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BustinJiber, in ern

He starts with “Bottom accent…”

Imgonnatrythis, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin

Pretty much sums up why Hinduism was created. As a bonus, while waiting to become a duck you can pick a cool God-buddy that is half animal.

MeatsOfRage, in Georgia

Ray Charles: It’s on my mind

Aussiemandeus, in Well suited
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

If this was captioned “just wait for the end” i would never have watched it and for the one time ever i would have missed out on something funny.

byroon, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

Ah a picture of a racist product. What a fun shitpost

robocall, in Georgia
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Por que no los dos?

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Both have gotten way worse

chugs down cool, refreshing, non-exploitative Lemmy.

Oh man, you guys still drink those pisswater flavors?

ch00f,

chugs down cool, refreshing, non-exploitative Lemmy.

Dang, wish it came in a large.

Cosmonauticus,

Bigger sizes automatically come with piss

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Same assholes are here, in a smaller community, which makes their voices louder.

But thank god there’s no targeted ads!

explodicle,

Everybody here: “lol he means those other assholes”

KpntAutismus,

don’t forget the tankies! they’re always there to blame “capitalism” for everything.

Sho,

I have come across a few profiles that are just here to be trolls, but not many.

Skyrkazm,

I sometimes go back to reddit to see what’s happening to it. Yup. It’s shitting itself.

Bot accounts everywhere in both comments and posts. It’s so common in fact that you just need to scroll a small post to figure out either OP or the commenter is a bot. also chugs Lemmy

Thankfully, Lemmy knows how to pump us full of bot-free content and have us asking for more.

PrivateNoob,

How do you know which accounts are bots?

Skyrkazm, (edited )

A quick rundown.

Basically they make a reddit account, let it age like milk. You know, keep it in the basement with 0 post history of any kind for half a year or so. Maybe multiple. Than they activate it, it spam posts, and it never responds to users like a human would. Even stealing comments and such.

Those are the main symptoms. OP not responding to being called a bot is especially the major red flag most use.

Edit: When I say OP, I’m using it to refer to reddit users in this case. Not the OP of THIS post. For him, thank you for the laughs:)

Butterpaderp,

Go to any major post on reddit, especially crusty old reposts, and the thread will be filled with one sentence replies. Stuff that’s so generic it makes you fall asleep reading it, or just cringe from the fake enthusiasm. Sometimes there’s really good comments, but its because it was scraped from the comment section of the last time the image or meme was reposted. Sometimes, the comment will have nothing to do with anything at all because the bot had bad data. It’s kinda wild how awful some of the comment sections have gotten lately on there.

My personal theory on why bots are rampant now is a twofer. One reason being people leaving the platform, because of reddit api bs, or because of subs shutting down to protest, etc. And the other reason is that some folks are trying to get back at reddit by spamming bots, increasing how many there are.

Reddfugee42,

Haha, so true! I had to stop sipping this refreshing Coca Cola to laugh!

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is also loginwall

MindSkipperBro12,

You forgot that this place is filled with Reddit Refugees

Reddfugee42,

That’s not true

MindSkipperBro12,

looks at username

Hmmm…

Reddfugee42,

🤫

Annoyed_Crabby, (edited ) in Georgia

Israel: Palestine isn’t a country.

US: it’s a village in Ohio.

Edit

Marvel: Batman is a hero.

Turkiye: It’s a city.

Edit2: i can’t believe no one caught my mistake of saying marvel instead of DC. Imma leave it there.

Ultragramps, in we've been waiting for too long
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Should it have small cubes of spam or hot dogs as “relish”?

lemmefixdat4u, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

It takes a lot fewer licks now than when this commercial came out (shrinkflation).

A_Chilean_Cyborg, in Rat snacks
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

When the final boss is the sanitary inspector:

MeDuViNoX, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Time to invest in the quacksuit!

Gestrid, (edited ) in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I was a kid when I first saw that commercial, and it was already old by then.

ExLisper, (edited ) in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

https://linux.community/pictrs/image/942a1727-bb55-4aa3-9a1e-504712481d0c.png

Fun fact: Conguito character was created in 1960s and influenced by recent Congo independence.

random_character_a, in Seymour Cocks
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Kant was killed in line of duty and now fights crime as cybernetic police officer for the OCP

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