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can, (edited ) in Unity | SMBC

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The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/170422007620240102after.png

brbposting,

Thanks, where’s that bonus panel from?

leftzero,

Red button under the strip.

Revan343,

Both the bonus comic and the button are called a ‘votey’

stackPeek, in Get a millenium falcon!
@stackPeek@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe true love waits.

phoenixz,

Nice Radiohead reference

stackPeek,
@stackPeek@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just killing time

EdibleFriend, in Unity | SMBC
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

The liberal media will try to convince you we should let the gratches cross the boarder at will.

Daft_ish,

Gratches should be allowed. Just not in my back yard.

general_kitten, in "Just have one" by Salo Comics

toxoplasmosis :3

Decoy321,

Worth it

ininewcrow, in Another Year Over [Safely Endangered]
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Earth and Moon are fine … they’ll keep spinning for about another half a billion years.

It’s us, the tiny little bacterial infestation on the surface that has to worry.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Although the moon is slowly backing away…

Cqrd, (edited )

You would too when the sun is looking at the earth that way. Also I guess slightly better than the alternative of slowly approaching.

AgnosticMammal,

Yeah rip solar eclipses

rustyredox, in "Shopping" by Deliberately Burried

This feels similar to reading further product reviews or customer comments between the time of purchase payment and shipped delivery for an online shopping. Anyone else sometimes do this?

Goatmom,

I just did this last night. I checked through different sites for reviews to make sure that the reviews on the company’s site weren’t skewed in any way. I’ll probably look at more reviews tonight too.

webghost0101,

I am just trying to enhance my understanding of all the advanced features and options i swear.

tiramichu, (edited )

I’ve done this occasionally with youtube reviews for tech purchases.

Seems illogical, to your point, as the purchase is already made, but I’m no longer looking at the reviews to make a decision.

I’m looking to:

A) Maybe find out some cool feature I didn’t know about, so I can get the most out of it

B) Get HYPE because I’m excited about it!

So not as illogical as it seems :)

poppy,

Similar as well to looking up sale prices on items you’ve recently purchased to torture yourself with money you “could” have saved lol.

Geert, in "Shopping" by Deliberately Burried
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

I had an ex like this. “Honey which color of nailpolish do you think looks good on me?”

Black? No. Blue? No. So, red? … The correct answer was “Wine Red”. Lady you just wanted confirmation not an opinion 😂

XEAL,

My female partner hates me for this, I’m guy.

FireWire400, (edited ) in When Fallout asks you to make difficult choices
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

Two of the worst things about Fallout 4 IMO: the stupid “finding son” story and the tacked-on crafting system

drbluefall,
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar

Honestly, investigating The Institute would’ve been interesting in and of itself. Untangling this rumor which turns out to be a sci-fi conspiracy.

NakariLexfortaine,

Hell, they could have tied that into the pre-war backstory even better. A small glimmer of hope of turning the wasteland around, harnessing everything they have done to help fix things. A chance at having your old life back, in some capacity.

They don’t even have to take out the dead spouse/missing kid plotline. Wake up after the last of the systems fail, oh shit, your wife/husband died during all this and your kids gone. Now you’re out in this new world, holding on to a pair of wedding bands as the last piece of your old happier life, lost, confused, and trying to find your way.

There’s still that element of “What happened while I was on ice? Is he still out there?”, could even still tie in to the Institute plot, without making the entire story ride on a rather unfulfilling reveal.

Of course, that would also work better if we could have an actual moment of “Even if Shaun is alive, would he remember me?”. Actually let the character deal with the fact that their child might very well be dead, or that they wouldn’t remember. That they would find an absolute stranger, one who’s been raised in this world, one who isn’t so caught up in “mother” or “father”.

CrowAirbrush, in "Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Tv’s ending up not being supported anymore after 2 years, leading to needing to buy a new one or rent a device to still get tv from your isp is absolute shit.

