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Kolanaki, in that watermark is something a doctor would write
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surewhynotlem,

We need this in the “which super power would you pick” threads

_Sprite,
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Zeon, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Did anyone else think it was a weird smilely thing at first?

KpntAutismus, in Me IRL

eventually, everyone just started cooking for themselves because none of our schedules lined up. but until around 8th(?) grade, mom would cook whatever we probably would eat. having an autistic picky eater and another adhd picky eater leaves only like 3-4 dishes you could expect to not be thrown out.

0x4E4F,
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My mom always had lunch ready the day before, so regardless of our schedules, we could just heat up whatever she made and have lunch at whatever time we wanted… or felt like it.

sentient_loom, in Me IRL
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What else would you eat?

0x4E4F,
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Exactly 😂.

OpenStars, in Me IRL
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Who… did NOT!?

MeDuViNoX,
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Orphans

0x4E4F,
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Watch your mouth young man!

OpenStars,
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THAT’S the response I was looking for!:-D

BeefPiano,

My kids. If you don’t like what we made there’s plenty of stuff you can make yourself.

OpenStars,
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Can I move in with you?

J/k. Unless like, you were into it? :-P

0x4E4F,
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That’s a good one, will borrow it 👍.

Though my son might just do that and slap some mayo on a piece of bread and wash that down with water.

BeefPiano,

The more I think about it, maybe that’s ok? You need some vegetation, maybe take an apple or banana, but mayo has protein from the egg, right?

0x4E4F, (edited )
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It’s not bad, but it’s not really good either. Sure, mayo has proteins from the eggs, but it also has a lot of fat (oil), so… some lettuce or a tomato would be nice, not just water 😒. He freaking loves water, you have to have a water bottle with you at all times. That is good, I know, but you can’t replace veggies with water.

BeefPiano,

I mean, you can’t have candy for dinner. We can figure out something, even if it’s just a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

captainlezbian,

Me, mom resisted cooking when possible and understood she was bad at it. Eventually my sister and I became better cooks but by then the family fell apart and the parents couldn’t sit together for a whole dinner peacefully every night.

OpenStars,
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Indeed, life does not always fall so neatly into our little boxes that we sometimes try to use to describe them.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Me IRL
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My mom’s cooking fucking sucked so I grew up in a home where I would eat at a friend’s house or go hungry.

0x4E4F,
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My mom’s cooking sucked as well, but it was either that or you eat nothing at all. It was healthy, but it didn’t taste good. I didn’t wanna insult her, so I ate it. Plus, it was either that or you go hungry.

GoodandPlenty, in Me IRL

“…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”

0x4E4F, (edited )
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There was no dessert in my home. We ate soldier style, eat, get the dishes, go back to whatever it is we were doing.

mlg, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
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Stupid owl never answered the question smh my face

Emerald, in Fuck them right in the...?
ARk,

The XBUSSY

kittenzrulz123,

Truly a sad day in history

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N, in Modern art
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2:04 is just a chick having people watch her fetish

TeddE,
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True. But also not just 2:04. I’d say ~¼ of them could be described in fetish terms.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N,
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Valid

BobbyNevada, in 🌈 📚 Reading Rainbow 📚🌈

Do you think this is a game?

youtu.be/OchyYnlHTdo?si=8kwX86cygv5g9tmC

sxan, in Is that your boyfriend?
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Will someone finally explain the difference between Venom and Swarm Spiderman? Because they look the same (or would, if the Swarm had ever taken Parker).

CaptnNMorgan,

Swarm is a bunch of bugs while venom is alien black goo. I’m curious when they look the same?

sxan,
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Brood! Shit, the Brood, not The Swarm. Brain fart while posting.

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zvC1gZKX4QI/U4UVnwONFXI/AAAAAAAALk8/DvhsT0w4EgY/s1600/01.jpg

CaptnNMorgan,

The Brood is like a cross between the symbiotes and xenomorphs but more organized than both

sxan,
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The Venom illustrations always remind me of that Brood cover.

ummthatguy, in Ask a stupid question...
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Unforeseen,
SpaceCowboy,
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

HootinNHollerin, (edited ) in I'm just gonna lie

Quit horsin’ around and get back to the office

ignotum, in Help guys what do I do

Just have every second toe removed to make space

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Plastic surgeon here I come

ignotum,

That’s a weird reaction to getting your toes removed, but i’m glad you’re giving the surgeon a heads up

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Gotta fix them scars

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