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Evil_Shrubbery, in Pervis "Lack of sustenance" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Somehow I didn’t even grow up, I remain my own inner child. It’s still just a long dead skeleton tho, no wants, no cares.

chaorace,
@chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re like Buddha if Buddha was dead on the inside

pgp, in 🌧🌧🌧 - Gudim

I was scratching away at my screen for longer than I’d like to admit before I realized that I didn’t have an eyelash on the screen, it was just the motion line in the last panel.

RampantParanoia2365, in Pervis "Lack of sustenance" by Extra Fabulous Comics

That’s my secret.

shrinks

I’m always a child.

Evil_Shrubbery,

The dead child under the blanket was you all along :(

tries not to relate … relates even harder

Destraight, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

This comic is old

Sowhatever,

So am I. Who cares.

ModsAreCopsACAB, in The Generals' Game - B. Kliban

What the hell?

Anticorp,

Ain’t war hell?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You didn’t know that’s what they did in their spare time?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Spare time?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Its a metaphor

ModsAreCopsACAB,

Duh, my confusion is what the metaphor is about

marcos,

It’s a very direct metaphor for what generals do.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Young men die while old men grow rich and fat.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

You saying it is not real game?

CluckN,

You don’t watch sports?

ModsAreCopsACAB,

I don’t…

Etterra, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Nope. You can’t fix bitter vegetables. Hell, you can barely smother them enough to hide the taste. I’d rather die “young” from eating delicious trash.

Filthmontane,

As someone who just started liking brussel sprouts because I learned how to cook them right, you’re wrong.

konalt, in Cut It Out - Loading Artist
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Spider LocationBetween the pumpkin and the guy stabbing said pumpkin, 5th panel.

Crul, in "Doctored" By Mr.Lovenstein

Bonus panel (it's a GIf, if it's blank, wait)https://tapas.io/episode/1623631

Crul, (edited ) in "Anxious" by SMBC Comics

Hover text:

You really gotta drag out the shhhhhhh*

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Crul, in Yugioh Master Duel [MrLovenstein]
ILikeBoobies, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Because you are designed to seek out salt and sugar as a survival trait; then decided to mass produce it and put it into everything. Now your tastebuds have been ruined, even the standard apple/banana has been genetically modified to have more sugar

meowMix2525, (edited )

iirc the modern banana is actually a less flavorful variety than centuries past, but not for selective breeding reasons. The more popular variety, the Gros Michel, was susceptible to a certain fungus that wiped it out by the 60s. Those apparently tasted closer to the artificial banana flavoring that is still used today and in fact are what that flavoring was based on (albeit probably quite a bit more sugary and concentrated since it’s still a candy flavoring).

And then you have other produce like apples and tomatoes being bred for size and yield, since that will both net more profit and feed more people. This often necessarily means that the produce will lose flavor in the process, as well as nutritional value by weight since the size/yield increase is mostly just the crop taking up more water. (I think the genetic modification you mentioned is in some part meant to correct that inverse relationship between yield and nutritional density, but I’d have to read up more on the subject.)

So I think you can just as much argue that it’s not our tastebuds being ruined so much as produce itself being considerably less appealing to them.

Peaty,

You can buy Gros Michel bananas still you just have to put in some effort. If you are in the USA and have the cash the Miami Fruit Co ships them when they grow them. I haven’t checked but I believe they are in banana season.

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

Whoa, looks like a really cool company in general! Thanks for the tip!

SeaJ,

The gros Michel is also not a natural banana. Those were also all clones of each other. Natural bananas have big ass seeds throughout them.

qyron,

Genetically modified? That’s a stretch.

Like many other cultures, bananas and apples were selectively reproduced to obtain fruits with more to eat. Corn, carrots, every single kale and cabbage, potatoes, oranges and even strawberries can go into this basket.

The wild banana has almost nothing to eat, being filled with large seeds and we can still find wild apples, by nature very tart but still edible. Every single cereal we plant and harvest today was originally nothing more than a wild grass.

But to call the work of millenia and who knows how many generations of farmers genetic modifications is a bit over the top.

GMOs are very recent introductions and normally for obtaining pest, drought or disease (more) resistant plants.

mudmaniac,

The wild banana has almost nothing to eat, being filled with large seeds and we can still find wild apples, by nature very tart but still edible. Every single cereal we plant and harvest today was originally nothing more than a wild grass.

I cannot help thinking about the first proto-human that started munching on the tips of wild grass.

  • “Hey Unk, check out Krug over there, chewin on the grass. That shit’s messed up.”
  • “I dunno Greg. Looks pretty tasty to me.”
qyron,

Our ancestors were primarily leaf eaters, so moving to grass wouldn’t be that unusual. But let’s picture the first proto-human that decided to go for the carcass of another animal, either killed by a predator or by fire or lightning. That would have been an event.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure most primates are omnivores so they’d have been hunting as well just more in an opportunistic way

qyron,

If we are to go back far enough, we are bound to find an ancestor mostly herbivore. On that level, going for the scenario I mentioned would have been some event.

ILikeBoobies,

Selective breeding and grafting modified the genetics

Bananas all being clones

There’s no reason to separate the terms

afraid_of_zombies,

A skyscraper and a toolshed are both buildings technically speaking. So in that sense you are correct, only technically correct.

ILikeBoobies,

I would have said a skyscraper made of metal and a skyscraper made of cement are both skyscrapers for your analogy but sure

qyron,

Let’s analyse that.

Selective breeding increases the frequency of a given set of genes, already present in a species, in order to better manifest specific, more advantageous - either nature or human chosen - traits.

Random mutations can occur when biological reproduction happens but unless extreme and radical - which often prove fatal for the offspring - are not relevant for the species in the immediate.

These principles are applicable to both plants and animals.

Now grafting takes a part of one plant - usually a small branch - uses another plant to provide the root system - usually something that grows much faster than the graft - and this process multiplies asexually the plant from which the branch was oroginally cut. No genes are carried over between the two plants.

This is valid to get a bunch of trees out of a single one in a very short time but it will not introduce new genes into the crop.

Quince trees are often used as root stock to graft other trees, like pear and apple. If the seeds from those grafted trees were to be sprouted, planted and nurtured to maturity, apples or pears would grow but of completely new varieties. The quince trees used to provide the root for grafting would provide zero genes to the new varieties.

Can you expand on why you consider grafting as a tool for genetic manipulation?

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

it will not introduce new genes into the crop.

Under normal circumstances new genes would be, but the new plant isn’t considered a new species (like tigons not being a species)

qyron,

normal circumstances

As in a quince tree cross polinate a pear tree or an apple tree?

XTornado,

GMOs are very recent introductions and normally for obtaining pest, drought or disease (more)

Those bastards!!!

resistant plants.

Oh…ok…

afraid_of_zombies,

How dare people and companies make plants that help people eat. Most disgusting thing ever.

chiliedogg,

We absolutely genetically modified pretty much all of our food. We just did it by selective breeding.

The only difference with modern GMO is we’ve learned to do it directly much faster. We don’t need a random mutation to add a trait anymore.

qyron, (edited )

Can we get a geneticist here?

Last time I was taught about biology, selective breeding was a process through which, over a long period of time, individuals with favorable traits were multiplied in order to increase the prevalence of such traits.

The genes were already introduced, hence, no modification. Already existing characteristics were allowed to further express and refine.

Genetic modification, to my understanding, implies introducing genetic information into the genome of an organism to produce another with traits previously completely absent in the species.

Selection vs manipulation.

I’ll concede there are a few cases where the lines blurr, like the golden rice, where a gene that codified the production of vitamin A in the grain was/is already inactive or so receassive, in order to have it express again would require gene manipulation but I think a selective production program was put forward in an attempt to bring out that gene again.

Honytawk,

Selective breeding is just one of the methods used to genetically modify our food.

qyron,

I can’t agree with that.

The basic notion of genetically modifying an organism implies changes enacted at the genetic level, through artificial means, not biological.

PutangInaMo,
qyron,

I’m getting an error with the document.

AccountMaker,

I think you two have different images in your minds. You say “genetically modify” as in “modify the food through choosing which genes are to prevail”, while the other means “modify genes directly to affect the food”, and in that sense selective breeding isn’t GMO because no genes have been modified, but rather encouraged. You modify the genetic structure of future generations through natural means, not the organism directly.

Don’t know what scientists say, I just see the other comment downvoted when they have a fair point.

HawlSera, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

White people conquered the whole world looking for spices and then decided they didn’t want to use any of them

Amends1782,

Unnecessary racist comment but it’s OK since its against the one group that its OK to be racist towards. This wouldn’t fly if it was about black people and a similar gotcha line

vaultdweller013,

Im of Scottish, Irish, and South German descent my ancestors didnt conquer shit beyond the whole bursting into flames under direct sunlight problem.

MystikIncarnate,

They conquered that?

How?

… you know, out of scientific curiosity.

vaultdweller013,

Well the scottish side have been here in southern California for about 150 years, the Irish for about 110 years, and the German for about 100 years. Also I can be under high UV and only start burning after about 2 hours.

We conquered that weakness, now if only we could get rid of the madness, actually nevermind on that one being able to go into a berserk fury by will alone is fucking useful. Good for cussing out shitty bosses and feeling high as a kite while at it, just gotta keep from trying to kill them.

DillyDaily,

Mineral zinc

As a Fitzpatrick skin type 1 living in Australia, zinc is my best friend.

