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Lemjukes, in Go for it ben

Jesus fuck that was upsetting

Evil_Shrubbery, in Evolving

Well, not taxes per se, tho it sounds weird saying to make room for all the low wages he’s getting.

EtherWhack, in Go for it ben
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;_;7

imgcat, in No escape

This stuff is illegal in some countries. Do NOT use your sleeve unless you plan to wash your sweater immediately after. Carry an emergency napkin/paper towel with you.

billwashere, in Go for it ben

Well fuck… now I’m gonna be sad every time I light my charcoal grill…

TheFriar,

Really? I thought it was touching.

Slovene,

No, that’s catholic school.

ULS,

Catholic school is very hands-on.

ULS, (edited )

Yeah, okay Friar Tuck.

billwashere,

It was. But I have several boys off in college that I rarely hear from… just hits a little hard.

MrBusiness,

And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon

TheFriar,

Ah. Understandable. My girl is sitting on my leg right now.

And she’s a cat.

But I get it.

ElPussyKangaroo, in "Proposal" by Shenx Comic

Solid Kaguya-sama:Love is War vibes 😂😂😂

Daefsdeda, in [Goat To Self] Overruled

I think tom scott did a video where he mentioned that in the original languange it was “whale killer” not killer whale but people tranlated it word for word, losinh the meaning.

Shard,

Sir, you are not helping your client’s case in the slightest…

Decoy321, (edited ) in [Goat To Self] Overruled

“how dare you?! I am an orca. That other name is offensive.”

VindictiveJudge,
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“I am a dolphin, not a whale.”

samus12345,
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An orca isn’t an Italian orc?

Grippler,

Only if you say it like this: orc-à 👌

ConstipatedWatson, in Evolving

Not exactly the kind of “level up” we are grown to expect from RPG’s 😐

chuckleslord, in Evolving

Jimmy made a mistake… having a two syllable nickname when his name is already one. Jameses of the world, don’t accept nicknames longer than your name!

funkless_eck,

“Ame”

chuckleslord,

Jim. Or Jam. Those are your options

swab148,
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I’ll sometimes call my James friend “Ya-mez”

Rooskie91, in [War and Peas] Fates on our side

Would watch the shit out of this Pixar movie.

WashedOver,
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I would too. I would love to see this spin on the old westerns where the settlers are pushing further into Indian country and instead of the Indians being the badies as they defend the territory, the settlers are portrayed as the invaders, and they are turned back to return to Europe like the Vikings did before 600 years before them.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Then you’d probably enjoy the adventures of Leon the Lobster

A kind man rescued a lobster from a grocery store seafood market tank and brought him home and has detailed every step of the way to healing and recovery and thriving and he spoils this Lobster, and the YouTube videos are well edited and amusing.

Bigtiddygothgrany,

Ahh that reminds me of an episode of The Boys

SocialMediaRefugee, in Evolving

Stay a kid forever? You know those narcissists who do shit like litter, drive like jerks, etc? They didn’t grow up.

RedditRefugee69,

Nah I was nicer than that ask a kid lol

fleabomber, in Go for it ben
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I bet there’d be different dialogue if the matches could feel pain.

TheHowTM,
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ech,

Humans feel pain, but we don’t feel the oxidation happening in us constantly. I’d say it’s more about what you’re built for rather than strictly a concept of pain.

Dasnap, in [War and Peas] Fates on our side
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The Titanic disaster was an inside job.

ininewcrow, in No future
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That third panel should be

“NOW WE CAN MAKE MONEY AND I CAN GET A JOB BECAUSE OF WAR!!”

ChemicalPilgrim,

Hell yeah, giant government spending binge for everyone to make ball bearings and random springs and shit for the war effort lol

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