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Emerald, (edited ) in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

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[The image with the text on it has a black border around the sides and looks very old with low quality text.]

Horse vs. Automobile

BEFORE you discard your horse and buy an auto it is well to think of the cost.

Figure how much you spend for harness and then think of what new tires amount to.

Figure up what it takes to feed Dobbin in a year and then think of gasoline, repairs and storage charges.

Dobbin is worth what you paid for him two years ago, where’s the man with an auto that can say the same?

Come in and get a new harness instead of a new car and remember that Dobbin will take you through snow and mud as well as on good roads and that his carburetor is never out of order.

Ed. Klein

732 Massachusetts Street

Emerald, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Oh my god it took me forever to realize that “Are rights have been taken away” contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.

Emerald, (edited ) in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

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[Photo of the back of a white car with a censored Nevada license plate. The phrases “Covet 19”, “Vacations and mandeats are killing us in the Land of Free”, and “Are rights have been taken away” are somewhat crudely written on the back of the car in black marker.]

Mr_Blott, in Success is built through GAMBA

Wee lambs -

Gambol gambol gambol

Hupf, in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Instant ejaculation

Emerald, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

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Government: Tobacco is dangerous. You need to be 21 to buy it

Also government sending military recruiters to high schools:

[An image of a man in a red suit captioned with the text “Hi kids! Do you like violence?”]

jkmooney, in Success is built through GAMBA
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bullshit

Evil_Shrubbery, in Sir, there's been a second phase

Ngl, feels like a Storm Ruler boss, go find the sword in the CIA office near by

SatanicNotMessianic, in Success is built through GAMBA

That gambling tower is defying the laws of physics and it will come crashing down.

Just like gambling, I guess.

Everythingispenguins, in What'll It Be?

What you don’t know is he is already 6 pints in. If it wasn’t for the back to his chair he would be on the floor.

sour, (edited ) in Success is built through GAMBA
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but the children ._.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Sir, there's been a second phase
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I too have pee in my jeans

Veneroso, in Discord rule

Okay, what about jousting? Hear me out okay!? Isn’t that how the large hardon collider works?

Abnorc, in Discord rule

Please redirect all such messages to the masturbation announcement channel.

registrert, in got her!
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Hmm yes. Quite shitty posting indeed.

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