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can, in Well........

Fresh pain

irmoz, in Be careful when you go for a pee

Idiot shouldn’t have tried overtaking on such a narrow road.

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Probably riding his brakes instead of downshifting on too steep of a grade.

moistclump,

Wonder if that was an intentional overtake or something gone wrong mechanically. I hope everyone’s okay.

phoneymouse,

Yeah I suspect he couldn’t stop, but I imagine it would be better to go left and hit the other truck than over a cliff. Better for him at least.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Those trees certainly aren’t.

Jerkface, in Don't

(don’t)^6 = (-1)^6*do = -do = don’t

funkajunk, in We do kind of suck...
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Based af

steal_your_face, in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Why is Lemmy so horny today?

tias,

…today?

Lemminary,

Every day 😏😊

AVincentInSpace,

Because we came here from Reddit, and the Reddit hive mind has been stuck in the gutter for as long as anyone can remember

Lord_ToRA, (edited ) in kawaii mouth breathing
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s a version of this meme with fewer jpegs

i.redd.it/wprc2s8m92l91.jpg

DuskyRo,
@DuskyRo@lemmy.world avatar

Reddit?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/161598b5-0436-43c2-807f-aef92765e740.jpeg

Lord_ToRA,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

Blame OP for not using a better quality version to start.

Next you can blame Lemmy.world for not allowing pasting from clipboard. I’m not about to download the image to my device just for this.

I also linked to the image directly.

Imgonnatrythis,

Good bot!

Psythik,

Eew, reddit.

At the very least, you should link to old reddit if you’re going to make me visit that shithole.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Nah, that’s just image hosting site reddit used, not to the reddit site. Op linked directly to the image.

remotedev, in Be careful when you go for a pee

Aww man now everyone’s gonna know I was peeing!

SuckMyWang, (edited )

Fuck it, im just gonna keep pissing on this truck wreck

“Yo stop screaming, keep your mouth closed”

ummthatguy, in We do kind of suck...
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

https://files.catbox.moe/3ielbx.gif

WhereGrapesMayRule, in Stunningly sadistic striker😄

You didn’t specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

Kalothar,

Presumably, I get two more wishes.

So you know, id just wish them to the core of the sun after that. Sorry my boys. No murdering me allowed.

WhereGrapesMayRule,

You don’t get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn’t end until they finish their little tap dance

spacesweedkid27,

Me irl when somebody threatens Striker: 🥰

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh. All you had to do was post anything else but foot fetish memes.

spacesweedkid27,

I dislike you for much more reasons now 🥰

its_the_new_style, in Well........

Hope your not a phlebotomists.

Battle_Masker, (edited ) in Maybe not the best valentine sentiment?
@Battle_Masker@lemmy.world avatar

FEED ME SEYMOUR!!

edit; just realized it’s a dinosaur and not a cartoonishly exaggerated venus fly trap

LazaroFilm, in Don't
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Never

Donut, in Adds new meaning to explosive...

Now that’s how you smoke a bowl

blahsay,

😂

harry_balzac, in How much for cuddles?

Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.

Sorgan71, in What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your Elmor's...

I hope it comes in a cheese flavor

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