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Donnywholovedbowling, in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles

The real joke is the ceo admitting fault. You can always blame “the market”, “inflation” and “lackluster employee performance”!

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

Or the new one: “rightsizing”

DarkMessiah,

If I hear the word rightsizing come out of my boss’ mouth, that mouth is immediately losing a few teeth. I would legitimately prefer the boss in this comic, because at least they’re honest.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Wow so manly swoon

DarkMessiah, (edited )

It’s not manly, it’s a toxic combination of rage issues and holding everyone to the standards of being honest, with themselves and others. Get it right.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

What kind of standard do you think you’re holding by fantasizing about being violent?

DarkMessiah, (edited )

What part of “rage issues” do you not comprehend, troll?

I am well fucking aware it’s not a good thing. Just like you are well fucking aware that your bullshit comment isn’t gonna change shit.

I, on the other hand, am actively working to fix it. Just because I am aware of and honest about my own limitations does not make me less than you. Hell, it makes me better than you.

In short, piss off with your self-righteous and performative ass. Nobody wants to see it.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Not much I think, think you’re also demonstrating it in comments.

I think my comment contributes to question this kind of behavior which is still too much normalized as shown by your votes. Too many people still think it’s cool.

I’m glad you’re working on it and I hopes it improves things for you. I think answering to critics online without resorting to insults could be a good exercise. I didn’t say I was better than you, while you just did, I just wanted to point out that this behavior shouldn’t be celebrated.

BodilessGaze,

Yeah, at this point, the boss in the comic would be massive improvement over most tech CEOs. Corporate doublespeak is more infuriating than just being a fuckup

Gestrid,

over most tech CEOs.

Let’s not leave the other CEOs out of this.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I genuinely respect when people own up to their mistakes.

I’d greatly prefer a boss who says “look, this isn’t your fault, I wish I could do better by you, but it was my job to protect your job and this is where we are. Absolutely use me as a reference, reach out to me if I can do anything to help you land on your feet”

People really hate when something unfair happens and you try to pin it on them… But when you put down the titles, explain why it’s come to this, and offer to help them find a new job? That’s how you don’t burn the bridge from the other side… It doesn’t even require you to actually take responsibility, you just have to acknowledge it’s not their fault and make them feel you’re not taking it lightly

Moosemouse,

I have seen a pattern of the boss or even second-tier management not even knowing it’s about to happen. Like the now-famous Cloudflare botched “layoff-not-a-layoff” decisions are being made by folks who probably don’t even know the people they are firing, they are just names on a spreadsheet.

The good managers I’ve worked for think this way, they are there to make their team better and actually care about them as humans. For anyone thinking about going into management, every business I’ve ever seen needs more managers that care, it’s a worthwhile job and even fewer people can do it correctly than many technical jobs. Managing poorly is trivial, so we all think it’s “easy”.

bitwaba,

I think a lot of the way executives handle things like this is very similar to how kids handle problems. They continue to try to cover it up and downplay it in hopes that everything will be over soon and no one will talk about it. They say “this is an adjustment” or “it’s a transitory period” while continuing to do additional lay offs and saying “we just need to put this all behind us”, instead of ripping the bandaid off.

Just treat people like another adult on equal footing with you. It’s not that hard.

nilloc,

HR will say it’s your fault so that the company saves on severance and unemployment insurance reimbursements. They pass off those costs to state taxes and the fired employees.

Admitting fault and admitting they are firing perfectly capable workers is more expensive and hurts the bottom line, which is all they are really there to protect.

bitwaba,

Yeah, that’s my point. By not acknowledging how bad it is, it makes it worse. People get mentally exhausted, and productivity drops. They think they can fool people into believing this are sliiiiiiiiightly better, which means the company should do better. But that’s based on the belief that your employees don’t see through your bullshit. Any benefit they get from trying to game employee’s responses (read: get them to believe your corporate bullshit) they end up losing more through the negative impact it has on those left standing after the firings.

nilloc,

I agree on the outcome, I’m saying they don’t care what the fired employee really thinks, they just need to cover their asses in the event an employee sues them. And they are also doing it to discourage the fired employee from suing by showing them they’ve already built a case against them.

wieson,

I wish my workplace would rightsize the workload

phoneymouse,

“I take full responsibility. You’re fired.”

JayDee, in "How do you know" by War and Peas

People seem to be freaking out about vegan thing.

I am pretty sure the artist is referring to the owner literally going out and buying either wet food with meat chunks or some other meal with meat directly in it, as opposed to dry food with no meat bits.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, (edited )
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Kibble is still made with meat in it it’s just been pressed and dehydrated.

It’s a reference to some stupid ass vegans that think obligate carnivores can survive on a plant based diet.

JayDee,

I’m aware healthy dry food contains meat. It’s fundamentally necessary for cats. I could understand vegans not wanting raw or preserved meat in their house, and I think having dry food would be an easy compromise for most vegans, but the ones who are very loving of their pet companions would keep wet food and meat treats for their cats despite it.

