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Slovene, in Nature's dental floss.

You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck!

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Somehow burns the cereal

Got_Bent, in I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me...

I just sent this to my twenty two year old daughter.

She instantly understood it and had a good laugh.

I raised that kid right I tell ya.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My 13-year-old is also a Ramones fan. She discovered them on her own!

Got_Bent, (edited )

Sharing music has been a thing between us since I used to make up stupid songs to sing to her in the bouncy chair.

We played endless CDs on car trips when she was little and we’d sit out in the back yard listening to music on nice days.

When she learned to read, she would have me print out lyrics so she could sing along.

I took her to her first concert when she was thirteen - X and Blondie at the state fair.

We’ve gone to hundreds of shows since, built a substantial record collection together, driven around the country to attend festivals, met and hung out with lots of musicians, and now we send each other links and suggestions since we live several states apart.

She became a hell of a sax player and a reasonably competent guitar player through all of it.

It’s been the best bonding experience ever.

klemptor,

Holy shit I would’ve loved to see X!

Vandals_handle, (edited )
@Vandals_handle@lemmy.world avatar

Their latest show was NYE, you probably will have an opportunity to see X in 2024. Also sometimes play with Dave Alvin as The Knitters (Minus Billy Zoom)

www.xtheband.com/the-shows2

Got_Bent,

A couple years later we got to hang out with Exene for about an hour or so. Just the three of us. She’s both off the charts crazy and unbelievably kind. It’s a strange juxtaposition that fits her perfectly.

That happened because by random chance, several hours before the show, she saw my daughter wearing an Exene T-shirt, so she came up to us and we all just started talking.

At the end of the show, she personally gave my daughter the set list and one of DJ’s drum sticks.

That was one helluva day for us.

Klicnik, in Do NOT let them Colorize Willie! It will ruin our Heritage!
@Klicnik@sh.itjust.works avatar

I searched for “colored Willies” to see what that would look like. It was not what I expected.

distantsounds,

Disregard the one that looks like 3/4" toadstool. Fake news

flambonkscious,

Thanks for being the fall guy - you make the rest of us like good!

Lauchs, in I just hate it when a relationship becomes too demanding. Sorry.

Pretty sure Newt Gingrich did that but with cancer. And then continued to lecture about the lack of morality on the Left.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Hey Newt Gingrich may have abandoned his dying wife but men engaging in consensual sex. They are the real bad guys /s

usualsuspect191, in Do NOT let them Colorize Willie! It will ruin our Heritage!

I like how the box highlights the boobs

bstix, in Just do it.

If the people I usually give this information to actually liked me, they wouldn’t be marking up the prices in the first place.

Walmart doesn’t just charge $4 for milk because it’s the market price or something. They do that because they fucking hate you and want all of your money.

Feirdro,

Nah, it’s not personal, it’s just a monopoly.

They do it because they killed all the mom and pop stores.

AnotherExist, in ❌ fissh

do not the fish (it bites)

rockerface,

How about I do anyway

bdonvr, in Two sides to Korea

America absolutely wrecked the situation in Korea and for little other reason than rabid anticommunist sentiment.

Crashumbc,

While the US has done shitty stuff and did even in Korea.

I would bet almost all of South Korea prefers their current situation over having the entire peninsula look like N.K. and living like that.

bdonvr,

Perhaps the DPRK wouldn’t be as poor and reclusive if they hadn’t had almost all the cities in the north bombed until there was nothing left by Americans. And South Korea’s situation was really not that great either for a long time. It was led by brutal US installed leaders like Singman Rhee. The north was much better off by most metrics until later on.

EndlessApollo,

“DPRK” opinion invalidated

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Same goes for “USA” ?

Strawberry,

using the names of countries I don’t like is bad. i am very smart

MindSkipperBro12,

I hope you call Russia the Russian Federation, Germany as the Federal Republic of Germany, etc.

