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Scubus, in What's the consensus on swearing here

Step one: instead of “Ass,” say “Buns” Like “Kiss my buns” or “You’re a buns hole” Step two: instead of “Shit,” say “Poo” As in “Bull-poo,” “Poo-head,” and “This poo is cold” Step three: with bitch, drop the ‘T’ 'Cause “Bich” is Latin for generosity! Step four: don’t say “Fuck” anymore 'Cause “Fuck” is the worst word that you can say So just use the word, “M’kay!”

staindundies,

I couldn’t remember what this was from until the end!

IndiBrony,
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Mmm’kay?

lemann,

Someone, somewhere in the fediverse, is going to see a bunch of “removed” and wonder what this comment says lol

sentient_loom, (edited ) in Why does America say 'merry christmas'?
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Canada says Merry Christmas even though we usually do British spelling and measurements.

Also, the north pole is either in Canada or Russia (not going to look it up) so we are probably correct.

TonyTonyChopper,
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The area around the north pole is just ice without any land underneath. It’s also not part of any nation.

Cypher, in If you could only listen to someone talk about one topic for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why?

The universe.

Everything that has ever happened has occurred in the universe as far as anyone knows. Including all fiction.

jacktherippah, in What's the consensus on swearing here

FUCK YEAH!!!

H3wastooshort, in What's the consensus on swearing here

This is the internet. You can say “fuck”

DonkeyShot, in What are your best flight tips and tricks?

Pro hack no. 1: For climate’s sake, fly only if absolutely unavoidable.

Grayox, in People who have made and successfully kept their New Year's resolution, what was it and how did you stay motivated?
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Made a New Years Resolution to quit drinking and cant believe I’m coming up on one year sober, i stepped down daily starting jan 1st with my least favorite beer drinking less every day for 2 weeks, then after 2 weeks I started drinking Non Alcoholic beer. The last time I tried to quit I did it cold turkey and had terrible Night Terrors, was able to to avoid them this time thanks to the piss water know as Miller Lite. Went from drinking a 6 pack of IPA’S a day for years, to drinking a 6 pack of Non Alcoholic IPAs once a month. Will be quiting beer all together with the New Year!

kescusay,
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Congrats, man! Glad to hear that watery crap beer has a use!

Grayox,
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Lmao right?! It really made that first NA IPA hit the spot when I finally quit. Last time when I quit cold turkey I literally woke up from night terrors and bulldozed over a dresser next to our bed trying to get away from whatever it was I was dreaming about, almost scared my partner half to death. Withdrawals are a removed and I didn’t have near as many thanks to that piss water haha

kiwifoxtrot,
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Wow, you did amazing

Grayox,
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Thanks, its still insane to me that I am sober, even quit smoking weed a few months ago after starting up antidepressants. I wasn’t a pot head i just a serotonin deficiency.

planetaryprotection,

Congrats! Check hop water if you haven’t already!

paddirn, in What's the consensus on swearing here

I see swearing as a spice to be used sparingly in our conversations. You don’t want to overdo it, else they lose their effect, you want them there for a purpose or to accentuate a point. I’m not offended by swear words and curse pretty frequently through the day, but in written communication I try to be a bit more thoughtful with how I apply the shit.

Khanzarate, in Unused Airtag slot

Poker chip maybe.

You can also get a custom AirTag skin and put that skin around something else (probably the poker chip, or a broken AirTag) to have a perfectly sized photo for the slot.

Candelestine, in What's the consensus on swearing here

I swear a lot more irl than I do on here. A lot of a swears value is in the tone you deliver it in, that’s kinda how you communicate which variation/definition of “fuck” you’re actually using, of the huge number of possibilities. This opens up possibilities for humor, expressing subtle (or not so subtle) emotion, etc.

On here, since I lack that fine control, I tend to just revert to using it as an exclamation. And I just don’t do that often, I don’t use exclamation marks very often either.

It just lacks the same value. That’s all, really.

aeki, in If you could only listen to someone talk about one topic for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why?

Honestly, nothing. No matter how strong my interest is in something, it will eventually shift dramatically and I’ll have trouble listening to any other thing.

superweeniehutjrs, in Unused Airtag slot

3D print an adapter to hold a coin to use on Aldi carts.

Ejh3k, in Unused Airtag slot

A condom

SkaveRat,

for decoration, yes. But please never use a condom that was stored in a walled

newtraditionalists, in If you could only listen to someone talk about one topic for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why?

Do we get to pick the person? I'd say Nigella Lawson talking about cooking.

ultra, in Unused Airtag slot

A tile tracker or Samsung galaxy tag

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