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_number8_, in Smells Like Teen Spirit

we’re letting 13 y/os on lemmy?

AnonWyo,

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

nonplayablecharacter7334,

You must be new

postmateDumbass,
AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

postmateDumbass,

God wasn’t the question. 13 year olds were. Lemmy was not happy.

AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

andrew, in Christmas day grind
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

I’ve wasted way too much time, and I’m only talking a couple minutes, trying to figure out “read that again.” Maybe the joke is that I’ve wasted the time.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

You didn’t edge to Christmas carols long enough for an effective festive grind

kautau,

“We Three Kings” is actually about the richest people in the world and everyone should edge to it to get that

Kolanaki, in A long and distinguished family
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Where calzone?

dylanmorgan,

They are all calzones: cuberule.com

comfydecal,

Thanks for the info!

asbestos, in Christmas day grind
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

weggelltggee

rmuk,

Haha gottem.

wieson, in frog

I am beef stroganoff but the beestanoff is silent

jaybone,

I make the sound of a Croatian k, but the tian is silent.

Also a ribeye bit, but the eye is silent.

Tavarin, in prick
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

What is up with Fullerton College? The university I went to it would be impossible to graduate with more than 1 degree in 3 years, and Fullerton is giving a kid 5 degrees for 3 years at college?

Pringles,

When you’re a wunderkind, exceptions are made.

wafflez, in NASA has some explaining to do

So much for all powerful

niktemadur,

The all-powerful all-knowing Creator Of The Universe… needs little old ladies to at least once a week open up their pocketbooks and make a check out to The Creator, through His official human regional managers, because The Creator Of The Universe… does not have direct access to the Federal Reserve or any of the banks, and even with a constant stream of revenue from little old ladies AND a privileged tax status, He ALWAYS seems to be bitching and whining about how He. Needs. More. Money! I guess?

LemmyKnowsBest, in made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her

If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

groucho,
@groucho@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?

OmnislashIsACloudApp,

lol you don’t have to out yourself like that bud, I’m sure you’ll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

“Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?” I’m glad I’m not your wife.

OmnislashIsACloudApp,

by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma’am

LemmyKnowsBest, in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve

No I will not tip my boss, but everything else in your post is my New Year’s resolution.

afraid_of_zombies,

I brought in a loaf of homemade bread for everyone, I told him it was there. That counts as tip.

Smoogs, (edited ) in Coincidence?!

although they aren’t antipodal of each other (at least now in current day) and Ayer’s rock is solid stone but still … yes…very suspect.

There is interesting theories about how certain mountains on the earth used to be formed to each other and as the earth separated there’s these slanting cliffs its like seeing a jigsaw puzzle pieces kinda scattered around. It’s one of my favorite theories to think about whenever I view slanting mountain cliffs

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar
Smoogs,

That’s the fault lines, yes, but think bigger : plate / continental drift.

Cheskaz,

The traditional name, Uluru, is what is commonly used in Australia.

(I’m genuinely not trying to be a dick, I’ve just not heard the British name used in decades)

Smoogs,

Its been called by both in Australia. It’s called uluru by First Nations. Important distinction. I’m from Australia too.

Cheskaz,

I wasn’t disagreeing that it’s been called both; I just haven’t heard the other name in a decade or so. Probably a filter bubble thing.

can, in BABY POWER

Kratos?

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

BOY

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll never forget the moment I learned who does the voice for Kratos in the GoW games. I’m a huge Star Gate fan, but I had never played any GoW until last year’s PC release of the 2016 title. Loved the game but didn’t think about looking up who did the voice. Someone posted his award speech from TGM, but I didn’t immediately connect the dots even though I recognised the name. That moment when it clicked during that awesome speech was absolutely mind-blowing, “THAT’S FUCKING TEAL’C!!? HOOOLY FUCK”

killea,

Indeed.

dornad,
tigeruppercut, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...

Does gravity work the same on a disc, or is that just another piece of evidence they ignore?

DarkenLM,

If the disk had the thickness of Earth's diameter and through some black magic fuckery made it so that only the mass directly below you affected the force of gravity on you, then yes.

It's probably easier to make an FTL engine than to make any sense of flat earth theories.

LostXOR,

There's probably some distribution of mass that would result in uniform gravity across the whole disk. I'm guessing there would need to be more mass near the edge to counteract the diagonal pull of the mass near the center on the area near the edge.

DarkenLM,

The problem is that in a flat plane with any amount of thickness, there will be always more mass diagonally than vertically, and it would still require a curve to evenly distribute the mass. I am by no means an expert on the matter, but from what I can recall, the only geometrical shape that allows for it is either a sphere or some complex hyperbolic curve, which is still not a plane.

Kase,

the only geometrical shape that allows for it is either a sphere or some complex hyperbolic curve, which is still not a plane.

Damn that’s too bad. It’d be really cool if the earth was shaped like a plane. /s

Evilsmiley,

I’ve seen them say that things fall “because of density”.

Like we fall down because we are heavier than air.

Like they think they’ve avoided the problem but they haven’t.

Johanno,

I mean obviously we fall down, because down is where the things fall to. /s

jimmycrackcrack,

I think some of them reckon the disc is moving “forward” at speed .

marcos,

That “forward” would be upwards? In does that people acknowledge relativity, but won’t accept geometry or gravitation?

Klear,

If you look into it, you’ll realise the underlying theory quite obviously came to be when someone very smart tried to figure out how could a flat earth work without throwing all physics out of the window. It’s actually pretty neat. There are obviously details that can be tested for and the model disproven, but it does account for a lot. IIRC the basis is that the flat Earth is constantly accelerating at 1g, which provides gravity. Per theory of relativity you can accelerate at a constant rate for an arbitrary length of time, so that works. I think stuff such as phases of the Moon etc are also accounted for, though I don’t remember the details of that.

Really, people get too caught up in finding holes in the model when the most obvious flaw is that the whole thing requires tens of thousand people at least all knowingly covering this up without getting anything out of it. But if you look at it as a thought experiment, not an attempt to describe the reality, you’ll find that it’s really pretty cool. Or, it was cool, before idiots started to actually believe it.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Wake up sheeple! Gravity is an obvious lie from the NWO illuminati lizard people! We're actually all implanted with small steel sheets in our feet at birth, and everything on the planet has a small amount of iron filings in too. The flat disc we live on is completely magnetic. That's how we don't fall off.

I thought everyone knew this!

rockSlayer, in Northern star gang

Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south

Empricorn,

How would you even know??

Potatos_are_not_friends, in Mama what you done?

Military dudes getting their first paycheck

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Row after row of Chargers, Mustangs, Wranglers, GSXRs

“Shit, I accidentally stumbled into the E-2 parking lot.”

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in NASA has some explaining to do
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

God’s some real weak mofo if he can be defeated by satellites.

chriscz,

Hooman r haz stronkest tec

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