Strawberry,

There are a number of states that involve split countries, contested land, or military occupation, where it is useful to be specific. Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland both exist in the country of Ireland. DPRK and ROK both exist in the country of Korea. Israel and occupied Palestine both exist in the country of Palestine. Republic of Somalia and Republic of Somaliland both exist in the country of Somalia. The PRC and ROC both exist within the country of China. Before reunification, there were the DDR/GDR and BRD/FRG in the country of Germany

Alsephina,

? They’re just using the real name.

Do you get mad when people call “America” USA?

afraid_of_zombies,

About as mad as I get when I hear people calling the French Republic “France” or the United States of Mexico “Mexico”.

EndlessApollo,

That’s a thing normal people call the US, I’ve never heard someone call it the DPRK who wasn’t a weird tankie that circlejerks about how cool north Korea is and how Putin is getting the gang back together and shit

TheDankHold,

So it’s better despite having an equally brutal regime? With a leader worship akin to Ancient Rome? It feels like you’re splitting hairs tbh.

crackajack,

North Korea had higher standards of living than South Korea until the 1980s. Bombing hasn’t really got anything to with how bad North Korean system is.

MindSkipperBro12,

Maybe North Korea wouldn’t suck if they didn’t start a war that they couldn’t win.🤷🏿

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s undeniable that the embargo is responsible for quite a lot of economic suffering in North Korea while only strengthening the Kim monarchy’s grip.

It’s also undeniable that the South Korean government eventually reformed their way out of fascism. Was that narrow, twisty, and decades long path worth the war that was fought, given it is also simply impossible to say what would have happened if the Allies had let the fascists in South Korea be conquered?

Would that have strengthened the Kims, or would they be more like the modern Vietnamese government? Or would they just have been annexed by the PRC?

sebinspace, in GTA: Real life

Someone’s a little methed up…

bobs_monkey,

Methew and Methany just mething around

duviobaz, in Sophie's choice 70s edition

Idgf if you call me a pedophile but they’re right with their point that the AOC is too high. Having a multiple-stage system like many advanced countries do, like Germany, where it begins with 14, loosens up with 16 and fully at 18 is good. That’s because it acknowledges the development of humans. Development is a process. Humans in reality are not a simplistic lifeform from a philosophical thought experiment, thinking that it should be illegal before one turns 18 and immediately legal a second thereafter is just nonsensical to me. It doesn’t cut off like that, there’s no such hard barrier or edge where it suddenly turns from morally bad to not morally bad.

Katrisia, (edited )

I think that if the age of consent is gradual, the age difference allowed should too.

First scenario, two 15 year olds decide to start their sexual life together. They’re fully informed. Nobody is taking advantage. It’s very different to a second scenario where a 17 year old is dating a 36 year old.

It’s funny because the problem is usually described with terms these specific French philosophers used: power dynamics. It is too unbalanced. The adult has way more power than the teenager and that’s not healthy, it can even be dangerous.

I would argue that we should be careful with age differences until our early-mid twenties, even if the law gives us a free pass from our 18th birthday. But, anyway, yeah, in the second scenario the teenager is older than the first ones, so we’d assume that if the first ones were okay the second too, but the age difference matters IMHO.

anhkagi, in ❌ fissh
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

dont eat the fish

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Why would I eat it? It costs 200 in stocks.

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is for petting

Xeroxchasechase, in Lemmy glitterpost

The h’ and l’ below are making me dizzy

kamenlady, (edited )
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

It’s mostly the top of the i’ touching the end of the h’ that makes me gasp for air

rothaine,

Rare vertical keming

4grams, in We made it guys
@4grams@awful.systems avatar

I’m about to board a plane… we’ll see.

4grams, (edited )
@4grams@awful.systems avatar

Well, I made it. Fuck that year.

LemmyKnowsBest, in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

Mmm sausage party

PopcornPrincess,

Looks like a milking table.

fossphi,

Better than a lemon party

LemmyKnowsBest,

There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and
  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

fossphi,

You’re doing good, soldier. To be honest, I’ve also not watched them but I know the context. You’re not missing out

fossphi, in Humans Against Shitting

It’s not the shitting which annoys me, it’s the wiping. It’s frustrating and such a time waste

over_clox,

Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning…

fossphi,

Born to shit, forced to wipe

original_reader,

You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.

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