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AtariDump, in Employers
Retrograde, (edited )
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, it’s pretty crazy how far we’ve come considering how nobody has wanted to work anymore for over a century

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s sort of true, but not in the way they mean it. Most people don’t want to work or they would never retire. But we’re also mostly willing to work. Even work really difficult and/or dangerous jobs.

cbarrick, in New Year's Resolution

Should have been 5k resolution (5120 x 2880).

Because running a 5k is a common fitness resolution.

numberfour002, in Probability

Nightmare on Lem Street

Sotuanduso, in New Year's Resolution

Remember, resolutions don’t have to be at New Years, and you don’t have to abandon them at the first failure.

numberfour002, in New Year's Resolution

What? That’s the worst resolution ever. Well maybe not the worst. But you get what I’m saying.

squirrelwithnut, (edited ) in Employers

Maybe they should have given their resume instead of a cv. No one wants to read a cv.

smeg,

Are they not the same thing?

AceFuzzLord, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

Yeah, windows task manager doesn’t do shit if you are already low on resources. My desktop doesn’t have a lot of resources to be used up and there have been a few times task manager is just as bad as the programs I want it to kill due to lack of resources.

marcos, (edited )

It will very gladly show you all the resources are being consumed by some service you don’t need, can’t uninstall or disable, and will just consume more resources by restarting if you terminate the process.

Honytawk,

Funny, because you can uninstall or disable every service in Windows. But you would lose functionality, so most do not do that.

You linuxians really only know Windows from the memes, don’t you?

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Ah, yes, I’d love to disable core components of windows that are using 100% disk. I’d loose the pointer? Great! Explorer? Fantastic! The file indexer? I didn’t need files anyway!

Assman, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

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  • NielsBohron,
    @NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s actually a pretty good idea, although it’s not like a right-click on the desktop is really that much slower (assuming we’re taking about Windows)

    jaschen,

    Protip: Ctrl+Shift+Esc goes directly in without cluttering your toolbar.

    Pika, in Employers

    Love the coffee cup, so true

    Agent641,

    Motherf

    PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

    Came to the comments specifically to see if anyone else noticed it. Glad to see it wasn’t just me.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Was I just Rickrolled?

    Anticorp, in Employers

    Were you expecting rational behavior from a werepig?

    bulwark, (edited ) in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

    Remember how Volkswagen got in trouble a few years back for faking emissions when the car detected it was being tested. It would interesting to see if something like that could exist with RAM and task manager.

    eating3645,

    Perfect question for Dave’s garage!

    youtu.be/Ve95Nh690l0?si=6KHDtaiHBY8TbTwg

    bulwark,

    Lol I love this guy’s channel. I thought of him as soon as I asked that question.

    applebusch,

    It definitely can for the graphics card. I got a trojan one time that was mining crypto using 100% of the gpu causing it to heat up and blow the fan like crazy, and it stopped every time I opened the task manager.

    Bagel5941, in New Year's Resolution

    For anyone looking for the spider, it’s easier to see with the original

    ehisthenewmeh,

    spider?

    Chemical,

    There is a spider in the 5th panel on the left side of the hill, but I have no idea of the significance

    gnutrino, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear
    Sheeple,
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t even get why force shutting a program isn’t the fucking default.

    pearsaltchocolatebar,

    Because you run the risk of corrupting files.

    Slovene, (edited )

    And then they’ll start doing drugs, gambling, taking bribes …

    thisbenzingring,

    And prostitutes. And shiny metal asses.

    Slovene, (edited )

    In fact, forget the closing of programs.

    cmnybo,

    kill -9

    hakunawazo,

    There are so many possibilities to kill frozen programs in linux.
    fosslinux.com/…/5-things-to-do-when-your-linux-sy…

    barsoap,

    The one thing they’re missing, which honestly shouldn’t happen on at least desktop distros, is the system becoming unresponsive under memory pressure because before the kernel decides to kill off anything it rather swaps its own data structures out to disk, grinding everything to such a crawl that it’s indistinguishable from a complete freeze.

    The solution is early OOM, which is more aggressive at killing things off and it honestly should be installed and activated by default.

    bargh,

    and of course psDooM

    Honytawk,

    Why do you think the bottom one doesn’t happen in Windows?

    Do you not know the details tab in taskmanager can force close processes that are frozen?

    Has the person who wrote that comic not used Windows in like a decade?

    caseyweederman, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

    kill $PID

    troyunrau,
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    nerd ;)

    caseyweederman,

    <3

    match, (edited )
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    xkill + m1 feels so fucking good

    Anticorp,

    Death to $PID!

    iAvicenna,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    I guess you can alias that to kill

    otter, in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

    Lol every time

    I know it’s just psychology (and any resource reallocation that happens when task manager opens) but it’s still funny

    dual_sport_dork,
    @dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

    I have totally caught malware checking to see if task manager is running, and cooling it until it is closed. Some cryptocurrency mining trojans do this. You can verify it by using a tool other than task manager, e.g. System Explorer or Process Hacker. Usually they’re not smart enough to poll for third party tools, so they’ll quiet down when only task manager is opened and not when you’re using any third party tools.

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