He’s an awful person, but I’ll grant Bezos one single thing: unlike Musk, he actually had the balls to get in one of his company’s rockets himself. When it was virtually untested.
SpaceX has made a bunch of crewed trips. Musk hasn’t been on a single one. He’s happy to risk other people’s lives for his benefit.
was in football team when younger. Never was able to pull of tricks but tried and trained to do them. I dont know if i was just too bad with my feet or if my training was not hard enough. But for sure tell that getting all of those stunts to work and on top of that getting 'em to work in a row… jeesus. Respect.
Albert Einstein, an Australian living in the Tasmanian outback, splits the atom with a chisel in an attempt to carbonate beer. He also invents the electric guitar, rock and roll music, and his beer carbonation device is converted into a bomb by Marie Curie’s boyfriend. Albert Einstein takes a steam boat to France and then diffuses the bomb with the literal power of rock and roll, saving Paris and falling in love with Curie.
This was the opening paragraph of an essay I wrote for my European History class. I did not get a very good grade.
The fact that you posted it here means they’ve accomplished their goal. Literally the only reason this exists is for people to buy it ironically as a joke. Smart alecks across social media as we speak are buying this with a smug sense of superiority so they can talk about how stupid it is. A Doritos executive somewhere is laughing all the way to the bank.
Look how adorable she is doing her little ball dance. Women are mysterious and gracious creatures indeed. Too bad that they'll never.kick much farther than that because they are so weak and feeble things. Better have her home with the kids. She always says that she likes bring around them after all and she got really excited when I gave her that new skillet for her birthday, so she'll love to cook me some nice red meat with it. I'm all pro women and I will make sure mine has all the things she needs to fulfill her role in society.
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