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Diabolo96, in Positive review

I will not tolerate such heresy. Damn you, whoever wrote this !

rockerface,

https://i.imgflip.com/30pmz1.png

ericisshort,

Yeah, how’d they miss SpongeBob? He’s so prominent in every single cartoon.

BarrelAgedBoredom, in talk shit, get bit

I’m tired of drinking! I wanna chew now!

balderdash9,

“HELP!”

“I can’t… I can’t move, I’m a plant”

Love me some CalebCity. Been watching him since Philip de Franco shouted him out 6 years ago

justhach, in An easy way to enlarge a photo
@justhach@lemmy.world avatar

Fuuuuuuck caught myself doing this the other day while looking at a map lol.

sasquash471, in Sleepover at a friend's

bottom. on top you always get blinded when someone turns on the fucking light.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Be me, 10 years old

Wake up on top bunk

Rub eyes, sit up

Get wacked a in the head a half dozen times by the ceiling fan

3/10 experience, great views, not worth the brain damage

Orbituary, in trash
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

In 2022 it was still Twitter.

FinallyDebunked,
@FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net avatar

Futures generations will call it x

Hiro8811,

I still don’t give enough shit to care how you refer to shit. X, Twitter or greatest propaganda machine, at the end of the day it’s the same platform

mordred,

Implying it will survive a generation

ilinamorato,

For almost everyone in the world it’s still Twitter today. Nobody calls it X except Musk and Linda Y. Even the weird tech bros still call it Twitter.

Lemminary, (edited )

Even Twitter calls itself Twitter. Almost as if they half-heartedly made the switch just to shut the boss’s yap.

stoy, in trash

Wrong year for Twitter.

EvilCartyen, in An easy way to enlarge a photo

I’ve done that many times and I feel like a retard every time. And I’m 40, so… I should know what photos are?

schmidtster,

Same energy as losing your glasses on your head or your phone for a flashlight to look for phone.

Everyone makes follies like this, we just like to pretend we are better and can’t.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I pressed reply on this comment … now I forgot what I wanted to write … :(

EatYouWell,

When my wife and I were dating, I once texted her that I couldn’t find my phone.

Not my proudest moment, but I was going to school full time and working 60h a week.

hperrin,

“Oh shit, Jeremy left his phone here, I’ll call him to let him know.”

beep boop boop beep

rrrrriiiiing

“Oh yeah.”

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve done the same thing from the other end; got in to my car and realized my music didn’t start playing. Look around and, oops! No phone. My first thought was, “oh no big deal, I’ll just call-DAMMIT”

WalrusDragonOnABike, in Positive review

No spoiler tags?
/j

Veedem, in How do you like this, sexists?
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Hard to accept that I’m just not THAT good at ANYTHING lol

norgur, in You go to this link and give me one good reason why civilization isn't long past its peak.
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s not at it’s peak because shit like this still exists. Captain Picard, where art thou?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0116801a-6e62-4260-8247-a89ffb05afd0.png

Tar_alcaran, in How do you like this, sexists?

Ugh, women hogging all the talent, with their training and their skills, making the rest of us look like shit just cause we’re lazy and don’t do shit.

_number8_, in trash

i recently bought a new device so i had to install the fresh / current versions of my apps. very annoying because god the twitter icon looks like fucking garbage now

SpaceNoodle,

You didn’t have to install Twitter.

norgur, in An easy way to enlarge a photo
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Zoom in, Abby!

Zoom factor increases by 100000% and numbers on a smartphone become readable

Here you go, Gibs!

Slurps weird poison that’s sold as drink somewhere

Poggervania, in You go to this link and give me one good reason why civilization isn't long past its peak.
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

I think Disco Elysium said it best:

One may dye their hair green and wear their grandma's coat all they want. Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead…

So you’ve effectively done what they wanted OP - and I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be some lowkey marketing effort or something tbh.

0x4E4F, in An easy way to enlarge a photo
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thank god I still don’t do this… though I fear I will in a few years.

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