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bionicjoey, in The first Peanuts comic strip - 1950

This is pretty clever and funny for a cartoon from the 50s. Feels like it would fit in with modern webcomic humour no problem

samus12345,
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Modern version: additional panel where the kid pulls out his phone and says, “I’m gonna bully him on social media!”

dudinax,

Original peanuts was cutting edge about 20% of the time.

rustydomino, in Sleeping position
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Sleeping on my back is soooo relaxing… when I can fall asleep. For some reason I have the hardest time falling asleep on my back, but when it does happen it’s bliss.

GlendatheGayWitch,

I have managed to sleep on my back once in my life. It was also the only night that I slept with my eyes open because I was so exhausted

force,

i don’t sleep on my back because it causes frequent sleep paralysis. i find it more comfortable than my side usually but i don’t want to be attacked by the jack o lantern horse guy while i’m in my bed

poppy,

I literally can’t fall asleep on my back lol. I can lay there for an hour and then the minute I roll over on my side or stomach I’ll fall asleep.

i_like_birds,

Exactly!! My body literally rejects sleep if I’m on my back. And sleeping on a plane semi reclined? Forget it

GhostlyPixel,
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If I sleep on my back I get the most vivid and long nightmares, and, if I fall asleep in another position and then wake up from a nightmare, I’m almost always on my back. Not sure what it is, fiancée says I don’t snore or sound like I have trouble breathing.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Yo same. I have so many pillows that I have to arrange specifically to cradle my neck in a certain way or I’ll wake up with a headache and stiff neck. My neck is most comfy when I’m on my back, but the rest of my body disagrees.

qooqie, in Bad dog!

Didn’t realize it was a mustache on red guy, thought he was just kinda shocked the entire comic

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, and he’s surprisingly non-shocked in the last panel, which implies that his dog has likely done this before.

OpenStars,
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He trained him well…

Annoyed_Crabby, in Oblivious
THE_ANON, in "Ooops my chamber of secrets" by Port Sherry

Can’t they just lie so they don’t have to clean ?

FrostyTrichs,

Wizards can’t lie, it’s in the Bible.

nieceandtows, in ‘NEXT TO HER’ [OC] (Oldie from the archive)

Monkey’s paw

troyunrau, in Get a millenium falcon!
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The hydrologist in me always asks: why dig a well at the top of the hill? Surely that is more effort than digging it at the bottom of the hill where the water table is closer to the surface.

But I guess wells like this predate modern hydrology. And outhouses and such could be polluting the water as it flows down gradient. So the water at the top of the hill was likely cleaner and safer to drink…

I’d wish for clean drinking water in every well. ;)

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

It is a divine rain reservoir.

Seasoned_Greetings,

A true man of the people! With the right connections, you’d do quite well in 14th century Europe!

FlyingSquid,
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Aren’t ancient wells often based on where springs were? Springs are often at the top of hills, aren’t they?

troyunrau,
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This is a misapprehension. Springs are on hillsides, not hilltops. Basically, imagine there are two surfaces: the ground, and the water table. In some places, usually on hillsides, the water table will intersect the surface. Where that happens, a spring will exist.

But that water has to be under pressure for this to happen – this is known as the hydrological gradient. Water flows down hill on the surface, and down gradient under ground. In order for there to be pressure on the water, enough to force it out a hillside, the water table somewhere in the hill needs to be physically higher in altitude than the spring.

In other words, it rains on top of the hill, and the rain soaks into the ground. That water wants to flow downhill, so it flows out of the ground on the sides of the hills. But this means a spring will never flow from the top of a hill.

ADTJ,

Conjecture: if you assume people also live on the hill, it would be easier to carry pails back down than to carry them up from the bottom of the hill.

troyunrau,
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Only in a 2D world with the directions being limited to “up” and “down”. Carrying it laterally around the circumference of the hill would be equally probable.

bradorsomething,

Wishes flow best in vuggy volcanic strata, so well location is based on luck hitting a vug or interconnected seam. Any wishes in sandstone were used up millennia ago for plants to eat or, apparently in one case, death by meteor.

ininewcrow, in Another Year Over [Safely Endangered]
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Earth and Moon are fine … they’ll keep spinning for about another half a billion years.

