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SatansMaggotyCumFart, in I was at a friend's house

That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.

ininewcrow,
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After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I had German engineers build me a shower one time.

That was a mistake.

Johanno,

Won’t it let you shower until you “das Fenster gekippt hast”

Baizey,

It’s all fun and gas, you can take it

ForeGone, in Cabdy labd

Is he… eating himself?

dipshit,

wouldn’t you?

EdibleFriend,
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I do.

Aggravationstation, (edited ) in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

Partly wish I had Twitter in order to commend them on their choice of Frisky Dingo profile pic, but I’d rather pull the pubes off my scrotum one-by-one with tweezers than visit Twitter so it’s not going to happen.

Anybody want to DM OP for me? Or get their pubes removed?

AngryCommieKender,

Instructions unclear: Dm’d OP my pubes

Aggravationstation,

I mean hey, it’s Friday. Why not?

Ardiente, in Crypto genius

Most sane crypto bro

PsychedSy,

I mean if I had gone to jail right after I bought any of my crypto I’d be doing better. Sadly, it makes more sense to pull the crypto than default.

I think I had less than a cent of bitcoin and managed to pull 20 later (almost all of it) then another 20 later. Huge percent profit.

samus12345, in How do people understand each other?
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kLquh4BEAgw/maxresdefault.jpg

TimewornTraveler,

ake mushrooms

Franzia, in Cabdy labd

Damn what that gloppy glussy feel like tho?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I bet it’s sloppy, floppy and gloopy.

Raiderkev, (edited ) in Crypto genius

I still don’t get how the punishment for any crime is to not have to work or pay rent… Maybe there’s something to this whole life of crime thing?

tuxtey,

I think you’ll find there some other downsides too

Raiderkev,

Ya know, what’s a stabbing every few months?

friendlysort, (edited )

In certain U.S. states they send you an itemized bill for your own incarceration.

Techmaster,

You have to work and pay rent in prison.

FartsWithAnAccent, in How do people understand each other?
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You gotta turn it on in the menu.

wreckedcarzz,
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Instructions unclear, penis inside tentacle

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Getting that fully immersive exposure to Japanese culture

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol … they’re not in Japan

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Eh, close enough.

Blackout, in Burger King is desperate for employees.
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Ok like if you be a $4 chicken wrap don't be applyin.

ininewcrow, in How do people understand each other?
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When you arrive in Japan … you automatically become an NPC

tubaruco, in The snail of your dreams

wha

eager_eagle, in The snail of your dreams
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is that the $10M snail?

tubaruco, in Mango

mangle (mango)

tubaruco, in The hills, they are alive

wh

ininewcrow, in The snail of your dreams
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He looks like a little phone holder

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