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dutchkimble, in How do people understand each other?

More importantly, at the urinals how do they properly aim their piss what with all those huge pixels

AlmightySnoo,
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they obviously have upscalers in their brains

kewwwi, in Your girlfriend who makes ahegao
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your girlfriend is a good boy

prole, (edited ) in Break my phone if she ain't

Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.

kewwwi, in I'm running out of images pls help
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/42ae9cb0-dd68-47d8-895c-763b86c31fa7.jpeg

I’m helping

Shieldtoad, in Dude, get out of here

See you later

redcalcium, in Dude, get out of here

That’s a funny looking stray cat.

0x4E4F, in Dude, get out of here

Bad bad croc! Shew, go home!

fmstrat,

Ahem. Gator. 😀

0x4E4F,

Yeah, probably, I really don’t know the difference… except for what Robin Williams said in Jumanji 😂.

Cold_Brew_Enema, in Someone in props in getting fired for that

Who is that in the bottom left?

👁 👃 👁

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Anya Taylor Joy

captainlezbian, in Break my phone if she ain't

My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist

dodgy_bagel, (edited ) in well guess what else is yellow ?

Green is biology, blue is physics or generic science.

History is purple

Literature and language are red or pink

Yellow is an objectively disgusting color which is chosen for the objectively worst subject: math.

overcast5348, (edited )

Magic is purple! * Throws chair *

littlebluespark,
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That’s funny because everything is math. All the way down.

PsychedSy, in Break my phone if she ain't

But which state?

Gruntyfish,

Delaware

The_Ferry,

Gaseous I think though solid doesn’t seem like too long of a stretch

cows_are_underrated,

From the deep state.

Blue_Morpho,

State of indifference

Crow, in Dude, get out of here
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Im always surprised how tame alligators are. Nothing like crocodiles.

Paradachshund, in Dude, get out of here

Boop of banishing

adj16,

🤣

dipshit, in Treat yourself

[onion intensifies]

Commiunism, in You've heard of self raising flour, now presenting: self raising babies!

Oh, easy. Just give then an iPad with access to YouTube.

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