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dylanmorgan, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

There was a photo set in some magazine around when Mad Men was filming their last season of the cast in their costumes looking at iPads and MacBooks, it was pretty cool.

Sabre363, in Break my phone if she ain't

Damn, even the state doesn’t want me

theodewere, in The trapped souls of all damned Scots are here (that's all scots).
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some poor bastard's probably been looking for one of those for months, and can't find one anywhere

PP_BOY_, (edited ) in Break my phone if she ain't
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This is the truth.

Only have sex with men if you want to be an independent, free citizen

theodewere, in Break my phone if she ain't
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keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move

mojo, (edited ) in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.

Damn Elon is the very fucking last thing I’d think of when I consider video game reviews. What’s Bill Gate’s opinion?

GTA made a name for itself by scaring parents for being violent and edgy. They do the same thing now, except it’s far more terrifying to just scare fragile white losers.

SPRUNT,

At least Bill Gates was connected to Xbox, or something.

Rubanski,

I think he even invented Halo or so I’ve heard! He’s a true gamer.

LainOfTheWired,
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That was by Bungie, and little known fact before Microsoft made a deal with them halo was going to be a Mac exclusive.

LainOfTheWired,
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Due to I would guess Bungies history of making Mac exclusives like the very overlooked Marathon

Skullgrid, (edited )
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nah, Marathon’s not overlooked, they just put out a trailer for that lootershooter extraction shooter.

HawlSera,

That’s hillarious

HawlSera,

It wasn’t even good at it, Saint’s Row feels like the game GTA is trying to be.

Polyester6435,

Saints row 2 is the best GTA game

stoy, in Break my phone if she ain't

Eh, I’ll take it at this point…

tourist,
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I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf

“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”

Rolando,

"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”

Pregnenolone, in Angry monkey

I wonder if it’s the teeth

Fades, in The snail of your dreams

Slurms? Is that you??

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Aint that the truth
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assassinatedbyCIA, in Aint that the truth

But where did he go?

cybervseas,

More importantly, where did he come from??

chemical_cutthroat,
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And where did he come from?

EmpeRohr, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

Imagine beeing in NZ working in a local store in the end of the 90s and some fucking hobbits showing up, buying beer. And the driver is waiting in the car and its Aragorn Arathorns son, king of Gondor and a dwarf sits in the backseats

partial_accumen,

Please tell me as the Hobbits are about to buy the beer, Aragorn rushes in, stands before them and says “My friends, you pay for no beer” then everyone in the bar walks over to pay part of the Hobbits beer tab, while the Hobbits stand there humbled and astonished.

littlebluespark,
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It’s always Gimli complaining and asking “Are we there yet?”, “How much farther?”, “No one said this was a road trip”, “the elf is breathing on me!”, “we dwarves weren’t built for this!”, etc. as his kind are known for being “quite rancorous over short distances.”

gullible, in Break my phone if she ain't

“My how you’ve grown!”

“I’m onto you, grandma.”

Slow, in Break my phone if she ain't

And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…

AlmightySnoo, in How do people understand each other?
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It’s as if you are in an isekai

tweeks,

An underpowered one; In Another World With My Smartphone, trying to make a hotel understand that my wallet was stolen, using Google Translate, while they increasingly seem to question my sanity.

AlmightySnoo,
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You just need more EXP to unlock the Appraisal skill

pancakes,
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The name isn’t long enough

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