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effward, in Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus
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RGB3x3,
HerbalGamer,
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Well that’s fucking glorious.

RGB3x3,
RGB3x3, (edited )
makingStuffForFun, in The human sized thumb is getting angry.
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news.com.au/…/0e691bfafc89e2d1511a7cbdfd074e9c

A bit of backstory on that for you.

Chocrates,

This idiot still spouts fun shit. This year he said that workers need to feel the pain. Meaning that we need to learn our place and continue to be wage slaves.

harmsy, in Aliens decide to communicate with us

In one sense? Very, very much. I hope y’all like tentacles. In another sense, the complete opposite of screwed. I hope y’all like free healthcare.

harmsy,

Also, mommydommes. With tentacles.

vzq, in This is just cruel

You sound like a hipster taking about music.

DumbAceDragon, (edited )
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Clearly you’ve never had your blorbo get youtooz’d

sentient_loom, in New Lemmy trend incoming
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I put cocoa powder in my chili.

lapommedeterre,

Yeah, same here.

RudeOnTuesdays,

Yeah, cocoa powder enhances the flavor of the chili without making it taste like chocolate. What’s going on this picture is a crime though.

solidgrue, (edited )
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To be fair, the ratio of milk chocolate (15%) to dark chocolate (80%) works out to about 70% cocoa.

Chef put in about 10x too much, but maybe we don’t know how deep that pot is.

I say give it its day in court before we start thowibg around words like 'crime" or “inhumane”

Still,
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iirc Hershey’s dark is only 45% so basically milk chocolate

solidgrue,
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If that’s true then I’m not afraid to start lobbing terms like “crimes against humanity” around

How deep does this rabbit hole.go???

RudeOnTuesdays,

I stand by the statement that adding Hershey’s to anything, including the human body, is a misdemeanor at best.

sentient_loom,
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Just to be dramatic I’ll go one step further and call this terrorism.

solidgrue,
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I pulled up short of “genocide,” but someone else alread pointed out it is Hershey’s in that pot.

Valmond, in Why is this so hard

Put the opening “line” between your big hands and rub it; both hands goes along the “opening line”, one hand moves one way, the other hand the other way for say some centimetres or an inch or two, change direction, repeat.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Sometimes works, sometimes I’m rubbing away like a boy scout trying to get his fire starter merit badge

thorbot, in If only it was like that

50 degree Fahrenheit is perfect. Fahrenheit is still retarded though

OrteilGenou,

Pretty sure Fahrenheit is dead

thorbot,

Not in the US

OrteilGenou,

Hate to break it to you, but he died in 1736

JoMiran, in New Lemmy trend incoming
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I am pretty sure that is not how you make Mole.

aelwero,

Nice to mole you. Meet you. Nice to meet you mole.

Don’t say mole.

I said Mole.

Nerorero, in Not the couch!
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I don’t understand. What couch peels???

eya,
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leather couches

Nerorero,
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Fake leather tho, right? I never had a leather couch that peels

eya,
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fake leather or bad real leather

Anyolduser,

The term to look out for is “bonded leather”.

namelivia, in Amazed these aren't real

Actually, the Monster Energy one is real, I got one exactly like the one in the picture when I was 17 at a skateboarding competition and carried it in my wallet for like 3 years before throwing it away because it expired

MaxHardwood,

Protip for anybody who carries condoms:

The typical condom should ideally be kept for less than an hour in your wallet, pocket, or purse.

Condoms that are constantly moved or rubbed against each other can cause wear and tear, making them less effective. Extreme heat (around 104°F/40°C) can cause latex to become weak and sticky.

Not sure on the accuracy but it’s been good advice since at least the 90’s to not use a condom that has been kept in a wallet for more than a day.

namelivia,

Yeah, there was no real chance of using it, it just looked cool in there

768, in NASA has some explaining to do

That sounds like the story of those Christians who were afraid of lightning rods because it might interfere with their God’s ability to punish people by lightning.

Flax_vert,

Or the ones who thought street lighting was demonic. This pattern has basically occurred repeatedly throughout history

768,

I consider these associations of QOL improvements with mythical characteristics attempts of narrative control, with which religious leaders could exert power over new developments. My assumption is that previously, organised religions were powerful and agile enough in their narrative that those new development could be held in control of the religion, but with the beginning of exponential and distributed knowledge production they were kinda outnumbered and became as weird as they are today. I have no motivation or sources to back this up, though.

Flax_vert,

Sorry mate, I think you’re just crazy.

It’s likely just paranoid people using religion to justify their paranoia

MissJinx, in Anatomy of a shitpost
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Excuse-me, that’s Batman for you sir

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

You misspelled Cleric John Preston.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Must be a pissing contest in there

Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

hungryphrog,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

FlyingSquid,
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Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

FlyingSquid,
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I’d like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Into the balls for safe storage.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’ve had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it’s weird behavior. Not sure what’s wrong with these people.

ILikeBoobies,

Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

And sometimes it’s just weird people

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

EdibleFriend, (edited )
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Imma find you and do that to you.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

😳

Slovene, (edited )

Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw

thatsTheCatch, (edited ) in The most relaxing part of driving in a city.

I find no part of driving through a city relaxing, but this would be the least stressful for me

aeki,

Whenever we drive through one of these we’re stressed about finding the right exit and the GPS stops working inside the tunnels so we end up coming out where we didn’t mean to.

We don’t own a car or anything anymore, but I really don’t miss these.

jettrscga, in Good morning madam

My cat saw this. She’s christian.

Wtf bro.

LemmyKnowsBest,

[NSFC]

Slovene,

NSFP

Not Safe For Pussy

In both senses of the word.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I like how you named your cat Christian. Say hi to her from me!

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