comicstrips

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Vertelleus, in Phone no work
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s like our dreams are AI generated. Words and times are nonsense.

d_chosen_one,

Need to count the fingers next time.

VikingHippie, in Phone no work

I bet the dream phones are all malfunctioning because some joker set the font size to a thousand pixels per letter.

driving_crooner, in Phone no work
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I have this recurring dream where I try to show a youtube video to someone but keep misspelling the name on the search bar and got increasingly annoyed by it until I wake up with bad mood.

NaoPb,

Ah this sounds ao familiar. I always press the wrong buttons in dreams.

ashok36, in How To Sound Wise

I was in a band during the MySpace days. We got a comment one day: “You sock.”

Was it a typo? Did they mean suck, or rock? Only one letter away from both and those letters are pretty close on the keyboard. Schrodinger’s Judgement if you will.

I still think about that comment from time to time.

Deregon,
@Deregon@jlai.lu avatar

It’s like standing in the middle of a bridge, the Levenshtein distance is the same no matter which way you look

orca, in How To Sound Wise
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

I’m currently reading The Conquest of Bread and it talks about how when a revolution occurs and a government falls, the bourgeois upper and middle class will wax poetic about what will happen next, how the vacuum will get filled, etc; while the working class at the bottom will be the ones to actually carry out the work and face the brunt of the change.

This meme is how I imagine those upper class people talking lol. When I read it, I immediately pictured Jordan Peterson fanboys droning on and on about what they think should happen, while actually saying and doing nothing.

Transporter_Room_3, (edited ) in It's election year
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Only applies to black democrats.

Whitish-orange Republicans don’t have to worry about the constitution, if modern events tell us anything.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Trump was only elected president once. He qualifies to run again. unfortunately.

ryannathans, in Phone no work

Best reality check is to pinch your nose shut with your fingers and then try to inhale. You can always inhale with a pinched nose in dreams

Kuruad,

This one never worked for me. My reality check is to count my fingers. In dreams i have a lot more than usual.

abfarid, in Excuse me..
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

I wanted to say “seed facial”, but if you think about it, all facials are seed facials.

XTornado,

I seed what you mean.

Imgonnatrythis,

I’ve had a vasectomy you insensitive clod.

abfarid,
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

That’s fair. My apologies to you and your partner. May her facials ever be seedless.

sh__, in Phone no work

I indeed had a dream lately where my phone wouldn’t work properly. Nobody was nice enough to come and tell me though.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

In your next dream, Nic Cage will be coming around the corner to help you out.

z500, in Excuse me..
@z500@startrek.website avatar
perishthethought,

I… uhhh… uhhuh.

Harold_Penisman, in Phone no work
@Harold_Penisman@lemmy.world avatar

I

XEAL, in Phone no work

They said the same about clocks/watches, but I’ve seen the time a couple of times already in a dream. Yeah, NOT the real time, but a realistic one.

NounsAndWords,

The trick is to look away and look back and see if the time changed.

AFKBRBChocolate,

My thought has always been that it’s not that things like that can’t work in dreams, but dreams are mostly symbolic and you’re more likely to dream about using a phone or something if you have an issue with what it symbolizes. For instance, I personally often dream about trying to call or text my wife, but either the phone doesn’t work, I can’t see the screen, she can’t hear me, or something like that. My guess is that the dream is about my frustration when I can’t communicate well with my wife.

I’ve also had dreams where I was stuck or trapped in something and couldn’t get my phone to work, couldn’t make my voice work to yell, or anything like that, and I figure that it’s because I have real issues asking anyone else for help.

Shieldtoad,

Around 3 years ago I dreamed I overslept and woke up at 6:31. I have to leave home around 6:10 to be on time for work.

That morning I woke up on time, but when I got in my car its clock showed it was 6:31. I didn’t understand how it could be that late and checked the time on my phone. Turned out the car was showing the wrong time, which happened to be the same time as in my dream.

Last month I overslept and woke up at 6:31.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

You wanna dream up some lottery numbers for me friend?

killeronthecorner, in It's election year
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

“Light hearted election joke” feels like an oxymoron at this point, but this really hit the spot!

Bondrewd, in How To Sound Wise

Oh, so like most lemmy users.

afraid_of_zombies,

Or every government contract I have ever been on.

SomethingBurger,

Lemmy is good until it isn’t.

Bondrewd,

You deserve the more upvotes sir.

diffcalculus,

It’s amazing and scary how many geopolitical, micro/macro economics, and philosophical experts we have here!

shadearg,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

Low-hanging fruit called.

They enjoy being fondled, please proceed.

CluckN,

I swear someone could post a dog sneezing and there will always be a, “Capitalism is at fault” comment followed by someone trying to introduce Arch Linux.

kelseybcool,

In the form of a star trek meme.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way. ❤️

thanks_shakey_snake, in How To Sound Wise

“Well perhaps, but it’s more nuanced than that,” he said, without elaborating.

douglasg14b,
@douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

How do you effectively call this kind of BS out in professional social situations?

Evotech,

Just keep digging, direct questions

orca,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

This works well. Lazy people will try to make others do the intellectual work of their argument. You just have to turn it around on them and ask questions that force them to open the box of whatever nonsense they started with.

Often times they will get tangled up in their own argument, or it will start to expose the contradictions.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • comicstrips@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #