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ininewcrow, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
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Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!

unreachable, in Opposite of clickbait
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JAV title

ininewcrow, in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...
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Now with Vitamin R!

MeDuViNoX, in Well........
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I’d double down and attempt to pierce another one through the back of the first.

Zozano, (edited ) in How much for cuddles?

Step 1: drink water

Step 2: piss

Step 3: put seat down

Step 4: repeat 5 more times

Step 5: wait till I’m nagged

Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat

Step 7: continue ignoring child’s needs

Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is

dankm, in Learn something new every day

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

Jambalaya, in You have now entered manual breathing mode.

Better title: Maybe you’re gonna be the one that saves money

Rentlar,

And after all, you’re my falafel…

jayrodtheoldbod, in Got this text. Seems legit, but I'm kind of suspicious.

That’s what you get for being a queen

Armaver, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

TimewornTraveler, in We do kind of suck...

that’s hilarious. I like to think that the person posting this personalized it so hard that he’s cringing at himself for being on earth

paddirn, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Something something must flow

pdavis, in Whats the goto these days
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For me it is Youtube, Lemmy, Verity or Mastodon. Sometimes it is Hacker News or Slashdot.

Window_Error_Noises, in Skeleton Fact #1020
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I would like to subscribe to Skeleton Facts.

afraid_of_zombies, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

If they hadn’t gotten rid of computers they wouldn’t have needed spice

Tier1BuildABear, in A handy guide this holiday season.
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Worst venn diagram ever.

Zoomboingding,
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I mean this IS a shitpost community

Tier1BuildABear,
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Very true

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