I haven’t been able to buy decent work pants and or shoes for the past 5 years, i remember my first work boots lasting me 11 years and costing €40. My most recent ones were similar in material make up and cost €170, but they looked worn after 2 weeks. I used to buy work pants for €60 and they would last literal years upon years. My last pairs of pants (3 combined) were €80 a piece on discount and were worn beyond repair within a year…all 3 pairs.

To think i pay more than double the rent, income is up only €60 a month compared to then.

There is a lot that has gone backwards.

Having to look 3 times to cross the street on a green because the world is filled by people in cars not paying attention anymore and i get into near collisions 4/5 times a week is also absolutely insane. It feels like i’m the only person that understands traffic lights xD

Tbh i find it hard to think of positives about everything that has changed…

My energy bill is going up significantly because our government has decided we now (as a result of ev’s) are using too much electricity. I don’t own a car, any car for that matter as i can’t afford one…but now i’m punished for my neighbours big fat fancy ev.

Our energy usage (2 people) is far below the 1 person average and we are now being punished for it?

Health insurance (legally required over here) is also going up significantly, we can’t even find a doctor as they are all at their limit and don’t take on new patients.

This really needs to stop.

So eh…good things…good things…hmm, can someone help me out a little?

Lyrl,

Library services are more accessible than ever due to increased internet connectivity. As a child, I checked out my limit of books at the library every week and always finished before the week was up. Now I can sit on my couch at home and return books as I finish and immediately check out new ones.

theblueredditrefugee,

Western Europe, 1950s era. Capitalism had to make compromises. The soviet union was right next door - if people realized that seizing the means of production would improve their quality of life, they’d have a communist revolution on their hands. So concessions were made. “See, you don’t need communism to have a good life, we’re giving you all those things too!”

And finally, the capitalists won and the soviet union was no more, parceled up and sold to the capital owners in the west. Now they don’t feel the need to make concessions without a major communist power in their backyard. So they roll back the progress slowly, hoping no one notices.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Yes, but what about insert whatever culture war topic of the hour?

theblueredditrefugee,

Personally I take <side> on <topic> because <reasons typical for my side> and I take offense that you would suggest that it’s entirely a manufactured issue created by the capital class to keep us fighting each other instead of them. Even suggesting it just serves the purpose of <other side>!

(not to imply that culture war bullshit doesn’t have real world consequences, that’s why the capital class picks these topics as wedge issues)

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Stupid sexy schismogenesis!

Laticauda, in Get a millenium falcon!

Well the girlfriend still gets a wish.

Burn_The_Right,

Her wish is to go back in the well.

jordanlund, in Love is a 5 letter word
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

LOUVE

RedWeasel,

Which is according to google translate means She-Wolf in french. I think that would have been funnier it is a word I could find.

fatalError,

Damn, she-wolf sounds so dumb, why doesn’t english have different words for male and female for all animals like it does for lion

knorke3,

isn’t the stem word for that loup?

peachfaced,
@peachfaced@lemmy.world avatar

Louvre*

Viking_Hippie,

Louvred

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in Christmas in Gotham [Safely Endangered]

Be the Grinch. Get ostracized by looking different. Slowly get shunned from your community and froze out. Be ignored. Everyone hates you for no reason.

They rub it in your face by being as loud and noisy as possible. You tried to get away but they still flaunt it in your face. Only your best doggo understands and loves you still.

You go down and try to stop it and take their shit. Next day, they’re still singing their fucking songs. You give them their shit back and NOW they like you.

Lesson: Nobody will like you until it looks like you did something good. Even if it was just a problem you made and you fixed but nothing actually changes.

meyotch,

The True Meaning of Christmas™️

Electromechanical_Supergiant,

Just another Christmas story with terrible morals. They’re surprisingly common.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Rudolph: It’s not okay to be weird unless you’re useful lol.

Ilovethebomb,

Even if it was just a problem you made and you fixed but nothing actually changes.

Isn’t this half of what some IT people do?

EdibleFriend, in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

For those who don’t live in the land of burgers like me this is shockingly accurate. Right down to the bathtub that’s mysteriously on the beach.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

FURTHER FOR PEOPLE IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES!