I’m pale enough that you can’t even tell I’ve got white paste on my face, and I’m physically blocking the sun.

I have a 50 SPF moisturiser that I use daily before I leave the house, even in winter, and I reapply it several times a day in summer, but I still get sun burnt if I don’t also wear zinc.

Now that I’m older I’ve gotten a lot better at often wearing a wide brim hat and long sleeves in the summer, but it’s not always possible.

Zinc is also reef safe for beach wear, and doesn’t contain avobenzone so it will provide longer protection from UVA rays, and no risk of irritation if applied prior to swimming in a chlorinated pool. (avobenzone and chlorine are not friends)

MystikIncarnate,

I’ll be sure to pass this on to all my vampi… I mean, wow, that is a very fascinating thing to read, I’ll surely take what you said into consideration the next time I’m shopping for sunscreen.

ours,

Yet another vampire familiar wasting the day on Lemmy.

SeaJ,

You forget the legend of Gregor MacGregor and his conquering and settling of Cazique. And his freedom fought for the Republic of Florida.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Nova Scotia was going well until king Charles gave it to the French.

Darien was going well until… the everything… Ok, Darien was never going well at all.

I suppose there’s modern capitalism, public investing, and one of the most iconic holidays ever. Cultural victory?

xam54321, in Yugioh Master Duel [MrLovenstein]
idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar
Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Genuinely thought “That’s gonna the proZD sketch, isn’t it?” It’s a good one!

Karyoplasma,

youtu.be/EBIsZlV1jHk

This is the one I was thinking of

PunnyName,

Ooh, it’s Ratatoskr!

teruma,

I always think of youtu.be/cp4fxe75810

jennwiththesea, in Pervis "Lack of sustenance" by Extra Fabulous Comics
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

And after that, install all the updates. And then you’re tired and ready for bed. Maybe tomorrow?

tfw_no_toiletpaper, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

I still don’t understand why the cooking skill of my parents sucked this bad. I started cooking on my own when I moved out and even after just a bit of practise and good recipes you can cook tasty meals. How do you go on 50 years failing this, I don’t understand. If I see another bowl of dry rice, canned peas and ready marinated chicken from some discounter I’m going to throw up.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Tlaloc_Temporal,
    @Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

    Practise is correct UK spelling.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    What does the UK know about English?

    DillyDaily,

    Practise is a verb, practice is a noun.

    I like to remember it with the following sentence.

    “The doctor had to practise his surgery skills before he could open his own private practice clinic”

    Verb, S=surgery. Noun, C=clinic

    michaelmrose,

    It’s funny that you offer correction. UK English makes this distinction, US English doesn’t and uses practice for both. Internationally where many English speakers mix neither usage can really be said to be incorrect. Pedantry fail.

    DillyDaily,

    Eh, I’m not that invested as to feel I’ve failed. To fail you need to try. I just like fighting fire with fire when I see people correcting other’s spelling online.

    At the end of the day, as long as you’re communicating your message effectively whatever you’ve written has done it’s job. I’m dyslexic, people offering unnecessary spelling advice irks me, so if they make a “mistake” (at least, as far as prescriptive English goes) I’m going to annoy them the same way their comments annoys everyone else. If they’re not annoyed by it, well who cares, nothing gained nothing lost.

    alekwithak,

    Boomers came up as fast food franchises and convenience foods began to dominate. The equal rights movement meant more women in the workplace and less in the kitchen and instead of spreading the burden, capitalism filled in the gaps.

    AnagrammadiCodeina,

    Too many people order shitty delivery so that they can save 15 minutes cooking while spending 3 times more

    Smoogs,

    And damage the organs with the much higher salt and sugar content.

    AnagrammadiCodeina,

    Well to damage the organs you need to eat VERY badly for decades but yes in general i agree

    Smoogs,

    Much can go wrong before 50.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Because they did cook well at one point. It took hours, it involved a lot of cleanup, and 4 year old you whined and complained for some chicken nuggets and the fucking candy bar your aunt gave you without talking to your parents first.

    So they gave up. The tantrums, the rejection, the effort. None of it was worth it. Like pretty much every skill in life it atrophied.

    RoquetteQueen,
    @RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I loved to cook and I’m good at it. My 5-year-old won’t eat a burger I made and asks instead to go to the “burger store”. I don’t want to cook much anymore.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Know the feeling. Feel so defeated. Fighting this losing battle against all the crap junk food people want to give my kids on top of the normal tendency of children to only enjoy bland food.

    rchive,

    Another explanation is that American cuisine got wrecked by the Great Depression. Everything that had flavor was expensive. People’s inability to purchase and make certain foods stopped generational transfer of knowledge on how to make certain things. Thankfully, after several generations it’s finally recovering.

    “Ethnic” food (non European) wasn’t as affected as much.

    I heard an interview about a book on it a few years ago but now I can’t find it.

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