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afraid_of_zombies, in Decentralized [Work Chronicles]

We have the data. This type of command-and-control systems where one person is allowed to be smart and everyone else has their ideas shot down and dignity removed results in the worst products, the lowest quality control, the slowest ability to change to new conditions, and makes the least amount of money. This structure only exists because it is the simplest to setup.

And everyone is mystified why cost disease is running rampant. Why government projects are behind schedule, over budget, and don’t work very well. My employer for example has systems that accomplish the same goals for private vs public sector. The public sector ones are crap and every time I attempt to update them slightly I am told not to by the middlemen between the government and us. Meanwhile our private sector machines continue to advance.

Big fuck you to the taxpayer

haui_lemmy,

You‘re the first person in a long time to put it this accurate.

Had a boss like this recently. Looked like he invented micromanaging and got frustrated every day about the lack of progress the company made.

Big surprise there /s

sbv, in [ADHDinos] That's for future me

are we talking consequences or Consequences?

em2,
@em2@lemmy.ml avatar

Guess we’ll find out later!

Eriion, in "Proposal" by Shenx Comic

Cute :)

UntouchedWagons, in We tend to focus on how far we have to go..
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

Ehhh a single step closer to your goal is still progress.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step … unless you were born rich, then you start the journey at mile 999

picklejr, (edited ) in We tend to focus on how far we have to go..
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A person who traveled is still a traveler, regardless of distance. Just because others have made it further, that doesn't negate your own progress.

Same thing with emotions. A person who is sad is allowed to be sad, even if someone else in the world might have it worse.

Smokeydope, in Go for it ben
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

The older I get, the more I believe that life is really about enjoyment, not longevity. We are here to have fun and burn brightly, not live to be 120 years old and hate 50 years of it. Whats the point of busting loads against the wall for decades and doing nothing but surviving?

ULS, (edited )

Societies marketing of long life is creepy AF. I’m in my 30s and all I can see is the negative of how the world works. To entertainment myself and ignore the harshness of reality just makes me want to leave sooner. It feels so cowardly to have to live so helplessly in a world you know is wrong.

ArmoredThirteen,

I’m going to die tragically young at 137, too soon, but it’ll be super bright and fun

Landsharkgun, in Go for it ben

W I T N E S S M E

NaoPb, in Phone no work

Yup. I too have these dreams.

Usually I’m about to call someone but I keep pressing the wrong buttons.

Or I’m driving a car and I keep driving off the road.

Akasazh,
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Dreams are what happens if your brain is able to hallucinate without any feed back from reality.

In reality your phone works because there is a living board and software keeping the interaction confined to it’s inner possibilities. Your brain doesn’t have ways to allow for this internal logic and therefore interactions with software never go well.

Notice that is only slightly better in simulating other people. Faces are never consistent, but generally people logic is easier to stimulate, so other people are more convincing.

Slovene, in Go for it ben

Oh, I thought it was gonna be a period joke.

21Cabbage, in My Dad is Dracula (and a Trusty Brick)

Only time I ever saw a brick as a kid was when one came through the window of the trailer, had a note on it that read ‘cut yo grass’. That’s how they do it in the mobile homeowners association. Credit to a comedian by the name of Dusty Slay since that isn’t my joke.

ULS, in Go for it ben

Benjamin shouldn’t have been so weak and naive. A pawn to the game.

SendMePhotos, in We tend to focus on how far we have to go..

Is that… Death? End of the road?

Grippler, (edited )

Last pane is the beginning, he’s looking back to see how far he has come.

trouble, in [System32] Unidentified Program in the Bagging Area

Its from china

Kolanaki, in We tend to focus on how far we have to go..
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

literally standing outside their front door

“I forgot my phone, we have to go back.”

“No. We’ve already come too far.”

Sombyr, in Phone no work

I have this recurring thing where I notice things like this when I’m dreaming, and it causes me to wake up in the middle of the night. Except I didn’t wake up. I dreamt that I woke up. Then I often fall back asleep again. I don’t wake up until something’s strong enough to wake me up twice.

Except sometimes when my body really doesn’t want to be awake, I’ll wake up a second time, then a third, then a fourth, and it just goes on forever until I’ve really overslept.

dukk,

Inception?

psud,

False awakenings are nuts

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