…”

scytale, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

Fairly more optimistic than the previous years because there’s no rain in the forecast this time. Freezing is more manageable if there’s no ice everywhere. Of course there’s still the danger of pipes bursting because of lack of winterization. Then the most obvious, the fear of losing power.

Squizzy, in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?

I put them in their case and don’t think about them again until I go to put them in my ear

mvirts,

I look at them before putting them in my ear, think about how I need to clean them, then forget as soon as I put them in 😹

bionicjoey,

The buds forget how dirty they are by the next time they come out

rsh,

Wait…there are people that clean their earbuds?

Kalkaline, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?
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I don’t have solar power, so the lights might still go out, but I still have a natural gas heater so I’m probably fine. I’m hoping we can keep the roads clear because I don’t want to use PTO until I can enjoy my time off.

PizzasDontWearCapes,

Natural gas furnaces still need electricity to run the blower and exhaust fans

Kalkaline,
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Neat, my heater is literally a gas burner on the wall, so it will work without electricity.

someguy3, (edited )

The pumps for the natural gas grid won’t be powered though. Now the question is if those have what I assume would be massive generators along the grid, which I doubt.

Insig, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?

José Feliciano - Feliz Navidad.

Sounds like he is saying ‘release mum and dad.’ interlace with him singing ‘I want to wish you a merry christmas’

I was in stitches at the dinner table when I heard it. Trying to tell my brother while crying and hyperventilating with laughter made it even better.

MIDItheKID,

I hear this song in my head every time I see a “for lease” sign…

For lease navidad.

DelightfullyDivisive, in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?

I tap them and blow on them before I put them back into their case. In case there are any little ear wax flakes. I don’t tend to have much in the way out of ear wax.

recapitated,

You are lucky. I have wax on tap.

bcgm3, in What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
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Billy Joel - She’s Always a Woman

She hides like a child but she’s always a woman to me == a weasel-woman to me

KingJalopy, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?
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I usually put on one of darkness prevails compilation videos from YouTube. The dude is a prolific poster and has probably hundreds of five plus hour long videos which are just audio with a screenshot for the video. I don’t even particularly care about the spooky scary stories or creepypasta or whatever the hell it’s called, but something about that dude’s voice and the way he reads those stories just knocks me out. Although I can’t recommend it for everybody because it could end up giving you really fucked up dreams.

lyam23, in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

Cut back on caffeine; don’t drink it past noon.

Go to bed at the same time every night.

Keep your room cool and dark.

When you get in bed, turn the light off and go to sleep. Don’t read or watch videos in bed.

Chamomile and Valerian root teas are magic.

If you suffer from anxiety, find and utilize healthy coping mechanisms to reduce it. Meditation can be helpful.

I usually fall asleep within 5 to 10 minutes, and sleep 7.5 to 8.5 hours most nights.

variants, in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?

I use a tissue to clean my ears before I use them and take off the little silicon plug thingy every long once in a while and wash them in my hand with some dish soap

sigmaklimgrindset, (edited ) in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?

A weighted blanket.

Don’t get one too heavy though, I accidentally did and I gave myself sleep paralysis for a week or so. That was fun.

Blamemeta, in Texans, what's the attitude/feelings/preparations towards the coming freezing weather?

Well, the freeze that took out power broke the cold records by about ten degrees, during the height of covid. Shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

ridethisbike,

Sure hope you knocked on wood after saying that

Blamemeta,

Fuck I just jinxed it.

At least in 2021, it was a low of 3 degrees. This weekend it’s a low of 10 degrees, so seven degrees warmer. Plus only a 20% chance of snow.

Kaiju,
Kaiju,
Blamemeta,

A double post accusing me of knowing about the 2 most popular hentai sites in the world?

Do you honestly think that literally anyone cares?

Kaiju, (edited )

You are a pedophile, stop banning people for bringing it up, you fuckin nonce.

And yes, we do care outside of your conservative echo chamber, you are a child sex predator. This will not stop. You will not be left alone to promote child sexual predation. It is wrong and you are wrong for protecting it. You cannot ban people on the fediverse. we will continue to find you.

i.imgur.com/7eTCce1.png

People were looking for sexual images of children, they could not find it, and you told them where to go to find it. You are a pedo helping other pedos to find pedo content. Undeniable.

Blamemeta,

Don’t even pretend it’s about children or hentai sites or whatever. It was about getting banned from your favorite troll spot. You were making a fool of yourself on /c/conservative on your karo account, you got repeated warnings and repeated short-term bans. You only started after you got perma banned.

Pratai,

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  • Kaiju, (edited )

    lol you fuckin linked to a place to find child sexual abuse imagery, and I posted about it in your sub, so you banned me.

    Instead of giving an explanation.

    You are a pedofile.

    Stop trying to change the subject.

    Tell me how reading a comment about how you responded to the difficulty of finding child sexual abuse content by PROVIDING LINKS TO A SOURCE FOR THAT CONTENT is trolling.

    i.imgur.com/7eTCce1.png

    ^this is you doing that. You helped them, you are one of them. YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE.

    edit - I got banned once, permanently, no warnings, because I called you out for what you are. my modlog will bear that out.

    edit 2: I am not karo, jesus christ, more than one person can see you and conclude you are a pedo, you fuckin idiot paranoid pedophile.

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