Voila! The ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it’s even easier.
I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
I just recently closed about 2,000 tabs across 3 Firefox windows. Takes about 29GB of my 32GB RAM and a couple minutes to close any of the larger windows.
boss: so ur resumes just a frog doing sick unicycle tricks?
me: ya, dat boi is me
boss: (under breath) o shit waddup
[*An image of two people in the workplace with a 9gag and shutterstock watermark. One person is sitting across the table. The other person is holding a folder with a paper inside. An picture of Kermit the frog on a unicycle is shown on the paper.
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