So often the drug commercial won’t even tell you what the fuck the drug is for. You just see a bunch of old fucks dancing around all happy and then at the end its like ‘ask your doctor if drugname is right for you’

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I love Lemmy. The website was being weird so I accidentally sent this twice and you wholesome fucks went ahead and upvoted both

SmackemWittadic,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

I hope the upvotes made you happy buddy :)

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

It did!

… fuck.

victorz,

That’s it, I’m up voting everything you’ve posted.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Imma fucking cry yo

Sharpiemarker,

Ask your doctor if Lipafedatorapraxazol is for you.

GraniteM, (edited )

Lipafedatorapraxazol is not recommended for those who drink water, or who may drink water in the future. Lipafedatorapraxazol is associated with strange dreams, enhanced chundering, and suicidal thoughts and actions. Lipafedatorapraxazol should not be taken on days that end with the letter Y. If you experience drooling, barking, or muscle spasms while taking Lipafedatorapraxazol, stop taking Lipafedatorapraxazol at once, as these may become permanent.

Sharpiemarker,

All this to treat my seasonal allergies? I’ll take death, thanks.

Texas_Hangover,

Enhanced chundering? Kickass!

electric_nan,

Except that in the actual commercial, they are in separate bathtubs lol.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Because jesus

AWistfulNihilist,

You can’t sell a hard dick pill and put the woman in the same small tub! Jesus, they would need to be in a pool alone, or in a hot tub with other people. Can you imagine the scandal of people understanding his dick is being used in a vagina!

Based on our dick pill commercials, you’d think they were anti depressants specifically for wealthy older men. Welcome to puritan America.

StupidBrotherInLaw,

It’s like 1950s television - they push the two tubs together to fuck.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

FURTHER FOR PEOPLE IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES!

So often the drug commercial won’t even tell you what the fuck the drug is for. You just see a bunch of old fucks dancing around all happy and then at the end its like ‘ask your doctor if drugname is right for you’

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

In some countries, like Canada, directly advertising for prescription drugs is illegal. But the marketing folks behind the drugs find these sorts of legal loopholes. The “ask your doctor” line is a cover-your-ass version which is actually saying “Google it”.

Bashnagdul,

Most 1st world countries even.

Viking_Hippie,

Actually, some 1st world countries such as for example Denmark, don’t allow ads for prescription medications at all. Which is the correct way.

Bashnagdul,

That’s what I said most 1 st countries don’t allow for drug ads.

Techmaster, (edited )

I always wonder if people go to the doctor with a long list of drugs.

Is X right for me? No? What about Y? No? What about Z?

SoleInvictus, (edited )
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

I do but I have a rare disease that medical science still isn’t sure how to treat, so I got a few science degrees so I can read studies and make suggestions to my doctors. I’m basically my own doctor now, I just need someone to write the prescriptions and tell me if I’m being an idiot.

TacoNissan,

Oh hey, my dad did the same thing for his super rare disease. He actually pitched an experimental surgery to his doctor, and it worked extremely well and is now an option for others.

PolarisFx,
@PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They can advertise, they just can’t say what the drug is for. I’ve seen a few Ozempic commercials, where its just a dozen people asking “Have you tried Ozempic? Ask your doctor” for the entire commercial.

I wish they wouldn’t, as a diabetic actually on the drug I’ve experienced so many shortages this year because of all the off label use. And while mounjaro is approved, they can’t make enough of it to supply Canada

redcalcium, in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

mischief maker

No kidding, this mickey fella seems like a dick and animal abusers, and this is actually the censored version too, which means the original is even more brutal (I think they removed the part where mickey kicks the baby pigs).

reev,

He picks up the mother, shakes the babies off, one stays latched on and he kicks him off. Then he plays music on the mother’s teats.

Ragdoll_X, in "Dog park" by Safely Endangered
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

I can only wonder what ungodly experience prompted them to draw this comic…

Viking_Hippie,

Seems pretty self-explanatory to me. Clearly, they saw someone wearing an ill-fitting hat.

Fixbeat,

Maybe seeing a naked guy picking up dogshit with his hands sparked their imagination.🤩

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