It’s us, the tiny little bacterial infestation on the surface that has to worry.

LazaroFilm,
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Although the moon is slowly backing away…

Cqrd, (edited )

You would too when the sun is looking at the earth that way. Also I guess slightly better than the alternative of slowly approaching.

AgnosticMammal,

Yeah rip solar eclipses

RIP_Cheems, in [Redacted title] - War and peas
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

WHY ARE WE SENDING ASMR TO ALIENS?

sbv,

The Earth OnlyFans market is saturated.

Crul, (edited ) in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

I’ve heard lemmy has a thing for beanz… so it seemed appropriate.

rikudou,
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idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

But it happened this year (•_•)

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

Few months is 84 years in internet time. Quick maths.

illi, (edited )

Except on the weeks when we don’t poop

BeanGoblin, in "Out of Step" by MrLovenstein
@BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That “10,000 steps” thing was just made up to sell step counters, btw. There’s no scientific evidence supporting it.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Healthy Living is just Big Health trying to get you to live longer so you buy more merchandise before you die.

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

So true

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. Everyone knows you only need 9999 to stay healthy

Zekas,

Not true either. 10k just came out of this Japanese company selling step counters for the Olympics, far as I remember because the sign for 10k vaguely looks like someone walking. Definitely healthy to walk, but 10k is likely more than necessary. Ultimately as with all things, it’s catchy but your need will be individual.

johan,
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Plenty of evidence that physical activity is healthy though. Not disputing the 10,000 steps being made up but absolutely a good thing to regularly go for a walk.

3ntranced, in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

This is why I like weed. All the fun of the buildup, with no dropoff.

hglman,

Weed makes me hallucinate while being super paranoid, it’s not actually safe for me to be unsupervised.

Okkai,

Weed mostly just gives me anxiety since I hit 30. I used to be a daily smoker in my teens and twenties.

3ntranced,

I hope this is common because I haven’t had that type of high since legalization hit and I miss it.

LillyPip,

I have to go off it for a month or so every so often because I go from ‘this is a nice feeling, I want to go to sleep’ when coming down to suicidal anxiety after a while. Not exactly a hangover, but it’s not ideal.

After a tolerance break, I’m fine again, but what the hell is that?

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I got to the point with weed where the first bowl of the day made me feel great with the standard high, second bowl was meh and after the third bowl I just had tremendously negative and stressful thought patterns all the time. It didn’t help that this was all before 7 AM.

LillyPip,

Three bowls before 7am is a feat, though.

omgarm, in WFH

Cats don’t care. You should consider yourself blessed for being allowed to look at their butthole.

PedroG14, in Too soon!
drolex,

Noobish kdr. Max 10 millions deaths, somewhere between a French general during WWI (not counting German casualties) and minor paranoid dictators. Too much time larping as a psychopathic torturer, not enough time getting the job done. Mao killed several million people on a good mood, that’s professionalism.

DragonTypeWyvern,

That’s ridiculous, you can’t judge the genocidal madmen KDA on body count alone, Leopold simply did more evil with less resources than anyone ever!

Starting position matters, and Leopold came from behind to become one of the worsts.

WhiteHawk,

While it has proven difficult to accurately estimate the pre-colonial population and the amount by which it changed under the Congo Free State, estimates for the Congolese population decline during Leopold’s rule range from 1 million to 15 million.

That’s a lot, but not even close to Mao

jollyrogue, in "Fortune Teller" by Pervis Comics

It’s so sad he doesn’t get into arts school. 🙁

SonnyVabitch,

Godwin’s law is stronger than any of Newton’s.

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