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Ilovethebomb, in I'll just be over here setting a new record

They absolutely knew what they were doing.

bigboismith, in Lol

Bro what is this image? A jpeg of a printed image of a screenshot?

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Fucked if I know

GrammatonCleric, in I'll just be over here setting a new record
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That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

HootinNHollerin, in So that's what a cokehead is

What a hairbrained idea

Snapz, in I wish someone would flush already...

Remember, Twitter was a useful tool for political dissent. It was deliberately killed going into one of the biggest years in history for democratic elections globally.

Asafum,

It’s a tin foil hat theory but I’m pretty convinced he deliberately ruined it and did the whole “subtle admission” by literally naming it X, as in “no” or “closed.”

Suburbanl3g3nd,

Elon’s not that smart lol

Asafum,

Smart no, but he’s absolutely a troll lol

I_Has_A_Hat,

The man showed up his first day as Twitter CEO literally carrying a sink. That’s about as subtle as a brick to the face.

Souroak, in So that's what a cokehead is

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that’s a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

Kyrrrr, in Darth swings both ways.

Is that frosting warning me that it’s not frosting?

dudinax, in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

Op doesn’t know Frodo’s real name is Froda. Tolkien changed it for modern ears.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

Yep. And Samwise was Banazîr.

EDIT: Just did some more checking and, while Bilbo’s name is actually Bilba, Frodo’s name isn’t Froda. It’s Maura.

andy_wijaya_med,
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My whole life is a lie.

Sylver, in So that's what a cokehead is

That was just the fall guy!

hiramfromthechi, in Remember to flash your license
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“I apologize. I wasn’t familiar with your game…”

JoMiran, in I don't think I am...
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How can a joke be awful and brilliant at the same time?

CCF_100,

Because Q did it

Kolanaki, in Headphones are a crutch
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I can read sheet music, like… I know what the symbols mean and the scale and timing etc… I can’t hear it when I am reading it though. I’ve sometimes wondered if that’s common or if I am a freak.

MasterNerd,
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I think this might come down to what instrument you used. I played clarinet for several years and could never hear the notes in my head, I just associated them with fingerings. Now, I could tell if a note was in tune, but only by hearing it.

On the other hand, if you’re a vocalist of some kind, you need to be able to sing the correct note based on the sheet music. The closest I ever got was getting the correct key and then basically shifting pitch based on whatever key I’m in.

I never took any music theory classes so I’m mostly just talking from my own personal experience

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I never took music theory either… 🤔

Maybe I should find a class on it, just for the sake of learning it. Personally, I don’t really see the point other than that. I’m of the mind that you can create good music without knowing jack about it. Just start making sounds that make you feel things. Eventually you’ll make a banger; even if you’re the only one who thinks so.

joranvar, (edited )

I guess it is a matter of how “fluent” you are in the language. With some foreign languages, e.g. when I started learning a bit of Japanese, I could recognize some kanji, understand some bastc sentences, but still had no idea what it would sound like. Maybe it’s similar to that. We get good at recognizing patterns and interpret them just enough to accomplish what we need, and if we haven’t had any use for “knowing exactly what it sounds like” (maybe just enough to recognize we are missing some notes while playing), we save the energy needed to learn more.

But a conductor would definitely need to know what it should sound like (or how they would want the orchestra to make it sound), so it is part of the interpretation of the pattern.

Same for lords patrician and other intra-audiophiles.

nifty, in Remember to flash your license
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I lost mine, now I just shitpost illegally.

Gradually_Adjusting, in Toilet without borders
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If a mouse climbs out of the S-bend and licks your beefy starfish, it’s a convenient way to end things on a high note

arandomthought,

Please never call it that again.

Viking_Hippie,

What, “s-bend”?

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Haha nice ✋

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁✋️

Whitebrow,

It’s the plumbing of the toilet. Shaped like a S

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah I know. I was jokingly pretending that I thought that was the objectionable expression 😁

Venicon,
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The rusty sheriffs badge, you mean?

Swedneck,
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caviar cross

KreekyBonez,

the ol’ muddy basement window

Gradually_Adjusting,
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The good old meaty fun bridge

CubbyTustard,

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  • Gradually_Adjusting,
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    One doesn’t at all mind the occasional tongue punch in the fart box, does one?

    arandomthought,

    I hate you all <3

    Jakdracula,
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    You mean the balloon knot?

    jaybone, in I don't think I am...

    Are we full circle to France is bacon something something ?

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Knowledge is power.

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