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tkk13909, in a Holiday Movie

Now THIS is a good use of AI!

Raine_Wolf, in OnlyFlans

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

IHeartBadCode, in OnlyFlans
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metaStatic, in OnlyFlans

Mark this NSFW you sicko

Annoyed_Crabby, in OnlyFlans

Nice, big, juicy, jiggly flans 🤤

macisr, in Pavlov's conditioning

Fuck, damn. 🤔

flooppoolf, in OnlyFlans

I’d slurp on that all day everyday

ininewcrow, in True shit
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Life pro tips

Doodleschmit, in Underappreciated humour
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Sometimes I call a coworker Stevinold. He’s usually nonplussed about it.

abbadon420, in Be a better pirate.

Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour

captain_aggravated, in Underappreciated humour
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A girl I went to high school with had a teddy bear named Tedward.

morrowind, in Helicopters are okay.
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balderdash9, in Black Friday
FlyingSquid,
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When I lived in L.A., weed was legal but only for medical and I didn’t have a card. I also wasn’t all that experienced with the strength of cannabis in California compared to Indiana where I grew up. So I was going to fly back home for a visit and my friend offered to give me an edible for the trip. I asked him to get me the strongest one because I thought, “what the hell.”

All I could say to my wife once I ate it was, “I’m so high.” And then I was on my own because I was flying by myself.

Flying by yourself next to a stranger for six hours crammed into a little airplane seat high off your ass is a very bad idea and I do not recommend it.

EmperorHenry, in Underappreciated humour
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I do that when I fuck with scammers. When I give them fake names I come up with some improper spelling of an incorrect long form name…Or do I? Maybe I stopped doing that recently…If any scammers from any country are reading this, I’m always changing my methods.

MargotRobbie, in Underappreciated humour
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That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margoritaville Robbiertson to you!

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