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bionicjoey, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk

My dog does this. Sometimes I wake up with his nose an inch away from my eyeball

JoMiran, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

My wife does this.

CluckN, (edited ) in "A Woman's Place" by Litterbox comic

Is the apron the equivalence of, “Will cook for weed”?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If so, I need one.

meliaesc,

Blueq makes some fun aprons.

pastel_de_airfryer, in "A Woman's Place" by Litterbox comic

Pretty much me and my girlfriend. Sometimes when I am cooking dinner, she sneaks into the kitchen to nibble on the ingredients.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
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My one cat Ralph does this, except he’s lazy and just plops down on my head and falls asleep instead.

TheFriar,

Yeah, I got lucky with my cat too. If I sleep in, she sleeps in. Even if she’s not sleeping in, she just curls up in my arm and will sit there, just awake and chillin. When I go to bed, she’s ready for bed. She gets in, curls up in my arm, and is ready for sleep.

When she was a kitten, she was definitely bad about playing with my face at random hours of the night. But I sort of trained her to not wake me up. She wouldn’t eat until after I woke up-like, a few hours. So she never associated me waking up with food. It was just sort of the routine that she ate away from bedtime. Boom, perfect cat.

Slovene, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk

Reminds me of this old Simon’s cat vid: m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

teamevil,

My wife just showed me that for the first time when I sent her the comic.

Slovene,

She sounds like a keeper.

driving_crooner, (edited ) in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Ours bite my wife arms to wake her up, then she gets mad at me because they never do that to me.

punkwalrus, in "Champion of Gamblia" by PortSherry
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

My school banned D&D as a form of gambling in the 1980s. They shut down the D&D club and everything. I was VP of the science fiction club, and we were supposed to sign a statement that said we understood that we would not condone gambling or game playing of any sort, and this included board games. I never signed it.

Sotuanduso,

You’re gambling with your time. If you roll badly and die, you have to make a whole new character sheet.

mindgibber, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk

Replace the cat with a medium sized dog and that’s me

WhatsHerBucket, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

Better than the sound of a cat puking waking you up in the middle of the night!

CanadianCorhen, in "A Woman's Place" by Litterbox comic

As the guy thats usually having the kitchen raided, Love this one! shared it with all my friends,

LazaroFilm, in "My dad is a drawing" by My Dad is Dracula
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

This is meta.

LazaroFilm, in "How do you know" by War and Peas
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

No, robot, you’re loved. We scoop all the poops you make. We feed you all the food you need…

Godnroc,

And you haven’t chosen a name yet, but I’m happy to start calling you a nickname based off “tin” since you are made of metal.

  • Tin man
  • Rin-tin-tin
  • Tin-o-beans
LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

I can also call you Siri

ChickenLadyLovesLife, (edited )
  • Tintin
joyjoy, in "Champion of Gamblia" by PortSherry

They say this, but a teacher taught me how to play blackjack.

CaptnNMorgan,

Were you gambling with real money though?

XTornado,

The teacher was the house.

VieuxQueb, (edited ) in [Alzwards Corner] I see no problem *sneeze* with this
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s been me for long enough that I don’t react much anymore. Only took about 40 years of regular exposure. Worth it!

Signtist,

Yeah, I had cat’s growing up, and I just thought it was normal not to be able to breathe through your nose for long periods of time. By the time I moved out I wasn’t allergic anymore.

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