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parpol, in Humans Against Shitting

I love shitting. Y’all are afraid of a simple four letter word. Sure, it is weird, but to each their own! It is not like real toilets are harmed. There are no studies that shitting is harmful, rather it takes away the urge before it does any real harm!

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Nice try shit tard. I’m saving my turds in my bowels

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

You know its possible to hold turds for so long you start vomiting shit.

reagansrottencorpse,

I believe I recall a South Park episode about this phenomenon.

Sirico, (edited ) in Northern star gang

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thatWeirdGuy,

Hey, get that bare bear ass out of here or at least warn with a nsfw tag or something

Aussiemandeus, in Peter Tingle
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I watched that movie drunk and dont remember very well but i had a big issue with it

jopepa,

Cliffhanger right after take off. I love that movie, but I’ve never seen a movie split that didn’t make both worse for it.

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Thats right, amd thats why i dint remember it well.

There was no fucking end haha

jopepa,

Well … the drinking might be more why.

mondo_brondo,

Dude I didn’t realize it was meant to be multiple movies when I watched it and was so pissed when it just ENDED right when I was most engaged in the story. Fuck now I’m mad about it again lol

jopepa,

Same, I felt like they were using their artistic powers for evil.

mondo_brondo,

I eagerly await the next movie in the series

frickineh,

Oh no, I’m watching it literally right this second on the other screen and I also didn’t realize it’s multiple movies. Oh man, I’m gonna be real mad in about 5 minutes.

BoxerDevil,

So are you mad? BTW posted 5 mins after

frickineh,

I am! But not as much as I probably would’ve been if I hadn’t been (very slightly) prepared. I’m more mad that there’s no release date for the sequel now though.

jopepa,

Almost like having a Spoiley Sense.

pete_the_cat,

I dropped acid and watched it when I was peaking, since the first one was great, and then was majorly disappointed that I couldn’t continue the story and there isn’t a release date yet.

irmoz,

What we talking about here

jopepa,

The quote and characters are referencing Spider-Man across the Spiderverse.

AtariDump,

What movie?

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Into the spiderverse

AtariDump,

Thanks!

workerONE,

Peter Spiderman Long From Home

Fades,

Your loss

RealFknNito, in Merry Christmas
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

How absurd.

Who writes what the gift is on the outside of the present?

Mycatiskai,

Political cartoons, how else would you know what they represent.

kilgore_trout,

What you replied to was very clearly a joke.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I do. Fight me.

lugal, in Northern star gang

I have a real compass I use as little as the compass app

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

At least you don’t have to recalibrate it every time you want to use it.

OmegaII, in NASA has some explaining to do

Since when does God live in space? He lives in the cloud since the people who invented christianity where morrons who didn’t know any better like Everyone in that time period. So now suddenly they accepted space and that God moved over there over 2000+ years living in the clouds, on a planet that is millions of years old.

Special people.

FierySpectre,

Yeah, shouldn’t god be getting more powerful now that the cloud is growing larger every year. Besides those satellites should help with connection to his followers in remote areas.

Blackmist,

He lives in the cloud?

No wonder he always seems to need money. His AWS bills must be enormous.

ares35, (edited )
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

it's all part of the con. god doesn't have an aws bill. incoming traffic is null-routed, as god doesn't give a shit and never responds; and senders pay their own bandwidth.

soulfirethewolf, in Northern star gang

Sure, given that I don’t really have a compass app anyway

Coreidan,

Not with that attitude you don’t

kerrigan778, in Humans Against Shitting

But when will I use Lemmy then?

lugal,

Are you unemployed?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer the term freelance CEO

kerrigan778,

I work in the food industry. Only time I’m on Lemmy at work is breaks/bathroom

Lemminary, in NASA has some explaining to do

All those prayers from soccer fans for their team to win the World Cup were being intercepted all along 😥

ChapulinColorado,

That explains all the USA and Russian World Cup championships won. Too much technology 😧

JeeBaiChow, in Wishing you and your family a December to remember

Guess I’m never buying a Honda then…

db2,

You’re probably better off, unless you like air bags that explode metal shrapnel in to you.

MyFeetOwnMySoul, (edited )

The takata airbags recall was a Toyota thing if I’m not mistaken.

db2,

There’s a Honda in my driveway that still needs to be fixed for that recall. (It’s not currently functional so not high priority)

MyFeetOwnMySoul,

Ok, turns out there are a bunch of manufacturers hit by takata airbag recalls

nnullzz, in NASA has some explaining to do

They say as they post from a mobile device providing internet connection via a satellite.

explodicle,

Wait, really? I just assumed it went from my phone to the tower, and then all solid wires from there.

whatwhatwhatwhat,

You’re correct. Unless you’re using WiFi on your phone that’s backed by satellite internet (Starlink, etc).

Numpty,

Generally, you use the radio network from mobile phone to cell tower, and then fibre optic to the switches. Sometimes they use microwave line of sight for surface-to-surface connections where fibre doesn’t make sense, or is unviable (terrain, distance, cost, difficulty of laying fibre, etc.). It’s possible that there could be a satellite connection in the process, but unlikely unless you’re on an airplane, a ship, etc.

The GPS on the mobile phone definitely does use satellite (receive only though, no transmit).

Serinus, (edited )

I’m not an expert, but I believe the phone will usually start by geolocating your IP address, getting satellite positions based on your rough position and the exact time, and only uses satellites for precision.

Your phone will take much, much longer to pinpoint your location if your phone has been in airplane mode.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_GNSS

frezik,

There’s a few different techniques. The crudest is to check what cell tower you’re connected to and use its location as your location. Good enough to find what sandwich shops are in the area, but not precise enough for driving instructions. That takes GPS satellites.

Flat earthers sometimes confuse these modes to say your phone only connects to local towers. Most people don’t know the details and don’t know how to refute it.

smeenz,

That used for be true. But recently, they have added 5G to starlink satellites so your phone can actually talk directly to satellites if it can’t reach a terrestrial service.

space.com/spacex-launches-1st-5g-satellite-intern…

RIP_Cheems, in Merry christmas you weirdos
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What is that?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

A nice treat for the gastric senses

Asafum,

It’s an infinite hotdog! It never ends!

victorz,

Falukorv. 🇸🇪

Sasha, in Merry-go-round of terror.

LAST WAVE ROLLING BY FINAL WAVE DON’T ASK WHHHHHHHYYYYY

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Naked and alone we die

DarkDiamondK, in Too hot for me
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t ask for help because I don’t feel like I need/deserve it

Franzia,

Yea idk what it is like Ive wanted yo reach out to a certain helpful resource for ~6 months now. Been working on the problem myself for that time and I’m improving but still want to utilize that resource. Tf is even wrong with me.

ramirezmike, in We are proud of you

isn’t this just the original comic?

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