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NegativeLookBehind, in Reel Big FishGPT
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

I’d much prefer cold, soulless murder machines

ObsceneGondolier,

Closest we can do is The Suicide Machines

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Kill me.

AlataOrange, in Coincidence?!

I can’t believe it… THE AUSTRALIANS ARE STEALING OUR LAND!!! AMERICA IT IS TIME TO LIBERATE AUSTRALIA!!!

lugal,
OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Why... is there oil there? :-P

pimento64, (edited )

It has other resources, and I’m sure we could convince conservatives that woke libtards will be triggered and owned if conservatives have blue-asbestos-eating contests

cypherix93,

Time to manifest some destiny

gravitas_deficiency,

sounds of screaming eagles in the distance

EatYouWell, in I knew it all along!

Who wants to bet he’s just a Helpdesk tech and has no idea what an actual computer engineer is?

Mamertine,

I’m a data engineer and I have no idea what a computer engineer is.

DragonTypeWyvern,

You, but actually knows things.

iusearchbtw,

I’m a computer engineer and I affirm you the earth is flat.

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know an engineer who’s into all kinds of bat-shit conspiracy theories…

TheDarksteel94,

I work in 1st level support, and we don’t want anything to do with this guy. He’s too stupid, even for us lol

unreasonabro, in Wait until they get to pineapples...

I mean if a grown man doesn’t know what that term means it’s certainly not his child’s fault. like fuck.

Mango,

Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!

21Cabbage, in Wait until they get to pineapples...

That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don’t roll around.

Agent641,

Whut?

doidera,

Só thats the code?

21Cabbage, (edited )

Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don’t even remember where to be honest.

coffeebiscuit,

So that’s why pineapple aren’t seasonal anymore.

KingThrillgore, in Wait until they get to pineapples...
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes we are. [Blocks]

coffeebiscuit,

Wait, there aren’t smilies. Maby she is really exited and can’t stop talking about this.

GrammatonCleric, in Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

How old is this tweet though

AlexWIWA,

At least three years. I saw it during the covid quarantine

idegenszavak,

No, it’s from 2022 april: twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720

But some places still had quarantine at that time.

AlexWIWA,

Sorry, you’re right. 2020 did a number on my perception of time. God damn

sawdustprophet,
@sawdustprophet@midwest.social avatar

How old is this tweet though

The account has this tweet pinned, posted April 2022.

twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720?t…

simin,

dont let this forum become repost

idegenszavak,

Less than 2 years old, 2022 april, here is the OG tweet: twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

so ancient, then

wren, (edited )
@wren@sopuli.xyz avatar
snowfalldreamland,

The tweet in the picture is from April 17 2022. so as of today it is. 1 year 8 months 5 days old.

twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720

Of course i cannot say whether this is thefirst time this joke was made.

Slovene,

Or, for Americans: 8 months 5 days 1 year old.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

What about ISO-8601?

TotallynotJessica,
@TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think it’s just Americans that put the year at the end.

Slovene,

Woosh?

KingThrillgore, (edited ) in Especially with a real one!
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I told my dad a pegging party was when you had the bros on the back of your bikes.

I’m now expecting my mom to text me back any second now.

caseyweederman,

I see our feeds align

reagansrottencorpse,

We are NOT done talking about this !

uservoid1, in Wow, my uncle has been trying to save Christmas all along!
Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Dude check out some of those other books. Brenda Beaver needs a shave was hilarious.

uservoid1, (edited )

Found them, Thanks!

Brenda’s Beaver Needs A Barber: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSHd2rnkRTE

Spank The Monkey Lends A Hand www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnSEebm8Rtc

And others…

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m actually shocked that it is just a good kids book. The main joke is on the cover, and that’s about it.

Waraugh,

It’s good that Blow could handle the load.

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in How to keep a man

Wow I can’t wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.

skyspydude1,

8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m pretty sure it’s already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.

Gestrid, (edited )

*30 minutes to two hours

No way is my body not rejecting that immediately.

FlyingSquid, in Someone didn't think out the implications.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Slavery may have been abolished, but as politics proves, you can buy anyone in the United States.

Revan343,

Also, slavery wasn’t abolished

veloxization,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

Ah, the “except” in Amendment XIII.

amanneedsamaid,

Until 1942*

Revan343,

Slavery is still legal in the US now, they just need to be convicted of a crime first. Easy enough to find crimes to put people away for, and you can even selectively enforce laws against the people/race you don’t like

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Okay but that still makes Taylor Swift owning Kanye illegal because she is a private person.

superduperenigma, (edited )

I’m sure she could put some of that $700M towards buying a private prison and then bribing the cops, the D.A., and the judge to get him sentenced there.

can,

Hell, for a mentally unwell black man they’ll do it for free.

Froyn, (edited )

Horrible site, I know, but...
https://www.restaurantdive.com/news/mcdonalds-kfc-burger-king-wendys-convict-leasing-suit-in-alabama/702375

Or is that different because they're publicly traded companies?

Cort,

Wait, so if Kanye gets convinced of a crime, T-swift could buy the private prison where he’s serving his sentence and then effectively own Kanye? Is a billion dollars enough to buy a prison? They can’t be that expensive, right?

Vespair,

Good thing the force behind enforcing laws and charging people as criminals is famously good-natured and held to the highest of accountability standards to prevent any possible corruption!

Oh wait.

amanneedsamaid,

That is not slavery, convict leasing was (worse) slavery.

can,

There you go saying prisoners are people again

TheFriar,

Disgusting thinking. Can you imagine

brbposting,

Do you think Bloomberg could’ve won last time if he spent all his money?

With a net worth of $55.9 billion, 2020 candidate Michael Bloomberg is more than 17 times richer than Trump

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I doubt it. People didn’t like him much.

BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider,

People don’t like Rick Scott but he spent enough of his money to get elected. And Bloomberg is 50 fold wealthier. And Bloomberg seems much more personable. So I don’t know.

PeterPoopshit, in Gastronomical Masterpiece

Femboy cum

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s disgusting. Where do you source yours? So I can avoid it of course.

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I can provide you with some locally and ethically sourced. For testing purposes of course

baseless_discourse,

Is the femboy in question yourself?

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar
Evil_Shrubbery,

Omg, yes, buy or cultivate local, don’t support those immoral femboy farm megacorps, they keep their femboys in cages & bdsm milked 24/5 (they get weekends off).

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Where can I apply 😳

Evil_Shrubbery,

Heinz maybe? Their German black leather uniforms are cute.

baseless_discourse, (edited )

sounds like good times NGL

Evil_Shrubbery,

It’s not all fun and games - if you are too good at your job you get promoted to quality control.

baseless_discourse,

don’t underestimate my degeneracy.

Evil_Shrubbery,

It’s over! I have the high degeneracy!

(Obviously we are fighting next to a river of femboy cum)

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

You think they get to rest?

gosling, in Gastronomical Masterpiece
@gosling@lemmy.world avatar

1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

ramble81,

But the only thing you can do is eat it. Nothing else.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not seeing the problem here.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Is the money fresh?

funny, in When you used all the cheat codes in GTA

Photo of a Brazilian street

ladicius,

Without gangsters on a motorbike?

Not credible.

Aggravationstation, in your body sucks

Just one of the many things that disproves the existence of an all knowing god.

Merry Christmas!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Nah, god factored in population control when he configured life, it’s all part of the cruel twisted game we were born into.

Aggravationstation,

Population control isn’t working out too well though

LemmyKnowsBest,

True but I mean that’s what things like autoimmune diseases are all about. They’re one of nature’s methods to fuck up people’s lives and the sooner they will die.

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