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Assman, in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait do people not like the new GTA lady?

SpookyUnderwear,

Because bobs and vagene.

trevor,

I remember a time when we all liked bobs and vagene.

SpookyUnderwear,

I used to. I still do, but I used to too.

popekingjoe,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Same here Mitch. Same here.

explodicle,

Face it Trevor, you’re a hipster.

kilgore_trout,

A very tiny loud minority on the Internet.

HauntedCupcake, (edited )

Those people confuse me. GTA6 protag is realistic but still at model level of conventional beauty.

It’s not like Sarah Rider (Mass Effect Andromeda) or Jesse Faden (Control), who aren’t as “conventionally” attractive. Although after writing that, Jesse is super hot, and I’m not sure if I’ve been gaslit by the internet into thinking she’s not “conventionally” attractive.

Being charitable and taking these people at their word, I feel like with the more divisive examples it’s a problem with modern lighting being softer and more dynamic? Leading to more “bad” angles and softer looking features. Most professional photoshoots have very contrasty and deliberate lighting, so maybe they’re too used to that?

MBM, (edited )

Jesse Faden not conventially attractive? Wow, the internet is a wild place

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jesse Faden is modeled after a soap-opera actress lol, are people really saying she’s not attractive?

A_Very_Big_Fan,

This is the first I’m hearing of it, but I’m sure there’s a non-zero % out there

0x4E4F, in You've heard of self raising flour, now presenting: self raising babies!

To be fair, this is asked on a Sims group.

lugal,

Sad that people seek parental advice in a video game community because they have no where else to ask this

0x4E4F,

I believe it’s asked regarding the children characters in the game… could be wrong though, have never played the game.

Agent641,

I believe you may have been wooshed, my friend

lugal,

I can confirm this

ImplyingImplications, (edited )

Video game groups have some of the best questions. “How can I seduce my daughter?” What the fu-asked in Crusader Kings. Oh.

tacosanonymous, in Angry monkey

I do this to my wife. Gets her every time.

Lemminary, (edited ) in well guess what else is yellow ?

And soylent is green!

deegeese, in Swimming safety is no joke

Also remember rule 34.

CycloneWolf, in You may want to sit down

Everybody loves The Acclaimed

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

Scissor me, Daddy Ass!

GeneralEmergency,

Yo, listen.

FlashZordon,
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Daughter confirmed not a cop.

caseyweederman, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Is this just based on what color your earliest textbooks were?

InfiniteVariables,

Folders for each class

abbadon420, in I'm running out of images pls help

Have you tried dickpicks? They seem quite popular amongst the high society.

StephniBefni, (edited ) in well guess what else is yellow ?

English-Purple

Science-Blue

Social studies/history/civics-Green

Math-Red

Homework-Yellow (or one year I had a pinkie pie folder)

ElBarto, in The hills, they are alive
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I like that no matter where you go in the world, if you scream out " FROM THE WINDOOOOOWWWWSSS"you 100% get some random finishing that line.

BigDiction,

TO THE WALLS

moonleay, (edited ) in well guess what else is yellow ?
Decoy321, in Swimming safety is no joke

This rule isn’t actually necessary, it’s an old wives tale. You won’t get cramps or anything from doing so unless you’re horrifically overeating.

nodsocket,

Wrong. I have nearly died on several occasions because I didn’t wait the required 30 minutes. The second time I waited 28 minutes because I miscounted and that was all it took to earn me a trip to the ER.

Decoy321,

Ah, I see. You gotta wait 30 minutes otherwise the pirate skeleton will kill you.

llamapocalypse,

Tell that to the Lachrymose leeches!

slightperil,

Now that’s the kind of deep cut I’m here for! Watch out for exploding doorknobs too.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I think it’s because people would puke in the pool and they didn’t want to keep cleaning it up, so you wait 30 minutes to help prevent that.

QaspR,

Apparently the worst that can happen is (provided you are swimming vigorously) that the extreme exercise may inhibit digestion slightly.

Tylerdurdon,

I didn’t wait one time and swam in the ocean soon after. The vigorous exercise got my blood pumping and when I got back on land, I immediately began feeling severely nauseous. There was no place to go and it was a fairly crowded beach so…I quickly began digging a hole and got about a foot down before unloading my entire lunch, then burying the contents for some unwitting kid to dig up later.

Joking aside, vomiting while still swimming could have been disastrous, so I got lucky on the timing.

I think this warning is true but only applies to actual swimming, not just being in water.

MindSkipperBro12,

That’s just weakness leaving the body.

Vuraniute, in Roger Roger
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

Thanks, I hate it!

caseyweederman, in Treat yourself

Hell yes, I have three potatoes

LoamImprovement,

"Correction, we have three potato."

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registrert, in Peanits
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Peanititis ain’t nothing to laugh at.

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