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Taleya, (edited ) in Gilbert's gripe

Now imagine it’s gilbert gottfried screeching ‘say my name baby’ at you

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

tacosanonymous,

¿Porque no los dos?

Taleya,

More his reading of 50 shades of grey

Decoy321,
einlander,

Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

… yes?

Daqu,

That’s hot. Me so horny.

Tristaniopsis, in Lmk

I don’t.

aeronmelon, in Trust the leprechauns
LordBelphegor, in Elon hires JC

John Xina

camelCaseGuy, in Reel Big FishGPT

I mean, I love ska. But a whole eternity of it? It’s just way too much.

PopcornPrincess,

Doot Doot 🎺🎺

someguy3, in A minor oopsie

So what’s the effect? Hearing loss?

wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yes, we won’t be hearing from them again.

marmotworks,

On account of being dead? Yeah.

Sianna,

ded

Fosheze,

Yes. But in the same way being hit by a train causes hearing loss.

JaymesRS, (edited )
tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

So about half the volume of my upstairs neighbours

Valmond,

Lucky bastard.

treesquid,

Minotaurs?

Witchfire,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

…at 4am on a Wednesday

chicken,

In the Navy’s latest environmental impact statement draft, they admit that the sonar exercises planned for 2014-2018 may unintentionally “harm marine mammals 2.8 million times over five years.” This estimate is up about 150,000 instances a year from their EIS statement of 2009-2013. Included in this estimate are two million incidents of “temporary hearing loss,” and 2,000 are targeted for permanent hearing loss.

So is that how it went? How have things gone in the ten years since this article was written?

lightnsfw,

We’ve been heating up the oceans so all the marine life will die and not have to worry about sonar anymore.

Enzy,

That’s one of the symptoms, yes.

Saprophyte,
@Saprophyte@lemmy.world avatar

There are no noise-cancelling headphones to stop the U.S. Navy’s 235-decibel pressure waves of unbearable pinging and metallic shrieking. At 200 Db, the vibrations can rupture your lungs, and above 210 Db, the lethal noise can bore straight through your brain until it hemorrhages that delicate tissue. If you’re not deaf after this devastating sonar blast, you’re dead.

www.huffpost.com/…/killing-with-sound_b_2744864

Starglasses,

So what about fish and sea life?

fox2263,

Well…I imagine they kind of disappear into a mist

dalekcaan,

About the same.

It’s cool though. The navy says they don’t mind.

MNByChoice,

Yeah. I had presumed the sonar was just annoying, not body destroying.

18107,

And people wonder why whales beach themselves.

ServeTheBeam,

I thought that was because of the windmills?

GBU_28,

Actually it’s due to shared gender bathroom 🤗

TexMexBazooka, (edited )

Who fucking cares?

-USMIC

Kolanaki,
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JackFrostNCola,
Khrux,

Fun fact, sperm whales can generate a sonar click at 230dB. Decibels are a logarithmic scale so increasing by only a few dB is basically double the volume.

A sperm whale may swim past you, think you’re interesting and give a little click to scan you, and basically stun or kill you instantly.

force, (edited )

i believe it’s 6 dB is 2x the sound pressure and 10 dB is 2x the perceived volume?

Agent_Engelbert,

Wow. For real ???

You learn something new everyday.

But yeah, I never saw divers getting stunned/ killed even when diving near whales.

It could be that it never happened, but that’s like such a high variance to have never happened.

awwwyissss, in No more Mr. Nice Clown

Another ad for McDonald’s? Their disgusting “food” puts many people in the grave.

zakobjoa, in I'll try to follow my very emotionally healthy idols better
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

I always have to shake my head how these people never understand any of those movies.

BruceTwarzen,

I think a lot of it has to do that a lot of people only know movies from memes and tiktok.

BeefPiano, in Elon hires JC

The joke is that’s John Cena and he says “you can’t see me”

Steamymoomilk, in Elon hires JC

Do a night rider and just dress yourself as the car seat

bruhduh, in Mario or something idk I dont watch anime
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

His face says it all

FlyingSquid, in 'We are splattered here today'
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”

voodooattack, in How Croissants are made

Is this… a bug report?

Fedizen, in How Croissants are made

they call it land shrimp

Aceticon, in 'We are splattered here today'

What’s the last thing that goes through the head of a bug hitting a windshield at 70 mph?

Its butt.

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