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aeronmelon, in *Couldn't make it as an ottoman*

“Never made it as a loveseat either…”

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Tired of living like a sectional

ILikeBoobies, in This

People make this out to be worse than it is, it’s not a big deal and probably better for the players in the sense that it makes the event more casual

meliaesc,

They didn’t travel to the white house expecting or hoping for “casual”. They got cold fast food because the entire government had been shut down.

ILikeBoobies,

They went because they felt they had to

Anything that makes it more casual and less of an obligation is a good thing

meliaesc,

This reflects more of your opinion about obligations, or how you would feel in this situation, than anything else.

ILikeBoobies,

Lol

meliaesc,

It’s an honor to be invited to dinner with the leader of your country. When that leader can’t pay the staff to make the dinner, so he orders McDonald’s, it’s not a relief.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

It’s not an honour, it’s work

Same as if the CEO of your company brought you out to eat

Stop idolizing people, it’s dumb

meliaesc,

You’re being honoured for your work achievements…

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Your work pizza party is the same, it’s still just work

meliaesc,

You’re right, and I’m sure Narges Mohammadi was absolutely annoyed about her récent “pizza party”.

socsa,

Being in the same room with a fascist is never ok.

ILikeBoobies,

How is that at all relevant to what he served?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If I just won a national championship and was invited to the White House, I wouldn’t think, “I hope this is a casual affair.”

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Well you probably never accomplished anything but most people, especially athletes who have had to be on a strict diet all season would rather party and just joke amongst themselves

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you think Trump saying, “there’s a partial government shutdown, so we can’t give you a fancy catered dinner full of the fanciest food you’re ever likely to eat in your life because it is literally made for the world’s royalty, but instead I’ve dug deep into my rich man pockets and spent $3000 on some room temperature Big Macs and Chick-Fil-A” is something that would appeal to them? Yeah, I guess you’re right. I mean it’s not like you’d want to be treated like a king after winning a national championship. Much better to have to travel to DC at the team’s expense and have the president buy them the worst possible burger he could have bought them.

But sure, it’s because I’ve never accomplished anything that I wouldn’t understand why someone would be honored to eat a Big Mac paid for out of Trump’s generous pockets when he could have had lobster flown in fresh from Maine. Or, I don’t know, catered well-made burgers from a good burger place. I’m guessing D.C. has one or two local places that might just possibly taste a little better than what they’ve got at McDonald’s.

ILikeBoobies,

Much better would be drinking all night and not going at all

how did you get “honoured to eat a burger” from “not as big a deal as people make it”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not even that it’s a burger. It’s that he put it on display as a banquet, talked about how he paid for it personally, and he acted like they should be honored to eat the burger.

And, again, maybe it’s because I’ve “never accomplished anything” that I would hope that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES would spring for more than a cold Big Mac after inviting me to the WHITE HOUSE.

I’d do what I could to offer those guys more than a cold Big Mac if I invited them to my house and I’m by no means someone who brags about his fabulous wealth.

I think they deserved to be treated better regardless of you think what they would have wanted because of all of your amazing accomplishments. I’m sorry, but your Nobel Prize doesn’t mean they aren’t entitled to be treated with at least the modicum of dignity as a visiting head of state.

I mean at the absolute very least keep them warm instead of taking them all out for a photo op where they’ll get cold! Is that making too big a deal out of it? Saying they were entitled to a warm Big Mac when visiting the President of the United States at the White House who brags to you about paying for it with his own money?

ILikeBoobies,

I thought by now you would have deleted this since it illustrates how people blow it way out of proportion

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, expecting someone to get warm food when they get invited to the White House is an embarrassing position and I don’t know why I haven’t deleted it yet. Maybe it’s my lack of accomplishments.

General_Effort, in Yes

Something about this feels oddly like a captcha.

Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

anarchrist,

No, it is the bad kind of puppy. We also would have accepted “a letter from your sweety”.

dog_, in I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me...

Nothing to do, no where to go-oh

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

just get me to the airport, put me on a plane.

dog_,

hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane.

blahsay, in Ummm... I think I'm lost? NSFW
Siegfried,

Gern geschehen

PlantDadManGuy, in GTA: Real life

Random Boomer tech question. Does anyone know why Lemmy will not load videos while I use sync?

rainerloeten,
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

Best ask that in the sync community, hopefully someone there can help :)

figjam,

I was 100% certain it was a problem with me… Thank you for your service

EfreetSK, (edited )
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

It’s apparently a bug in Sync, the bug ticket has been already created. For the time being I copy the link and open it in the browser which seems to work

Links:

lemmy.world/post/10243065

github.com/laurencedawson/sync-for-lemmy/…/468

phorq, in Ummm... I think I'm lost? NSFW

Why am I getting Bobobo vibes? There better not be an epic battle of ass hair vs pubic hair happening just outside…

VikingHippie,

Hot take: just like beard growth, ass hair doesn’t show up until puberty and as such IS pubic hair.

MagicPterodactyl,

By that logic isn’t beard hair also pubic hair?

VikingHippie,

Yeah, and I meant to say as much. Sorry if I wasn’t clear enough heh

S_204, in The lamest countries

Missing the Palestinian flag there Buddy.

SouthEndSunset,

*Israeli

S_204,

Another dope who’s swallowed Iran’s Propaganda. Good job. Israel didn’t start it in October, or in '48 or any of the wars in between.

SouthEndSunset,

Either way, it doesn’t make Israel’s actions right.

S_204,

No but it makes them justified. When faced with an existential threat, there is no choice but to eliminate it.

This all ends when Hamas gives up their terroristic control. Even the Arabs understand that and are including it in their peace deal negotiations.

SouthEndSunset,

You didn’t read the article. Your statements make no sense.

S_204,

It’s a picture not an article…and you still struggled to read it. LoL.

SouthEndSunset,

You don’t read pictures. You look at them. This is a meme. As you were.

DarkDarkHouse, in Nature's dental floss.
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Celery: water with hair in it

cm0002,

c/TIHI

saltesc, in This is the companion to the books "It's not my fault" and "My brother did it"

I think it’s more like 5% are so bad, it’s enough to muddle over the average and make the average feel divine. I notice really good drivers almost as often and they’re a pleasure to be behind on a long drive.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It only takes one bad driver to seriously mess up traffic is the reason tbh.

You can unironically have 100 people be perfectly coordinated at driving. One person decides to just be a dick at driving and it’ll have a ripple effect where all 100 people in a row suddenly lose coordination due to having to make rapid adjustments for dick driver

Socsa, in I'm not picky...

Ok, but like boy nuts or girl nuts?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

At this point in my life… IDC 🤷.

Socsa,

I just need to know what to wear

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look like a woman, that’s all that’s needed.

hswolf, in I'm not picky...
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

who’s the creator, the image is too low res for me

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wouldn’t know, got it from the wild.

And the image is low res, yes.

dastechniker,
fadingembers, (edited )
@fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

that’s nice, such a good artist, the humor is on point as well

empireOfLove2, (edited ) in Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
einlander,

Don’t forget to get Jesus juice.

Siegfried, in Happy Same Year!

2019 was 6 years ago?.. holy shit

nxdefiant,

Eh, 4 actual whole years + like 3 days.

EdibleFriend, in Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

I recall seeing an item on a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00” or “the freeloader: extra long fork, $0.00”

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol

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