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Fixbeat, in 14 October 2023

…or it’s an old fart and they “help” by being a condescending grumpy asshole.

wreckedcarzz,
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“look sonny back in the good old days we’d pay a nickel to the [redacted] on the corner and he’d figure it all out lickety split, sometime we’d even let em keep the nickel. then they gave em equal rights and that’s what really caused the world wars, you see, the balance of power was threatened and germany knew it and…”

not-slowly backing away

(this has been not far off from most of my boomer and older random interactions in public; or something like they are holding a nice conversation with you and then mention the 5G covid nano robots that are going to activate next Thursday and start killing everyone. I just want to buy my thing and go home, please stop talking.)

Chariotwheel, in 14 October 2023

I have the opposite experience, I have to keep telling people that I don't need help. I don't know if I just look that helpless or clueless.

JoMiran,
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My wife gets that a lot.

techingtenor,

They’re just trained to approach you pretty much no matter what. Leaving people alone means youre missing out on opportunities for good business I guess. Just annoying to me, especially when I was working at one.

wreckedcarzz,
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Now I’m imagining you at work and the jackasses from the Northside store come flooding in and asking customers if they need help. Like a home depot turf war, with customers in the crossfire, running and screaming.

Chariotwheel,

The best idea I've ever seen was a documentation about a shop that had baskets of different colours. One meant "talk to me, I may need help" and one meant "leave me alone, I know what I am doing". That is a great idea for everyone.

Sharkwellington, in 14 October 2023

There just straight up aren’t enough people manning retail stores anymore.

itsgroundhogdayagain, in 14 October 2023

I’m too proud to ask for help so I wander around Lowes for 20 minutes trying to find it. Sometimes the website will tell me where it is. I have much better luck at Home Depot.

Seraph,
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Maybe just ask for help and reap the gain in sanity next time.

porkins,

This is true. I always try to see if I can find the aisle and bin on the website before asking. Some things are tricky though like paint. Depending upon the store, the paint people are either nice or rude. It matters if it’s a wealthy area.

CompostMaterial, in 14 October 2023

Truth.

ImplyingImplications, in 12 October 2023

Clever pun

fiercekitten, in 10 October 2023

All self-described alpha males are alpha releases

JohnnyEnzyme, in Random 8-12-2012

Haha, that’s the best riff on that classic since the Simpsons’ alien abduction ep.

Altho this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3z3DJBbng Simpsons bit gave me some vibes.

blackluster117, in 1 October 2023
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K.O.!

usualsuspect191, in 29 September 2023

Goldilocks and the gay cowboys

SpaceCowboy, in Random 2015-5-17
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

No! It’s a drill bit bit!

collegefurtrader, in Random 2015-5-17

Grandpa called it a “drill motor”

Anticorp, in 18 September 2023

Some people did have cell phones in 1985. The Brick was available in 1983, and there were car phones and trunk phones before that.

sincle354, in Fool proof plan

My man painted over his eyes and the empty space in his own mouth. I gotta get whatever paint he's buying.

QT1, in Fool proof plan

Seems like this idea… backfired

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