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sleepy555, in well guess what else is yellow ?

What color does hat guy think Math is?

Hackerman_uwu, in You've heard of self raising flour, now presenting: self raising babies!

This isn’t where does babby come from this is where do babby go.

Heavybell, in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Hell, she’s actually pretty cute. I’ll take her over the typical 2020s female character design style.

affiliate,

what’s the typical 2020s style? i’m out of the loop

HawlSera, (edited )

Stoic flat-chested tomboy with no personality outside of the occasional metajoke.

I’m fucking tired of it myself

Edit: You downvote me, but play any movie or watch any game from the past 3 years and tell me I’m wrong.

rambaroo, (edited )

So exactly the same as a half the male characters in video games since ever?

Heavybell,
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Don’t forget side-shave haircut.

JackbyDev,

I’m s sucker for that, zero complaints here.

Thcdenton, in Dude, get out of here

I love gators

BaronVonBort, in You've heard of self raising flour, now presenting: self raising babies!

Put baby on the floor

ElBarto, in Someone in props in getting fired for that
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balderdash9, in But I eat when I'm sad

Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol

ShaggySnacks,

Ah, I fellow I am in dead inside person.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Mandy, in Life is a stormy river

But for real tho, im not even fully on the bridge anymore, holding on with my pinkies

Mandy, (edited ) in You've heard of self raising flour, now presenting: self raising babies!

Thats just that one franken Fran chapter:

Basically, someone invented a womb pod thingie to raise babys in, people became so careless that they barely even acknowledge them

Some other highlight chapters include:

Cockroach civilization

Pepple wanting to become increasingly stronger kamen riders and turning montrous

Anime in real life

Wherewolf mommy

justlookingfordragon, in Someone in props in getting fired for that
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“Back in the day” I used to go to medieval fairs with friends quite often, and all of us were in full costume, from head to toe. It is a lot easier to change into those clothes at home rather than put them on when you arrive at your destination, so we already looked like a LotR troupe when we left home.

One time on of our knights wanted to quickly get some more cash before we drove off, so he marched into the bank - in full metal plate, only missing the helmet and weapons 'cause they were in the trunk at the time. It took a while before he came back, laughing his ass off because he had to reassure the lone bank teller in there that he was NOT a lunatic trying to rob him.

The bank got its first ATM a couple weeks later, which might or might not have been a coincidence.

littlebluespark, in Someone in props in getting fired for that
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So… You mean high school theater?

alienanimals, in Customer support

“You can copy my homework, but don’t make it too similar”

Poland: HOLD MY BEER

Sibbo, in But I eat when I'm sad

I was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad

ArbitraryValue,

this is just sad

Just as planned.

lugal,

And it worked at least with me. I didn’t eat a single piece of that cake

Duchess, in Bob and the bobcat
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You fool, the man is the bobcat!

thefartographer,

Animorphs!

LazaroFilm,
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Oh my had that brings me back. What was the name of the alien again?

tired_lemming,

Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill

Man, I miss that series.

TurboDiesel, in But I eat when I'm sad
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This child is unhinged.

We stan.

SeeMinusMinus,
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They will grow up to be a great memer

ininewcrow,
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Or President of a western first world nation

Lemminary,

A corporate CEO at the very least

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