Quite frankly if a vegan is so bad at research that they don’t know cats need meat, I doubt they’d realize that dry food contains meat, and vice versa.

I think you are assuming something worse to be needlessly angry. I think you have an implicit bias that most vegans are idiots and that’s lead you to your assumption.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a reason I said some vegans and not all.

I don’t really care what people choose to eat. If you’re vegan good for you, same with vegetarian or whatever diet you prefer.

I’ve just seen stories about vegans starving animals of proper nutrients trying to prove animals can survive on plant based diets and it’s been a joke for a long time.

JayDee,

I am doubtful the author is going to drop something macabre like that, as a passing statement, in a comic about a robot wondering if he’s loved.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I mean they’re already referencing that loving something means giving it what it needs to flourish despite personal beliefs.

That’s kinda the same reference just with a positive spin attempting to informative

agent_flounder, in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

And by, “the” I mean, “my”.

hark, in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I love being told that “we” need to tighten our belts by an executive that gets millions upon millions in total compensation.

Nahaelem, (edited ) in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles

Some of you will be laid off, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

jordanlund, in Face the consequences - Work Chronicles
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

"I don’t understand! This is the 5th company I’ve owned that has failed! Why can’t I find the right people?!?!?!’

MaxVoltage, in A fish out of water
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Mild

Mango, in [Alzwards Corner] I see no problem *sneeze* with this

I beat my allergies into submission. No drugs. Only tolerance.

ZoopZeZoop,

Do you eat a lot of honey, by chance?

SomeoneSomewhere, in The quackening

RELEASE THE QUACKEN

ripcord,

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Just be warned… he’s a real party animal

GrammatonCleric, in The quackening
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

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  • robotica,

    Why did you upvote the first one and downvote the rest?

    AlmightySnoo,
    @AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

    They won’t be spared 😔

    Papanca,

    When i learned about bread years ago, i went outside with all the peas and goodies i could find. The ducks approached me, waiting for some bread. I gave them peas and they did not understand what it was and refused to even inspect it. It ended with me giving up, laying it on the ground and retreating. And even then, they did not bother to check…

    ripcord,

    Worked for me.

    You apparently fed some weird-ass ducks :)

    Papanca,

    I don’t think they ever had been fed anything other than bread. They had no idea that i was offering them food. I’ve also never seen anyone feed them something healthy. Honestly, i think most people here have no idea whatsoever that bread is unhealthy and also disrupts the peace and quiet of female ducks; a study showed that ducks were fed so much bread that the males had basically all day to chase females around.

    PrinceWith999Enemies, in The quackening

    I’m glad he got hugged by a duck when he was feeling down.

    OsrsNeedsF2P, in The quackening

    I need more duck memes in my life

    FuglyDuck, (edited )
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
    usualsuspect191, in The quackening

    Charles and Mambo got jacked

    moistclump, in Leo, The Giant Underground Fungus

    Funguses are so neat.

    sundray,

    It’s true! But a sadly underrated biological kingdom.

    Matumb0, in The quackening

    Actually feeding bread or any other human food is not good for Ducks/Gease etc. So please do not feed them human food. It really makes me angry and shows only ignorance towards animals.

    misterundercoat,

    Stale Bread Man is the real villain here.

    AlmightySnoo,
    @AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

    Plot twist: he gave them protein bread, that’s why they’re all buff

    chepox,

    Why is bread bad for ducks?

    fitjazz,

    It doesn’t really have any nutritional value for them but it fills them up so they don’t eat as much of the things that they should be eating to get proper nutrition.

    nBodyProblem,

    It’s just junk food for birds

    Honestly I think the hate for bread is a little out of hand. Is it nutritious? No, but it’s not poison either. As long as it’s only a small part of their diet it’s not hurting anything.

    I have a pet bird and 90% of her diet is nutritionally dense foods, but she still gets nibbles of bread and tortillas and so forth because small amounts of treats are perfectly fine. Same concept.

    MilitantAtheist, (edited )

    They can’t get any nutrients from it, they get full on the bread and starve, the high carb content can also give them deformed wings.

    Feed them chopped up salad, corn, rice, grapes, or bird seed.

    Source: I’m a game developer and I know how to Google.

    CurlyMoustache,
    @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

    My ducks loved worms and (boiled) potatoes

    deweydecibel,

    and shows only ignorance towards animals.

    I mean…yeah? Most people are ignorant of things like this because they don’t know any better. I can’t be particularly upset at some random park goer that doesn’t know all the nutritional needs of a duck, because why would I assume that’s knowledge they would have? Feeding ducks bread is sort-of ingrained in the public mind, it will take education and time to undo that.

    I’ve seen signs up at some parks lately that explain this to people, and that’s a start, but they need to be more widespread, and it will take time.

    Rooskie91,

    Showing compassion to strangers and not assuming ill will? Sir the Internet is going to have to ask you to leave. /S

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